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*Bianca Barclay has made a group chat*
*Bianca Barclay has added: Wednesday, Enid, Yoko, Xavier, Ajax, and Tyler to group chat*
Ajax: this right here?? this right here is my villain origin story??
Wednesday: No.
*Wednesday has left group chat*
*Bianca has added Wednesday*
*Wednesday has left group chat*
*Enid has added Wednesday*
Wednesday: Fine.
Enid: yay! :)
Ajax: anygays let me spruce this up just a bit
*Ajax has renamed Xavier: artsy fartsy*
*Ajax has renamed Bianca: fish bitch*
*Ajax has renamed Yoko: vampy*
*Ajax has renamed Enid: wolfy*
*Ajax has renamed Tyler: hyde boi*
*Ajax has renamed Wednesday: goth moth*
goth moth: I bet you thought you were being slick didn't you?
*goth moth has renamed Ajax: medusa*
wolfy: WEDNESDAY??
goth moth: Karma is a bitch.
fish bitch: she aint wrong.
artsy fartsy: legit gonna kms
vampy: addams, i need a reason not to go to prison, stat
goth moth: There are no books in prison.
vampy: fair point, but if there is a stake in ajaxs head thats between me and god
goth moth: Hm, I do love the look men give when they are scared. When you do find him, please send me a picture of his eyes.
vampy: of course!
hyde boi: litterally cant do this shit anymore
wolfy: good kys :)
fish bitch: WOAHHHHHHH
hyde boi: istg i said i was sorry
wolfy: how many fucks do i give??
goth moth: Answer: not one.
wolfy: thank you!
goth moth: Mhm.
medusa: YOKO LITERALLY IS CHASING ME FUCKIN HATE VAMPS ISTGGSIYDIGSIUH
goth moth: I got the photo.
vampy: no problem!
artsy fartsy: please dont kill my bf i can deal with slight maiming
vampy: fine
artsy fartsy: thank uuuu
vampy: i still like Addams better
hyde boi: cant relate