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After finishing work, which consisted of repeating the same five minutes over and over, Sherrie checked her calendar.
It was December 1st.
She turned to her friend. ‘Hey, Bill.’
Bill turned to Sherrie from the guy he was talking to. ‘Yeah?’
‘You know what today is?’ she asked, not waiting for an answer. ‘December 1st.’
‘Christmas,’ said Bill. ‘Man, I still need to do my shopping.’
Sherrie chuckled. ‘Me too,’ she said. ‘But you know what?’
‘What?’ asked Bill.
‘We could always go and see the Holidays Around the World,’ Sherrie suggested, ‘the Candlelight Processional. See how they do Christmas in Norway The Julegrøt -‘
‘It’s porridge, Sherri,’ said Bill. ‘They leave porridge out for Santa in Norway.’
‘I just thought -‘
‘And in the UK, they call him “Father Christmas”, what’s your point?’ asked Bill.
‘Don’t be a humbug,’ said Sherri.
‘I’m not, I -‘
‘Despite not being a Christian country, they exchange presents and eat KFC in Japan,’ said Sherri.
‘Yeah, and they have Las Posadas in Mexico, where families recreate the journey of Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem,’ said Bill. ‘I’ve seen it a thousand times before.’
Sherri shrugged. ‘How about making it a thousand and one times?’ she asked.
