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i hate gays, please kys tartaglia.

Summary:

childe: >> venti: my life has become boring as i watch the washing machine clean my clothes
are we not talking abt this anymore

ayaka:
i am praying for the man

venti:
you wont

ayaka:
you’re right
i won’t
cause i am

venti:
LETS GOOO

ayaka:
in no way, shape, or form

venti:
RINSE CYCLE

ayaka:
religious

thoma (wife):
praying for venti [atheist]

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amias (they/it/xe)
jaz (he/him)

updates as frequently as possible!!

Chapter 1: ajax childe tartaglia isn't real.

Chapter Text

we dont study here [xiao give us answers<//3]

( aethereal, luminescent, venti, hu put u on deez nuts, ciao, xingussy, thoma )



aethereal:

remember when lumine

 

luminescent<3:

HELP LMAO

THEY ARE MILFS THO

 

aethereal:

WE HAVENT TALKED IN THAT GC SINCE LISA SAI D 

“BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDE”

 

luminescent<3:

SHE OUTED ME 👿

aethereal:

IT WAS ALREADY SO VERY OUT THERE.

 

luminescent<3:

IHY.

 

ciao:

sometimes i think abt how venti doesnt know who childe is

i wish i was him i dont wanna know who childe is

 

luminescent<3:

lmao me

 

aethereal:

WAIT DO YOU GUYS WANT THE SS OF VENTI REFUSING THAT HEs REAL

 

ciao:

i also think abt that

 

aethereal:

 

venti:
he is not real

dont lie to me

 

aethereal:
but he is real

 

venti: 

NO HE ISNT!

 

ciao:

i promise you he is

 

venti:

YOU PROMISE BREKAER

anyways can i add people

 

luminescent<3:

hello??? you changed the subject so fast 😭

 

venti:

and so did your mom

anyway

can i add ppl 

pwease 🥺

 

ciao:

why.

what purpose

 

aethereal:

sure.

 

venti:

ty mommy 🥺💕

 

aethereal:

what the fuck

 

luminescent<3:

kys

PLEASE.



venti added:

kaeya, diluc, bennett, and sara



luminescent<3:

oh no, not the brothers.

 

kaeya:

oh no, not the twins.

 

aethereal:

why bennety

bennett

 

venti:

why NOT bennett

 

bennett:

i just fell down the stairs

 

venti:

cutely?

 

bennett:

no

 

venti:

oh

unfortutuante 

 

diluc:

why am i here

why was i added

you guys are literally sophomores.

 

venti:

cause i love you 🥺

 

diluc:

pass away

 

kaeya:

don’t tell venti to be like father

 

hu put u on deez nuts:

unprovocked

 

venti:

literally

 

luminescent<3:

its unprovoked dumbass

i see why you’re here /lh

 

xingussy:

so mean and homophobic of you

also.

can i add chongyun

 

hu put u on deez nuts:

really? your stupid little best friend that u have a crush on

 

xingussy:

i do not have a crush on him

 

hu put u on deez nuts:

stage one: denial

 

xingussy:

CAN I ADD HIM OR NOT?

 

aethereal:

yes

maybe he can help us with school because we’re… kinda dumb

 

kaeya:

no thats venti



xingussy added:

chongyun

 

 

venti:

why is kaeuya so homophobic

 

chongyun:

how is he being homophobic

 

venti:

y-you… you wouldnt understand…

 

hu put u on deez nuts:

💀

 

xingussy:

omg hi chongyun lol

totally didnt add you

 

hu put u on deez nuts:

yeah and u totally dont have a crush on him

 

hu put u on deez nuts deleted a message

 

luminescent<3:

cackling rn

 

thoma:

me too

 

aethereal:

omg wife

hi

 

sara:

i dont think ayato would approve of that

 

thoma:

what.

what do you mean

 

sara:

lol



sara is offline



thoma:

stop what

this is hateful

 

venti:

i literally watched you watch the group chat

instead of replying

TALK. about hateful

 

thoma:

oops