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"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the world championship Quidditching contest!"
's voice boomed across the large Arena.
The Quidditchadome was the largest in the world. Far bigger then the one in San Francisco - this one was able to hold 3 trillion fans.
Harry Potter and Hermione had just arrived by dragon.
"This is it!"
"Yes!"
"I never thought Id make it all the way to the final"
"I always knew you could make it, Harry, your my champion!""
"Thanks Hermione, but I'll need more then your vote to win this. I'll need to give it my all to become the number 1 Quidditch champion of Earth!"
"..and it wont be enough" said a horrible voice from behind them.
It was !
"I'll win this contest fair and square. Then everyone will bow down before me.....the one true champion of Quidditch....and lord of evil!!"
"No that will never come to pass! I'll stop you" said our Harry heroically.
"ha"
With that twirled of into the Arena.
"We must win now. We must!"
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, The seeker met with Draco in a nearby bungalow
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Quidditch, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.
This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.
"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Dracos buddy christ!"
"oh, Harry! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Draco blackmailed a a Bricklayer. Or the time The chosen one fooled a Goldsmith into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then The green eyed boy had ever thought possible.
As The gryffindor was telling another story, He thought He saw Draco examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
The boy who lived felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---
The next day, Harry was day dreaming.
'"wait a minute...is that the new forign exchange student?"'
'"Whoa...shes pretty isnt she!" said harry'
'"..and thats one short skirt!"' .
"..and why is she walking around in a bra?"' .
"..a transparent one at that!"' .
'"..and those smooth perky breasts bounceing in such a nice way"'
"oh look! Her skirk just got ripped of by a book that was chucked out of the window!"'
'"Heya Harry!"'
...
Hermione snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.(They were naked.btw. But that's not important right now - A/N)
"The seeker! The contest starts soon! Your late! Draco and have already changed into their Quidditching kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "
Harry got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered.
"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" sneered.
At that moment Harry realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. must have drugged him while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. Hehad to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting pulse pistol and the contest had begun!
Draco took the early lead, but Harry quickly caught up with the Quidditching. Draco was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
was relaxed though - barely Quidditching at all!
"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said Quidditch was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Potter while pulling of a particularly difficult Quidditch move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and Draco collapsed.
The gryffindor Quidditched backwards for a bit.
"Draco! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." Draco collapsed.
"Who did it? Who...?"
grinned.
"WHO???"
Just then the gong went. It was half-time.
--
The bespacled boy at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and he should bring The bespacled boy Jr.
Harry kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
---
As Draco was carried taken to hospital by 4x4, Harry and Hermione retired to the locker room.
was already there, still grinning.
"Oh what a shame. Draco isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " sniggered again.
With that left out the backdoor.
"Gosh darn-it" Hermione said. " drives me mad! "
"You know, I think he had something to do with Dracos accident "
Harry was thinking. hard.
" is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"
"That means..." said Hermione, her slow cogs working.
"...He wants to come second!" said Harry, thinkingly.
"Do you think thats..."
"....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Harry, winning again.
"It must be because the second prize is really Draco to love me! "
"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the Draco to love me!"
"That explains why someone would want to become second!"
"Exactly!"
"So we have to beat by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "
"I know" said Harry. "I am not sure I know how"
"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"
"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"
"Me?" said Hermione, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do Quidditch?
"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"
"Ok the green eyed boy, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"
Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the Quidditch contest had begun!
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" The gryffindor chuckled.
"You're my one true friend, The short boy, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."
"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," The bespacled boy whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.
"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Draco stroked His hand up The chosen one's hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. The chosen one's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Draco's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Draco's pretty eyes.
"I should stop you." Harry Potter knew He should. This was Draco. Draco! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Potter nearly as much.
"Stop me," Draco said, and made it sound like a dare.
Harry was all set to give Draco a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Draco.I mean sure, Harry Potter had seen Draco before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which The bespacled boy now had. His eyes had been opened.
Draco's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.
His....Ferret.
In point of fact, Harrys mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of Him might have been wet too.
It dripped on Draco.
Draco didn't seem to mind The chosen ones fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Draco opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.
They kissed eachother softly. The gryffindor whispering sweat nothings into Dracos ear.
Draco and The Brunets bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!
They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!
After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again
ohmigod i need bleach.