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It wasn't very often that staff was called into an emergency meeting. In fact, Usually there wasn't even time in the face of an emergency for staff to get together and discuss, rather everyone having to jump into sporadic action. The safety of the kids was always everyone's priority. When the meeting was called to discuss the building of dorms on UA campus within an incredibly unrealistic timeline, Eraserhead and Present Mic were at the centre of it all.
Aizawa being the one who everyone seems to rely on in stressful situations involving the kids and Present mic, who was the fun, happy go lucky guy who everyone could rely on to make light of any situation. So it's safe to say when the meeting wasn't being interrupted by Hizashi’s usual jokes, Aizawa was the first to notice.
Hizashi couldn't help but sit anxiously, waiting for the meeting to end. It had been called so suddenly. He had just finished teaching three class periods in a row without getting even a single minute break between because kids had questions that kept him from slipping away. Not to mention it was the end of the day, meaning he had lunch and drank a large sized lemonade from Lunch Rush already. Meaning the liquid he drank hours ago has made it way through him and is now forcing itself out, slowly and without his permission.
He was just stepping out of his classroom when he got the notification on his phone. Normally being the stickler for the rules he was, he would have dropped everything at the urgent email. But, he decided it was in everyone's best interest to stop at the little boys room on the way, That is until All-might grabbed him and pulled him down to the office where the meeting was being held.
Now after running though over an hour of nitty gritty details about home visits and uprooting hundreds of students' lives, security cameras and mental support systems. He was steadily losing his mind, and losing control of his bladder slowly in his seat. He just hopes nobody notices his strange actions long enough that he can escape to his classroom after and then figure out what to do.
***
Aizawa noticed almost immediately when Hizashi sat down that something was off. But it took him until at least forty-five minutes into the meeting, between half paying attention to Nedzu and Hizashi to catch on to why the loud man was being so quiet and acting so strange.
At first it was the lip biting. And then the periodic fidgeting. At first he thought it was nerves. The two have been chosen to go home visits to convince the students' parents to trust the school with their kids, Him being assigned to Class 1-A him to Class 1-B but his weird reactions to things continued far after that subject was dropped. It was only about an hour in when he saw Hizashi, seemingly startled, frantically look down at his lap for a few seconds before looking around the room. His dear old friends from back in his UA days, Had to pee, and from the looks of it, quite badly.
Aizawa was unsure what to do. He was hoping after watching Hizashi seemingly pee his pants, just a little bit, from the man's reaction, Raise his hand and ask to go, like a student. Or atleast jump up and run out of the room before causing a scene. But neither happened. He just watched the guy nervously look around the room for the last thirty minutes of the meeting. Looking terrified and overly anxious. It took everything in Aizawa not to stand up and pull his idiot friend out of the room and into the nearest bathroom.
***
The meeting had been adjourned. And ten minutes ago. Hizashi would have been ecstatic to finally be relieved from the staff office room. But now, Having lost his battle with his blatter no less than forty-seconds ago. Feeling the hot piss leak without his control into the soft plush desk chair in the meeting room. He can't move. The liquid exiting him is slow and controlled. But he cant stop it. Only make it so its no obvious as to what is happened.
Luckily his chair is rather deep and big, made to accommodate people with quirks that make their bodies big and large like gang orca. His coworkers all around him are standing up, leaving the room and going on with their day but he isn't moving a muscle. Not even taking his eyes off a specific spot on the table in front of him.
“Let's go.” He started, Feeling his stream pick up for a second. He almost screams but stops when he realises the voice is coming from Aizawa. He feels the familiar cold hand on his shoulder from behind.
“You go one ahead, I'll catch up!” Hizashi tries to sound as normal as possible. As if he isn't trying to slowly release hours worth of piss into his pants in a room full of japan's top heroes.
“It's just me, everyone else already left.” At the statement, Hizashi looks up and he is alone, except for Aizawa.
“I'm just not ready to leave yet. I'll catch up with you in the teachers lounge.” Hizahi smiles at him. He needs him to leave so he can let go completely, and then assess the damage before figuring out what to do next.
“I know you need to pee. It's obvious. Let's hurry and get you to the bathroom. I know it's sometimes hard to speak up in meetings like that but it's over now, come on.” Hizashi’s stomach drops. ‘Was he that obvious?’ he looks up at his friend in shock.
“Heh, Yeah, Had to pee.” Hishasi's sheepishly says, not breaking eye contact with Aizawa.
“What?” Aizawa doesn't blink at the confession.
“Still peeing, actually…My bad, I guess. You were too late.” Hizashi isn't shy with Aizawa, and Aizawa clearly isn't shy with him. But he still wants to evaporate into nothing at the angry look on his friends face.
“Hizashi, what the hell.” Aizawa looks at him dumbfounded.
“Don't what the hell me! It just happened alright! Or, Not all the way, I haven't fully let it happen, but I can't walk…”
“What do you mean, fully let it happen? Did you pee your pants or not?” Aizawa asks sternly.
“Don't say it like that. I didn't pee my pants!” Hizashi protests
“Answer the questions, I'm tired and wanna take a nap.”
“I'm currently in the process of going…Im just…Going very slowly because I don't want to, or more didnt want to make it obvious to everyone in the room what was happening.” Hizashi admits he can feel the pain in his lower half fading as the dribble leave him, but not at a pace that's giving him any relief.
“You were peeing while people were still leaving the room!?” Aizawa looks at him shocked.
“I've been sitting in a wet seat for half and hour Zawa! I told you, it just happened! Now leave so I can let it happen completely!” Hisahi doesn't mean to raise his voice slightly, but he had and now Aizawa looks even more pissed.
“No, hurry up and just go. I've got to help you and figure out what we can do about the mess and how to get your out of here without anyone seeing us!” Aizawa lets out a sigh, staring at Hizashi.
“Us? We?” Hizashi looks up at him.
“Yes, This is my problem now too. Now go.” Hizahis looks at him for a few seconds to make sure he is serious and he just raises his eyebrows at him. He relaxes his body completely into the chair and instantly, pee is dripping from the chair onto the floor.
Hhssssssssssssss…hssssssssssss..hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Hizashi relishes in the feeling of finally letting go. Ignoring Aizawa, cursing under his breath at him as he does so.
“Okay, now that-”
Hhssssssssssssss…hssssssssssss..hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
He starts going again, even a little surprised by it himself. He can't help but laugh as he finally feels empty.
“Geeze, You really had to go. Why did you wait…you know what nevermind. Stand up, let's go.” Aizawa starts walking to the door and Hizashi stands up but hovers in place for a second.
“I don't wanna go out there. Zawa, man, you have to go get me new pants.”
“You have got to be kidding me. Where do you suppose I get you a pair of pants from?” Aizawa asks, looking more tired than Hizashi had ever seen him before.
“Student gym uniform? Lost and Found?” Hizashi suggests with no shame.
Aizawa rolls his eyes and exits the room. Returning an agonising ten minutes later with a pair of way to small gym shorts and a large stack of towels.
“Put these on, and here, for the ones you peed in.” He hands him the clothes and the bag.
“Stop saying I peed them!” Hizshis snaps back, grabbing the bag and the clothes.
“Sorry, The pants you went to the bathroom in? Pissed in? Went in? Soiled? Wet yourself in?” Aizawa teases, throwing the towel over the chair and onto the floor to sop up the puddle.
“Stop that! I'll handle it, It's gross.” Hizahis ties the bag with his pants in it and throws it over by the door, hurrying to stop his friend from touching his piss.
“The faster I clean this up, the sooner we can get out of here. Besides, I said this was my problem as much as yours so calm down. It's fine.” Hizashi cringes as he watches his oldest friend pretty much mop up his pee.
“I'm sorry.” Hizashi mumbles.
“What, I can't her your over the sound of me mopping up my adult friends urine.” Aizawa looks up and smirks at him.
“I said I'm sorry! For not getting up and excusing myself…” Hizashi laughs, Trying to break the awkward tension.
“And for…” Aizawa teases him
“And for peeing my pants! There are you happy!” Hizashi laughs bending down to clean,
“I am now that you are smiling again. Come on, you stink, let's go. I'll send a janitor in here and say I just discovered his half attempt of a clean up.” Aizawa stands up and pulls Hizashi along.
“Wait, Can't forget these.” He grins, picking up his wet pants in the bag and carrying them in his hand opposite of the side Aizawa is walking on.
“I'm gonna tell midnight.” Aizawa elbows him as they walk
“Go ahead, i'll tell her about that time in second year when you mistook the pet gerbil as a-” Hizahis is shut up by another hand jab in the side, signalling a trust between two old friends.