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Skulldickery bleasant goes to the super matket.
It was a lovely day in dubling, ireland and the rambunctious skeleton detective was trotting off tp the rnearest martket despote the fact that he had no organs, and therefore cannot eat.
"ah what a lovely day" says skulldickery as he wades through the puddles in the middle of his street, getting his pants legs all soggy and muddy. He has no choice but to remove the soiled slacks in the middle of the dtreet, revealing all his fucking leg and pelvis bones to whoever was insane enough to be outside. A slight blush rose to the skeleton's fleshless cheekbones somehow.
Suddenly!
A Mam shoots out of the gravel like a sperm ejaculating from an overeager phallus and stands before the half-naked skulldickery.
His head retracts into his neck like a tutle when he sees skulldickerys boney ass.
"well boy howdy what in tarnation is this " the now disgruntled Man asks, his head further receading.
Skulldicky intantly bellows louder than a whale on steroids and breathes a stream of fire right into billiam raymoddn sanguines crotch area. Billiam raynmoje dainguine shrieks and falls on the moist ground and starts sobbing profusely like a little shit baby with a nasty little shit diaper. Skulldickery sprints away, pants discarded in the mud, pelvis on show for any poor bystander to glimpse.
Bilray sangin cryies in an especially deep puddle and drowns on the mud water. Th last words he utters are
"ough this is neither rootin nor tootin"
Skulldickery runs too fast, so fast he slips on a living, breathing, screaming rat, and falls headfirst into an 18 wheeler than flattens him like a pancake, killing him instantly.