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“Are you kidding me?”
“It’s not that bad.”
“You’re in the hospital.”
“They’re just…assessing.”
“You had to leave the match.”
“Baby, it’s going to be fine.”
“Send me a picture.”
“I am NOT. My MOTHER is here.”
“Oh, say hey to her for me.”
“You want pictures of my junk and now you want to say hey to my mother??”
“I like your mum”
*eye roll*
“Are you sure it’s not broken?”
“I am sure. All parts accounted for.”
“Does it hurt?”
“Nothing hurts right now, I’m drugged.”
“They didn’t give you something that’s going to show up on the drug test are they??????”
“Would you calm down?”
“No. You’re in hospital and I can’t see you.”
“I know. I wish you were here too.”
“I told you not to get hurt.”
“I’m going to be fine. This is…temporary.”
“Promise.”
“Promise.”
“Love you.”
“Always.”