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V was walking around the park, watching the little kids push each other around, tackle each other, chase one another, and share secrets under the shade of trees. While he did enjoy watching 5-year-old's comfort their friends when they fell, he was outright bored. There was no one to talk to him, he was just another loner at the park. When V extended his arms up to stretch a small piece of paper flew up and hit his face. He panicked slightly and searched his body to check if it a was a bee. Instead of an insect, he found a small piece of paper.
"Hmm..." Taehyung inspected it noticing the crumples, assuming they were from his arms randomly thrashing around, he flipped it over and saw 10 digits. He stood there debating with himself whether he should keep the number or throw it away. Turning it over a few more times watching the ink reflect sunlight. He decided that a little fun couldn't hurt anyone right?
When V walked into his home, the smell of pizza hit him and his smile could not be stopped as he waltzed down the small hallway to the kitchen.
"What's the special event?" He crashed down into the chair excitedly eyeing the pizza.
"What makes you think that something has to happen every single time we have pizza?" His mother questioned him back. Taehyung put his hands in the air in surrender, achieving his goal in making his mother laugh he reached for a piece of pizza and waited for her to tell him the news. "Okay fine," She rolled her eyes and grinned widely, "I got us a kitty!" His mother started clapping excitedly.
The piece of pizza that was about to enter the godly mouth of Kim Taehyung was now dropped on a paper plate, neglected while Taehyung jumped up in the air and danced around.
"REALLY?!" He cheered before hunting the little guy down. "Where is it? I wanna carry it" He got down on the floor and started to crawl all over the place. His mother chuckled and walked into the other room before coming back with a fluffy orange kitty that fit right into Taehyung's arms.
Carrying it from its armpits V looked at it, positioning it in all different directions. Figuring out that the fluffy thing was a boy, he carried him back to the dining table before setting him on his lap. "What are we going to name him?" V stroked his fur.
"How about Neko?" his mother smiled at the name while Taehyung's eyes lit up. He turned to face the small kitten and started cooing at it.
"Who's my little Neko? Huh? Yeah, you are!" he shared Eskimo kisses with the little fur-ball while cuddling him at the same time. Quickly finishing his pizza slice, V took Neko up to his room to play. He didn't have any cat toys yet so he decided to make his own.
After searching his room for something to entertain his new friend with, he decided to go to his last hope, his keys. He took them out from his pocket and held it up in the air. Walking out of the connected bathroom, Neko got in a stance and pounced for the keys. V laughed and continued to play with the kitten for a while longer when a little kitten paw came down on his face.
"Ak!" V wiped the paw away from his face and scolded the kitten softly "No! No Neko!" He pouted at him before remembering the number in his pocket. "Oh yeah! Thank's for reminding me Neko!" He fluffed the little guys hair and dug the piece of paper out of his pocket along with his phone. The small cat continued to walk around the room, pawing at everything.
Concentrating very carefully, making sure not to mess up any number, he entered it into his recipient box. He typed out a quick 'Hey' and hit send before continuing to play with Neko more. He followed the little feline around his room. A few moments later his phone lit up when he checked the message he got he immediately blushed.
'I've been waiting for you for so long ;) Were you just going to leave me needy like this?' Taehyung set his phone down when another message showed up 'Why aren't you replying? I need you~'
Holding Neko carefully and petting him softly in order to remain calm, he watched as more messages showed up.
'C'mon babe~ I know you aren't shy~ just reply already'
'I need you~'
'Replyyy~~~'
'Babe~ you need to reply~ I started touching myself~ I'm close~!'
Taehyung couldn't take it anymore and quickly typed out 'I'm sorry I think I have the wrong number' Right when he was about to press the send button, one more message showed up.
'Don't text this number again, that was a warning.' Neko scrambled away when V practically dropped his phone on the floor.
Quickly picking up his phone and deleting what he typed earlier, 'Wait,' he re-typed, 'you were just joking about all that... weird... stuff?'
'Yes, now stop texting this number, I don't tolerate unknown people trying to prank text me. How did you even get my number anyways?!' Neko appeared again when Taehyung was typing furiously on his phone keyboard.
'Hello! I just wanted to see who owned this number. I was walking in my park when a piece of paper hit my face, the paper had a number on it, I guess it's yours.'
After clicking send Taehyung waited for the reply. He waited for 5 minutes, Neko decided to crawl into his lap and sleep while he stared at his phone. 10 minutes later while his butt fell asleep, Taehyung was debating whether or not he should text the number again.
No Taehyung, you don't even know the guy, he can track down your cell phone number and find out where you live! He could be a crazy, murderer, thief, villain, bad, guy or something!
Tae, it's all good. The guy has a sense of humor, I mean, those sex texts were priceless! He couldn't be that bad, just text him again, maybe he'll actually be up for phone sex.
He shook his head at the last part and saw his phone screen light up. He quickly unlocked his phone and smiled as he saw it was a text from the stranger.
'Haven't your parents ever told you not to talk to strangers? Don't ever text this number ever again you hear me? :/'
He orange haired male gulped, he wanted to get to know this guy but yet something might happen if he replies. He decided to take a risk and text the guy back anyway.
'My parents have told me that plenty of times, ^-^ but it must be fate or something you know! It's not every day you get a phone number thrown at your face.' He looked the message over 10 times before finally clicking send.
The reply came fast, 'I just told you not to text this number again, I'm serious'
'But I just want to get to know you, my name is Kim Taehyung, you can call me V if you want.'
'V as in Vagina? :P'
'WHA! NO! V as in "Victory" because I always seem to win at everything. ^////^'
'Wow, cocky much?'
'Wait! No! That's not what I meant! *^*' Taehyung became flustered but he made sure not to move around a lot so that Neko would remain asleep.
'Yeah, sure.'
'I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, but can you, at least, tell me your name?'
'Okay Vagina, my name is Jin.'
'MY NAME IS NOT VAGINA! *^*'
'Whatever. Why are you still texting me anyways?'
'I want to get to know you =^-^='
'Sorry, unlike your parents, mine told me not to talk to strangers.'
Taehyung sighed out loud but then remembered the sleeping cat on his lap and continued to text with one hand and pet Neko at the same time. 'My parents told me not to talk to strangers, I just don't understand why. There's nothing wrong with talking to you right now is there? ^-^'
'I don't hang out with baddies. There's nothing wrong with talking to me, there's nothing bad about me, but someone who disobeys their parents :0 Those are people I do not want to hang around.'
Taehyung smirked and scrolled up on his phone and took a screenshot of what Jin was saying before. 'I'm the baddie? You're the one that wanted to have phone sex. *picture*'
'Touche'
'Hey, Jin...'
'What do you want Vagina?'
'STOP CALLING ME VAGINA! IT'S TAEHYUNG. And... How old are you?'
'23'
'Wow, you're 3 years older than me! ^-^'
'There's no way you are 20...'
'I AM! See! *picture*' V took a selfie with Neko in his lap and sent it to Jin.
'I didn't ask for a picture of you...'
'Well now you know I'm not some kind of pedophile. Can you show me what you look like?
Taehyung waited for Jin to reply but it was already 12:10 pm. He yawned and fixed himself for bed. He hugged Neko and checked his phone one last time before falling asleep to the wonder of what Jin looked like.