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A teen is laying on her bed, her name is SUCROSE KAROKI. Or in the way her species write SUCR0S3 K4R0K1, today is her 14th birthday.
Do you wish to be her?
[YES] NO
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Your name is SUCROSE KAROKI as previously mentioned, today is detos 3rd, your 14th birthday. You are pretty excited, you decide to look around your room.
Look at your posters?
[YES] NO
-The first poster is for a movie called "4TT4CK 0F TH3 CL0WNS.", it's a very good movie. Though your incarnate friends do not agree. The second is a poster of a romcom called "M3 4ND MY PSYCH0T1C CL0WN B0YFR13ND". This is your favourite movie, the romantic and sexual tention between the two leads just makes you jump with joy.-
You admire the second poster, you really, REALLY like clowns. Your brother says it runs in the family, though you don't think you have any family besides him.
RING! RING!
It seems like one of your friends is planning on annoying you, will you answer them?
[YES] NO
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[H4NDYM4N.H0NK] ST4RT3D CH4TT1NG W1TH [SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: H3Y DUD3!! H4PPY 14TH B1RTHD4Y, 1 H34RD Y0U'LL B3 J01N1NG M3 0N 34RTH!!! 1SN'T TH4T S0 C00L????
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: H0LY FUCK, 1 DR34D TH3 D4Y I H4V3 TO J01N Y0U 0N 34RTH. TH4T SH0DDY H3LLH0L3 C3L3STIAL 4ND TH3 0TH3R G0DL1NGS M4DE 1S FUCK1NG SUCKY.
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: C0M3 0N DUD3, 1TS G01NG T0 B3 S0000 3XC1T1NG!!!!! Y3S, 34RTH MAY B3 H0M3 T0 0N3 0F TH3 M0ST 1NSUFF3R4BL3 SP3C13S. BUT!!!! Y0U'LL H4V3 M3!! S0 D0N'T SW34T IT BR0TH3R!!!
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: F0R TH3 L4ST T1M3 ST0P TRY1NG T0 G3T M3 T0 SM0K3 M3TH W1TH Y0U.
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: H3H3H3 F1N3, 1'M ST1LL DR4GG1NG Y0U 4L0NG W1TH M3!!!! Y0U 4R3 MY B3ST BR0 SUCR0S3, 1 W0ULD N3V3R L34V3 Y0U W1TH TH0S3 1NSUFF3R4BL3 PR1CKS!!!
[SUCR0S3.PSYC0S1S]: 1 H4T3 Y0U.
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: 4WWW 1 L0V3 Y0U T00, 4NYW4YS D1D Y0U G3T MY PR3S3NT??
[SUCR0S3.PSYC0S1S]: N0 1 H4V3N'T, 1'M ST1LL W41TING F0R MY BR0 T0 C0M3 H0M3. 1T'S B33N L1K3 0N3 H0UR H3 ST1LL H4SN'T C4M3 B4CK.
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: JUST4 QU3ST10N, BUT H0W 0LD 1S Y0UR BR0THER 4ND WH4T 1S H1S 1NC4RN4T3?????
[SUCR0S3.PSYC0S1S]: 1 TH1NK H3'S TW3NTY F1V3, 4ND... UH, 1 TH1NK H3'S TH3 1NC4RN4T3 0F 1 TH1NK D34TH, P01S0N AND CL0WNS. H3 D03SNT G0 T0 34RTH 0FT3N S1NC3 D34TH H3RS3LF USU4LY D34LS W1TH TH4T. 4NYW4YS I G0TT4 G0 N0W, S33 Y0U 0N 34RTH I GU3SS. BY3 H0NK.
[H4NDYM4N.H0NK]: BY3 SUCR0S3!!!!!!!!
[SUCR0S3.PSYC0S1S] 3ND3D TH3 CH4T.
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God, your friends are so annoying. Well mostly just Honk, that guy is so fucking loud. You just want to rip out his vocal coards. You don't know why you even hang out with that guy, though you have to admit he is a bit funny.
Now, on with the story. You open your window, the smell of radiation and gushers dances through the air. You admired the desaturated blue grass alongside the purple sky, you decide to leave your room. Heading out, you slip on one of your brothers many swords. You groggily pick up the sword, wiping away the bright pink blood on your feet and floor.
Decending down the stairs, you find the living room. The place has many stray weapons popping out here and there, your brother really needs to clean up. You head to the kitchen, you open the pantry and open a secret door, heading inside to another pantry.
Grab a pack of sand?
[YES] NO
-"3DD1S0NS 4DD1CT1NG S4NDS!!!!" D1SCL41M3R: D0 N0T G1V3 T0 CH1LDR3N W1TH 4BB4ND0NM3MT 1SSU3S!-
Ah, Eddisons addicting sand. Your favourite meal to munch on, it's better than any tv dinner your brother would make. Your friends think it's weird, they think everything you do is weird. You quickly down a handfull of sand, crunchy and grainy sounds erupt from your mouth, beautiful.
Suddenly, you hear your brother entering the black pikket fence home. You hastefully hide your tracks and stumble out of the pantry. You hear your brother enter the room, he drops a bag of groceries and pulls a thumbs up before leaving. You don't really get your brother, yes he is really really cool but he's a tad bit weird. You can't really see his eyes since they're literally pitch black, his horns are a dark maroonish color which is a stark contrast to your bright almost neon pink. You don't know if you two are actualy related, but you don't really care.
Sucrose, go outside.
You head out of the house into your yard, the air fills with smog. You check your mailbox and find a package
Open it?
[YES] NO
The package contains a pair of fingerless gloves, hair clips and a note.
-H3Y TH3RE SUCR0S3!!!! TH1S 1S Y0UR B3ST FR13ND H0NK!!!!!!!
TH1S 1S F0R Y0UR 14TH B1RTHD4Y, 1F Y0U H4V3NT N0T1C3D Y3T.
1 H0P3 Y0U L1K3 1T!!!! :DDDDD
S1NC3R3LY, Y0UR B3STFR13ND :DDDD
H0NK SH03M4K3R.-
YOU GOT SUPER DUPER COOL FINGERLESS GLOVES AND DOMINATING BLACK HAIRCLIPS!!!
Super duper cool fingerless gloves
- 50+ HP
- 10+ defence
- -20 stealth
- 100% COOLNESS!!!
Equip?
[YES] NO
YOU EQUIPED SUPER DUPER COOL FINGERLESS GLOVES!!!
Dominating black hairclips
- 40+ sight
- 60+ defence
- 17+ stealth
- -30 HP
- 100% DOMINATING!!!!
Equip?
[YES] NO
YOU EQUIPED DOMINATING BLACK HAIRCLIPS!!!!!!
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You head back to your room, apon entering you find a birthday cake on your desk. On your bed is a nicely folded pairs of suspenders, black knee high stockings and a highlighter green tie that matches your eyes. You suspect it is your brother that placed them here, he is always so lightning fast. You decide to equip it, it virtualy does nothing but boost your ego, nice.
You don't go to earth until 3 AM. You decide to annoy one of your friends, you hop onto your laptop and open H4NDYCH4T.
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[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S] ST4RT3D CH4TT1NG W1TH [T1M3.TURN3R]
[SUCR0S3.PSYC0S1S]: H3Y
[T1M3.TURN3R]: H1 :D!!!!!!! H4PPY B1RTHD4Y SUCR0S3!!!!
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: TH4NK Y0U :DDDDDDDD
[T1M3.TURN3R]: :P
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: :]
[TIM3.TURN3R]: D1D Y0U G3T H0NK'S PR3S3NT?
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: Y34H, H0W D1D Y0U KN0W????
[T1M3.TURN3R]: 1 C4N S33 TH3 FUTUR3 1D1OT!!
[SUCR0S3.PSYCH0S1S]: 0H SH1T 1 K1ND4 F0RG0T 4B0UT TH4T. 4NYW4YS IMM4 G0 N0W, BY3 :D!!
[T1M3.TURN3R]: BY3 :>!!!
[T1M3.TURN3R] 3ND3D TH3 CH4T
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You get up from your chair to eat some cake. But suddenly, you trip on a crude drawing you made when you were 5.
You fondly remember your bro teaching you how to write your name in catterlock. You really respect him for teaching a stupid dumb, dumb, idiot 5 year old at 16 years old. Onwards, you take the cake and dramaticly take a bite out of the candle. Delicious. You decide that you will eat the cake later though, you walk over to your beloved brothers study. The study had a piano in it, you always loved to play it. Though your attempts sounded horribly, it wasnt until 2 years ago your brother taught you how to play.
Sucrose, play an elegant song on your brothers piano.
https://youtu.be/q2PGQBoei2M
Just as you ended the song, a faint clapping could be heard. Turning around you find- SIMON THE GUITAR???? It's your brothers favourite guitar. You always wondered why your brother was so attached to his guitar and violin (well mostly the guitar), the one time you asked him. He said it was a gift from his sister, or you guys' sister. You never met this suppoused "sister", though you do not mind. You like this simple life with your brother and friends, you do not mind being the incarnate of chaos, madness and puppetry.
You carefully pick up the guitar trying not to damage it in any way. Your brother would kill you if you would, you gently place it on a velvet pillow with a nicely written appreciative note. Before going outside to smell the radiation and smog, god you love the smell of your neighborhood.
You check the big fucking clock at the end of your street, it is currently 12:28 AM. You're suppoused to board the train? Flight? Ride? To earth soon. Your brother suddenly throws a backpack, heaps of meals, cake inside tupperware, a pack of chalk and candles, 7 buckets of your favourite sand, a journal, a suitcase and a zell phone. Before you guys both get in his super cool, super radical car. You guys ride to the train station and aboard the midnight train, your bro hands you a note and nods. You guys both sit down for a 1 hour and 30 minute ride, you eventualy get tuckered out and fall asleep on your brothers shoulder. Before arriving on earth.
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