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One common way to court omegas in snezhnaya is to give them flowers. It’s considered romantic because flowers are usually mostly available in spring and spring is widely considered the season of romance.
The tsaristsa is also known as the god of love after all so their country does have a fair share of romantic traditions.
It’s definitely the best way to start courting Zhongli, Childe thinks.
The other man is just too beautiful, and too out of his league that he doesn’t think he can be direct with his intentions.
But he knows Zhongli will understand, he is a very knowledgeable man.
So he starts giving Zhongli flowers every time they meet up for lunch. Ranging from local liyuean blooms to varieties from other nations.
“It’s so beautiful. Thank you, Tartaglia”
Zhongli says as he takes the bouquet from Childe’s hands, a soft smile on his face. He does this each time. Zhongli never goes to make anymore comments about the courting gifts.
Till now Zhongli has been very polite with the gifts, and very thankful for them. The older man clearly enjoys being gifted.
He braids them into his hair after their meal. Or arranges it into his pockets. A clear symbol of acceptance.
So why? Doesn’t he say anything about it. He loves seeing his gifts on Zhongli. An affirmation that the man is being courted by a proper Alpha.
But Childe is so frustrated at this point. Because they seem to have gone nowhere. Does the man not understand his intentions.
That should be impossible because he has been very clear with his courtship. With many varieties of flowers to show of his wealth and thoughtfulness, along with poetry he made sure to prepare.
(That directer girl he hired to write the poems said she was a professional poet)
So why has it been going nowhere.
Childe decides he has to change up his tactics.
He decides to not gift the flowers before their meal today. He’ll confront the man for certain this time.
He pulls the chair out for Zhongli, and sits across from him. He never looks up as his food arrives and they eat in silence.
He can smell the confusion on the man.
(Good he thinks. Let him understand how Childe has been feeling.)
After lunch, childe waits for the man outside the restaurant. He feels his heart thudding in his chest.
Loud and rhythmic.
He hears Zhongli slowly call for Childe. His title sounde so beautiful in Zhongli’s voice.
“Tartaglia. Is everything alright? You have been acting different than usual”
Zhongli looks so worried and confused. The older man looks so cute that Childe almost just pounces at him.
But he can’t let himself be distracted. He needs to get to the point. He won’t let himself be pushed around like this.
“Are you playing dumb on purpose Mr.Zhongli? Is this all a game to you?”
The man looks even more confused at this. He tilts his head.
“I don’t know what you are talking about. Please elaborate”
Childe almost has a breakdown, the universe is clearly testing him.
“I’m talking about the courtship. I have been courting you for so long and you have not said a single thing about it. Am I a joke to you?”
Surprisingly the harbinger manages to keep his cool.
At this Zhongli looks even more confused. And very devestated. Childe just feels more and more like a fool due to the whole affair.
“Tartaglia, are we not a couple?”
They are a couple? They are a WHAT???!!
“WHAT”
Zhongli holds his hands. He looks quite lost and also amused.
“I accepted your advances, and gifted back a pair of chopsticks. Aren’t we a couple after that.“
Those were courting gifts. So all this time they have been....
“We have been dating this whole time!!!”
Childe is shocked, and extremely happy.
Zhongli after having waited for so long grabs Childe’s collar and kisses him.
::Bonus::
Zhongli:“You are a very well endowed man Childe. If I had know I would have seduced you faster”
Childe: you were trying to seduce me?
Zhongli: were you not aware?
Childe was in fact not aware.