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It was a lovely day in Class—Stoopid.
By Lovely, i mean this.
"AHH! YOU STUPID—" "Come on~ don't be nosy!!" "And i was like MUAHAHAHAHAH—" "HAHHAHAHAAH" "NOSY BASTARD!" "EAT DICK!"
Yeah... And worst, it's so early in the morning, why are they so noisy?
Simple, we do drugs we drink energizers every morning!
Today, i feel exhausted, and i also have a very amazing idea to do to ease thy boredom!
stalk a certain gay couple in the class.
I must say, they aren't really a couple, but they're fruity enough so yeah.
"What are you doing here?" A certain actually gay & depressed in the class came up to me.
"Stalking Blue and Hanhan!" I remarked!
"You do realize the entire school can see you right?" The certain gay said to me.
"Shit? They do?" "Idiot."
So that didn't end up well.. I decided to use my homophobic cousin as a shield and i'll be using her as a barrier.
"Do you have a crush on Hanhan, Bula?" The homophobe asked me
"No! Why?" I whispered shouted.
"Why are you shielding me?" "Because why not?"...
"Oh no Homophobe is Gay!!" Max the Dog probably, shouted
"No i'm not!" Homophobe spat out
As Homophobe threw me to the front, i hit Hanhan's back and i unintentionally made them fall , Hanhan's chest facing Blue, the distance before they even kiss was MUAH! chef kiss~
The girls shouted as they saw this, obviously. (As well as me)
"UWAHH!" "AYIEE" "WOAH HAHAHAH"
Hanhan immediately got up and ran away, Blue then catched up. That was a sight.
Totally worth to see~