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Tony has logged on.
Tony has started a Chatroom.
Y/N has logged on.
Natasha has logged on.
Steve has logged on.
Bruce has logged on.
Thor has logged on.
Tony: Has anyone seen Clint?
Steve: No.
Bruce: Nope, sorry.
Thor: NAY
Y/N: Not recently.
Natasha: Not since yesterday.
Y/N: Why?
Tony: He stole the alcohol. The EXPENSIVE alcohol.
Thor: THAT IS A TRADEGY, MAN OF IRON.
Bruce: Thor, what did we say about caps lock?
Thor: BROTHER BRUCE, MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON HAS PERISHED.
Steve: What does that mean?
Natasha: ...he kind of broke it yesterday. While trying to press it. Gently.
Tony: GUYS! That's not important. What important is my alcohol! We need to find Clint.
Clint has logged on.
Clint: Hello Tony >:)
Y/N: Look who it is!
Tony: Where. Are. YOU!!!
Thor: BROTHER CLINT!
Clint: Somewhere you will never find me.
Loki has logged on.
Loki: Why is there laughter coming from the vents in the library...?
Clint: ...
Clint: GODDAMMIT LOKI!
Thor: CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER! YOU HAVE FOUND BROTHER CLINT!
Bruce: Thor, I don't think he wanted to be found.
Tony: YOU ARE GONNA GET IT BIRD BRAIN!
Thor: I SEE THE MAN OF IRON BROKE HIS CAPSLOCK BUTTON AS WELL!
Steve: Tony! Calm down!
Y/N: Yeah Tony! Don't do anything...
Natasha: Stupid? Idiotic? Naive?
Y/N: Exactly.
Loki: I'm no longer bothered with your quarrels. Though it might interest you to know that Clint is now above the lab.
Loki has logged off.
Clint: LOKI!!!!!!
Clint has logged off.
Y/N: That's not good.
Tony has logged off.
Natasha: Neither is that.
Bruce: I think I just heard Tony swearing at Clint.
Steve: Why is there screaming?
Thor: I BELIEVE THAT IS THE SCREAM OF BROTHER CLINT.
Director Fury has logged on.
Director Fury: Why on earth is there screaming?
Y/N: Um....EVACUATE PREMISES!
Y/N has logged off.
Natasha has logged off.
Bruce has logged off.
Thor has logged off.
Steve: Don't ask.
Steve has logged off.
Director Fury: ...They are like children.