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Stupid Werewolves With Their Internal Lie Detectors and Magical Tongues by Niecy8
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 May 2023
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“Just answer your phone. You’ve done worse things.”
Maybe but it was the principle of the matter and just like that on cue, his phone vibrated. Stiles glared at the device and then towards Derek. “You owe me big time wolf man.”
He smirked and walked away as Stiles swiped the answer button. “I just want you to know that I am doing this under duress and seriously, you can pick anyone else so why me?”
“Well hello to you Sweetheart.”
“Don’t Sweetheart me Blue Eyes. Your work people suck.”
Stiles thought he overheard the other man sit due to the crackling leather sound that was probably his easy chair. “They do, hence you’re perfect. You’ll be mildly entertaining and not merely annoying as most others I could possibly invite. And, I presumed I could I bribe you with a chocolate shake and curly fries at Maxine’s after.”
Oh, he loves Maxine’s but, “do you think I’m that easy? Butter me up and throw some junk food at me and I’ll swoon to Peter Hale and be your stupid fake date?”
There was an aggrieved sigh that came over from the other side. “Fine, I’ll throw in a double bacon cheeseburger too.”
And, shit. He was totally that easy and a sucker for greasy food