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"Well...What do we have here?" A cross, sparked with life. But with a gloomy and terrifying tone, it brought. The height was already an obstacle to even start with. The cross has an official type name, Spire. But this cross often hides the name away to prevent people from running away from it. Due to the height, not a single existing detective room can fit it as it is as huge as Mount Rainier. The love affair brought them here, argument ensure the surrounding. What could lead to this?
"This is what it is..." Someone sighed, his appearance is unique. He was meant to be an Operating system, but with a physical body and an edgy personality.
A machine, a human, a spire, a war angel and a space station, all within the surrounding.
"Now, may we know what happen?" The machine said again.
"This love affair is so cursed." The human replied with an unexpected twist suddenly.
"My super laser piss!" A moon of Saturn yelled with the piss, shooting down a spacecraft.
"What the Encledaus!? What the heck are you doing here with- Oh sh*t, Cassini!" The Space Station dashed upon seeing its spacecraft friend fall from Encleadus' piss geysers, leaving the rest behind.
"Rainier. How the heck did you brought Encl-"
"Don't ask me, Satos. It's not my fault."
The Machine and the Spire look at each other upon the Enceladus incident before looking at both human and the war angel.
"The truth is...he followed me first." The war angel replied.
"I am worried about you." The human then replied.
"Perry, you-"
"Seraphim."
Both the human and the war angel called each other, making each other suddenly panic more than usual.
"Um. I hate to burst your bubble, but we need to settle things fast. Both of you still have a third affair on hold." Satos pointed to Mir who was still worried about Cassini.
"Wake the fu*k up, Cassini!" Mir yelled.
Seraphim and Perry were sighted. There is something that cursed the whole thing with Mir being in the middle of the love affair between both of them.
"The thing is...we don't know why Mir want to ruin our love affair."
"That's it?" Rainier asked with a surprised tone. This is the client with a request that Rainier and Satos didn't complete before. They did solve a few of the cases here like the mystery of the eclipse, the identity of Kagayaki, and so on — But not the cases like this love affair curse, especially with the sudden unexpected twist of Enceladus pissing Cassini Spacecraft off.
"It felt like Enceladus doesn't like anyone, even Cassini to get close to its piss..." Rainier thought while thinking about what the heck happened to Enceladus and Cassini.
"This is all your fault, Seraphim!" Mir screamed over the curse she has with Seraphim.
"You better pay the bill for Cassini, otherwise I am spitting up with you!" Mir just leave with tears over what happened to her friend.
"I hate Cassini...That spacecraft and Enceladus." Seraphim thought, and then it remembered something.
"Wait- How the fu*k Cassini is here when Impactor V took her role as Saturn's Orbiter!?" Seraphim burst out and leave over Cassini's appearance.
"Despite I agree with Seraphim, they can't just leave this Cassini behind," Satos replied upon the bursting of Seraphim.
"I will take care of Cassini." Perry stood up and grabbed Cassini to bring her back to her mission team at Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Both Satos and Rainier watched as they watched their clients leave one by one without noticing until Perry leave while grabbing Cassini Spacecraft. This case is really going to be extremely hard to crack for sure, both of them thought as there is a moon of Saturn and another spacecraft interrupting them.
Then Satos and Rainer discussed on regard of both Cassini and Enceladus,
"I guess we need both Cassini Spacecraft and Enceladus for sure."
"I felt the same as the best possible options, but they are also the least possible options due to being the trigger for possible future argument."
"I totally agree, Satos. But they are also the ones that can break our clients' triple argument."
"So how and what can we do about those two?"
"Um..."
Both of them thought for a while until Enceladus returns.
"Wha- Where do they go?"
"Thanks to you, Cassini is going to scold by her mission control. You did forget that she has a mission to visit you, isn't she?"
The harsh questioning from Staos made Enceladus panic and realized his mistake of pissing on the Cassini Spacecraft.
"Oh, sh*t. I completely forget — Take me to Cassini, Now!"
"Sure. But under two conditions — No more pissing and follow us, we need you to solve a love affair mystery."
"Fine. I promise." Enceladus replied in agreement with Satos' condition.
"Geez. Satos. You are good at negotiation."
"Seriously, Rainier — I was created during World War II. Of course, I have negotiation skills for survival." Satos respond to Rainier. Rainier burst opens the door, destroying their surrounding.
"Rainier!" Satos screamed.
"We literally have no time to waste! Cassini may be scolded at any time now!" Rainier replied, and flew upward with both Satos and Enceladus grabbing and screaming for life.
But that is how their detective story began.