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Jay:
Hey, can you remember to bring 4 dozen pickled eggs that I ordered?
Max:
Uh, wrong number.
Jay:
Oh, ok.
Max:
Why 4 dozen pickled eggs though?
Jay:
Uhh, let's forget that
-Max added Nya, Cole, Zane, Lloyd and Kai into group chat-
Jay:
Wha-
How?
Max:
Hmm. Guess.
Jay:
Tell me or I will beat you up
Zane:
That's not "Ninja" of you, Jay.
Nya:
Hacking skills?
Max:
Mhm
Cole:
What's the purpose of this chat?
Max:
I am wondering why Jay wants 4 dozen pickled eggs?
Lloyd:
Pickled eggs? What do you want with those?
Kai:
Maybe he's an addict?
Jay:
Ey! None of your business
Kai:
You eat them?
Jay:
Uh... no?
Max:
Sounds like a lie.
Lloyd:
I saw you carrying a box full of them into a bathroom last night.
Kai:
Bathroom? What? do you take a bath in it?
Lloyd:
Or drink it?
Jay:
Shut the fuck up you freak
Zane:
Language.
Lloyd:
Nah, as a leader, shut up
Zane:
That's a behavior of a boss, Lloyd.
Kai:
We dont want a bossy ninja, do we?
Lloyd:
Bossy makes you listen
Kai:
You are not a boss baby, kid
Lloyd:
Shut up
Max:
Kai, respect your leader who has a mind of a child
Lloyd:
Yet I am more intelligent than him
Kai:
Excuse me?
Jay:
Max, how did you hack my phone?
Max:
Because you get getting dumber dummy.
Jay:
Hey!
Lloyd:
He is getting dumber, one time he mistook Cole for a robber. Hence he cant fix my bike!
Jay:
No no no, I did fix it, it just that you were impatient
Kai:
Don't think so
Lloyd:
You SMASHED my bike!
Jay:
DID NOT!
Max:
I think the real question is Jay, why pickled eggs and why do you need 48 of them.
Jay:
None of your fucking business
Zane:
Language!
Jay:
Plus its 40 not 48
Zane:
Dozen is 12, Jay.
Jay:
Dozen is 10. Is it not?
Zane:
You are incorrect.
Jay:
Im confused
Max:
That explains why your phone security is terrible.
Jay:
Hey! My phone security is top notch! Im going to bed
Zane:
Jay...its midday and you go to sleep at midnight.
Kai:
Oooh, whos lookin nervous?
Zane:
Grammar.
Kai:
No one cares the fuck Zane
Zane:
Language!
Nya:
Is this his weird habit now?
Kai:
Yes, getting dumber
Nya:
What? No... I am sure he is still smart
Cole:
Oh yeah? Then why did he mistake a pole for a giant beacon?
Jay:
Shut up boulder brain
Cole:
I thought you were sleeping dummy?
Jay:
I was just sleeping while I was on my phone!
Zane:
That does not compute.
Max:
That was a lie.
Jay:
Roode
Zane:
Spelling!
Jay:
no
Max:
Wait, are you able to reprogram Zane?
Jay:
Yes
Lloyd:
That's another lie. He is getting dumber.
Max:
Anyways, gotta finish my sandwich which Jay rudely interrupted me with.
Jay:
Sorry about that
Max:
Not enough to tell me WHY YOU WANTED 4 DOZEN PICKLED EGGS?
Jay:
Can we forget about it? Please?
Kai:
Not till we get answers
Jay:
Like I will tell you
-3 am-
Jay:
WHO ATE MY FLIPPIN CHEESE?!
Cole:
Wtf
Jay:
I LOOKED IN THE FRIDGE IS THE CHEESE WAS NOT IN THERE
Cole:
Jay, go to sleep, I am sure they'll be back.
Jay:
ARE YOU SURE CUZ I THINK SOMEONE ATE IT!
Max:
Jay, are you on high right now?
Cole:
Yes. I am about to knock him out
Jay:
I aM nOT HigH THanK yOU VeRY mUCh
Max:
Then why did you wake me up at 3 AM IN THE MORNING?
Nya:
Is Jay high right now?
Max:
He's on high, yes
Nya:
Told him not to have coffee at night.
Cole:
Uh, looked like he mistook a coffee for a pickled egg juice
Max:
Cole, I thought you were chasing Jay?
Cole:
I did, it was easy, it just splat his face against a wall.
Kai:
HAH!
Lloyd:
PICKLED EGG JUICE?? YUCKY
Nya:
But why?
Kai:
He adores it
Lloyd:
I wonder how though
Maybe he's brushing his teeth with it
Or using them as lotion...
Nya:
Lloyd, where are you getting those absurd ideas from?
Lloyd:
Just guessing
Nya:
Still weird of you to think that
Zane:
Can we go to sleep, please? It's 3 am in the morning.
Lloyd:
fine >:(
Max:
Finally