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1. Uber Rides for a Broke Ass Ghost(?) by tkettIe

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Hu Tao (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe's Family (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Mystery
   • Paranormal
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Tartaglia | Childe is a Menace (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe is a Mess (Genshin Impact)
   • supernatural mystery
   • Mindfuck
   • Eventual Romance
   • Happy Ending
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Childe Drives an Uber
   • Zhongli takes said Uber
   • Chaos ensues because Holy Fuck what the shit
   • What the fuck is Zhongli? Find out more at 11
   • Modern Setting
   • Horror Elements
   • Other tags in chapters to avoid Spoilers
   • Supernatural Elements
   • Zhongli is lovingly referred to as an WhateverTheFuckTheyAre
   • Cryptid Elements
   • Blood and Gore
   • Comedy
   • meme references
   • Caveussy is a word - Tartaglia told me so
   • Smut
   • Tartaglia | Childe Has ADHD (Genshin Impact)
   • Childe Gets Multiple 'New Kink Unlocked' Messages
   • Monsterfucking
   • Human/Monster Romance
   • Teratophilia
   • Wank and Tell
   • Oviposition
   • Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

   Summary

   Childe was ready. He had salt, holy water, and a fucking bible.
   Not Today SATAN.

   He reached for the it with his free hand, keeping the creepy eye contact the self-proclaimed-not-ghost liked for some reason. Probably soul sucking. "So. What are you?"

   The golden eyes in the reflection of his mirrors meet his, almost glowing.

   "[ .... found .... ]"
   ----⤞❖⤝----
   _{An out of control paranormal mystery where Childe gives uber lifts to the strangest passenger imaginable. As he becomes more comfortable with his unworldly company, he discovers the story behind their origin and some things about himself as well.}

    

   _{This fic will not contain:
   MCD (past, present, or future), Torture, Comas, Love Triangles, or Unhappy Endings}

   Series

   • Part 1 of An Uber Driver's Guide to the Cryptic

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   79,885

   Chapters:

   16/16

   Comments:

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