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Bakugou stared at the mop in his hand, dripping with cheese and spilling all over the floor. THe floor was covered in nacho crumbs and static. He looked up at the apologetic face of Eri, and sighed. He looked slightly higher to the more scared than apologetic face of Nendo, and growled. Who was this guy anyway??? Some douche villain opened a portal to kaminaris room? Why did kaminari have this shit? He didn’t even want to know. He began to walk closer to Nendo, growling louder when he noticed Nendo starting to laugh. Who was this bitch??? Why was he here??? Where was that other pink douchebag bitch fucking dumbass slut prostitite? The raccoon that promised to clean the pikachus mess???
If aizawa walked in on bakugo like this he wouldn’t be allowed to handle finance anymore. What would he do if he couldn’t financial literacy??? He didn’t wanna be like those stpuid idiots who took it over the summer, no he was an alpha male who knew the importance of it. Who knew how alphatic and superior it was, and he took pride in his financial literacy work .Unlike deku he had all a’s, wait deku had all a’s fuck that. Kirishima didn’t. He was getting sidetracked. How would he clean this mess up now? Ushering eri out of the room he looked at Monoma and began to say, “where the fuck did you come from.” monoma shrugged and teleported into another dimension. Fuck. he had copied the villans quirk??? Wait what the fuck that was such a good solution but now monoma was gone. Fuck. fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ufck ufck
Wow it's good eri can't read minds
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Turns out hagakure the invisible shit could read minds, always knew what was going on, hated life. Her parents' divorced life didn’t work out for her, you know? Wait bakugou was making up personalities again.. Shit, this probably wasn't healthy. He should see a therapist. He sighed, and turned around, only to find eri gone. Fuck. Well, it was fine, as long as she didn’t die. But then he realized nendo was also gone. But a blue haired bitchless bitch was in his place. He looked like his name was kaidou. Wait, was that a mop of pink? Fuck it, he finished mopping teh scheese? And went to get his coffee jelly (secret sweet tootH)
But then. When he went to find it. The coffee jelly
WAS COVERED IN CHEESE.
So bakugou got another mop. And another mop was filled with cheese. And then of course, eri and nendou appeared out of a portal. Monoma was still nowhere to be seen. “Where did that copy cat little--”
Eri popped out of a corner, waved and then teleported?? Monoma had to figure his shit out. Did the dunce 's face put on makeup?? Monoma looked like a girl. He was kinda hot though.
…
Maybe more than kinda
Bakugou couldn’t resist his alpha urges. He pinned monoma against the cashier and they started violently making out. Until monoma saw the cheesy mop, at which he said “im allergic to cheese, coffee, chocolate, and--” he began to list everything known to man… He said acorns too… to show how dominant bakugou was he pushed monoma before licking him with his cheesy coffey chocolatey acronym tongue and monoma died. And then bakugou was so sad he died too