Work Text:
Youre walking to get the mail one morning when you hear music nearby
You look over and see your neighbor semi eita’s garage filled with a band
You walk over, you love the sound of music and always loved the idea of garage bands
They stop playing and look at you
“You guys are great players”
“We know, what do you want”
“I was wondering if i could join y-”
semi walks forward and smacks you with his electric guitar
He bends down to pick up one of your teeth that fell out
Semi starts using it as a guitar pick as he walks back
“Absolutely not”