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It was really crowded in the 👀 vc today. Every single alt had been moved there
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Manfred Von Karma was hopping around the VC like a big playground,
But then Mia fey rose out of her grave and hit Von Karma with a spirit grenade
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Von Karma fell to the ground as Miles Edgeworth walked up and stomped on his face a few times. No one really knew what was going on but at least Manfred was being beat up. In the background Moth was watching all of this unfold.
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Suddenly a woman stormed in and stomped right up to Moth
"You're racist!"
Moth was taken aback,they had never seen this woman before in their life. They dubbed the woman White Miranda
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"White...Miranda????" she scoffed. "Let me tell you, I am possibly 1/345 Navajo and 2% milk," the crazy woman screamed. "And you are being so racist to me!" Moth was not fazed. "I am milkphobic," they said and pulled out a bottle of milk.
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"AAAHHH" yelled Miranda. Her phobia was real and not a made up illness like it sounds. She collapsed on the floor. Moth, unfased, opened the milk and sipped.
The rest of the alts just stared, Moth scared them. They knew alts weaknesses, what they are afraid of. They were
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utterly terrifying. They looked at the alt's and laughed evilly. Slowly they went through the alts one by one and tore them apart, their flaws and weaknesses were revealed in front of everyone. They continued to sip the very large carton of milk as they did this. When they got to miles edgeworth they pointed, laughed, and called him a pathetic little piss baby.
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All of the alts began to sob uncontrollably, unable to get over Moth's teasing due to their fragile constitutions. Miles Edgeworth was rolling around on the floor, Franziska von Karma was whipping the ground in frustration, and Godot was chugging coffee nervously.
Suddenly, Phoenix decided to stand against this injustice. He would not take any more of these childish insults.
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"Guys, why are we tormenting this 16 year old? Shouldn't we be better than this?" All of the alts felt guilty in making fun of Moth. They all apologized to them and together they made a really cool potion to overthrow ich and rea apparently (what)
"We need to rule this server" Moth proclaimed. All of the alts agreed because they basically are 50% of this hell
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hole already. It would be easy for them to just overthrow the admins once they disappeared for a while. They thought about how they could do that, until Shelly de Killer had an idea: "What if I hack their accounts and give every alt admin rights?" Everyone agreed that that was a great idea, and so he got to work. When he hacked into ich's account, he made a mistake, and accidentally deleted the