Chapter 1: A Malfoy’s christmas tale
Summary:
Christmas cookies were a Gryffindor thing, as far as Draco was concerned. They were too cheerful, too twee, too everything that he wasn't. And yet, every year, his mother would insist on making batches and batches of them, filling the Malfoy Manor with the sickly-sweet smell of sugar and spice.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Draco Malfoy hates christmas cookies”
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Draco Malfoy hated Christmas cookies. It wasn't just that he didn't like the taste - although he didn't, they were too sweet and too greasy for his taste - but it was the whole idea of them that irked him.
Christmas cookies were a Gryffindor thing, as far as Draco was concerned. They were too cheerful, too twee, too everything that he wasn't. And yet, every year, his mother would insist on making batches and batches of them, filling the Malfoy Manor with the sickly-sweet smell of sugar and spice.
"Honestly, Mother," Draco complained one year as he watched her frost a batch of gingerbread men with a particularly garish shade of green. "Why do we have to do this? Can't we just buy some cookies from the bakery like normal people?"
His mother looked up from her frosting and gave him a wry smile. "Draco, darling, we are not normal people. We are pure-bloods, and as such, we have certain traditions to uphold. And one of those traditions is making Christmas cookies."
Draco rolled his eyes and flopped down onto the kitchen stool. "Traditions are overrated," he muttered. "I don't see why we can't just skip this one."
But his mother was having none of it. She continued frosting her cookies, humming a cheerful little tune as she worked. And despite his best efforts to ignore the whole thing, Draco found himself getting more and more annoyed as the day went on.
By the time the cookies were finished and cooling on the counter, Draco was practically seething. "Can't we just leave these for the house elves?" he suggested, trying to sound reasonable. "I'm sure they would love to have them."
But his mother just chuckled and shook her head. "Draco, darling, the house elves have their own Christmas traditions to follow. And besides, these cookies are for us. And for our guests, of course."
Draco groaned inwardly. He knew exactly who his mother's "guests" would be - a bunch of simpering, sycophantic pure-bloods who would ooh and aah over the cookies and tell his mother how talented she was. And then they would all sit around the fireplace, drinking eggnog and singing carols, and Draco would be expected to join in and act like he was having a good time.
But he knew he wouldn't. He would sit there, faking a smile and pretending to enjoy himself, all the while counting down the minutes until he could escape back to his own room and leave the whole ridiculous charade behind.
And as for the cookies... well, Draco knew he would have to force himself to eat at least one, just to keep up appearances. But the rest of them could rot for all he cared. He hated Christmas cookies, and he always would.
Chapter 2: Leave the teaching to wise girls
Summary:
Percy felt a headache coming on. He was starting to regret agreeing to explain the universe to Estelle in the first place.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Percy Jackson trying and failing to explain the universe to his little sister”
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Percy Jackson sighed and ran a hand through his messy black hair, trying to organize his thoughts. His little sister, Estelle, was sitting across from him with wide, curious eyes, eagerly waiting for him to explain the universe to her.
But it wasn't as easy as it sounded. The universe was a vast, complex place, full of mysteries and wonders that even the wisest of the ancient Greek gods hadn't been able to fully understand. How was Percy, a mere mortal, supposed to explain it all to his eight-year-old sister?
"Okay, Estelle," he began, trying to sound confident. "The universe is really big. Like, really, really big. So big that we can't even see all of it, because some of it is too far away."
Estelle's eyes grew even wider. "Wow, that's amazing!" she exclaimed. "What else is in the universe?"
Percy took a deep breath, trying to think of a way to explain the concept of galaxies and planets and stars to his little sister. "Well, there are lots of things in the universe," he said slowly. "There are galaxies, which are like big groups of stars and planets. And there are planets, which are like big balls of rock and gas that orbit around stars."
Estelle looked confused. "But what are stars?" she asked.
Percy hesitated, unsure of how to explain the concept of fusion and nuclear reactions to a child. "Stars are like... big balls of fire in the sky," he said, hoping she would accept that as an answer.
But Estelle was not satisfied. "But why are they in the sky?" she persisted. "And why do they burn?"
Percy felt a headache coming on. He was starting to regret agreeing to explain the universe to Estelle in the first place. "Umm... stars are in the sky because they are really far away from us," he said, trying to sound convincing. "And they burn because... well, that's just what stars do."
Estelle looked unconvinced. "But how do they stay up there?" she asked. "Don't they fall?"
Percy sighed. "No, Estelle, stars don't fall. They are held in place by... uh, gravitational forces. Yeah, that's it. Gravitational forces."
Estelle still looked confused, but she didn't ask any more questions. Instead, she just stared at Percy with a puzzled expression on her face.
Percy knew he had failed. He had tried to explain the universe to his little sister, but all he had managed to do was confuse her even more. He realized that the universe was simply too complex, too vast, and too mysterious to be fully understood by a mortal mind.
But at least he had tried. And maybe, someday, when Estelle was older and wiser, she would be able to understand the universe better than he ever could. For now, though, he would just have to accept that some things were simply beyond his ability to explain.
Chapter 3: An angel’s cooking
Summary:
Nico sat at the kitchen table, staring intently at the recipe book in front of him. He had always been interested in cooking, but had never really had the opportunity to explore it. Today, however, was different. Today, he was going to make a special meal for his boyfriend.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Nico Di Angelo cooks for his boyfriend”
Shoutout to the AI for knowing Will’s Nico’s boyfriend, didn’t tell them.
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Nico di Angelo sat at the kitchen table, staring intently at the recipe book in front of him. He had always been interested in cooking, but had never really had the opportunity to explore it. Today, however, was different. Today, he was going to make a special meal for his boyfriend, Will.
Nico had spent the last few days carefully planning the menu, selecting dishes that he knew Will would love. He wanted everything to be perfect, from the appetizers to the dessert. He had even taken the time to create a special playlist of romantic music to play in the background while they ate.
As he began to gather the ingredients for the first dish, Nico couldn't help but feel a little nervous. He had never cooked for anyone other than himself before, and he wanted to make sure everything was just right. But he was determined to do his best, and he quickly set to work.
The kitchen was filled with the sounds of chopping and sizzling as Nico prepared the various dishes. He moved with grace and precision, his years of training as a demigod serving him well. As he cooked, he couldn't help but think about Will and how much he meant to him.
Finally, after what seemed like hours, the meal was ready. Nico arranged the dishes on the table with care, making sure everything looked as appetizing as possible. Then he lit the candles and dimmed the lights, creating a romantic atmosphere.
When Will walked into the room and saw the table, his eyes lit up with surprise and delight. "Nico, this looks amazing," he said, admiring the spread of food before them. "You did all of this for me?"
Nico nodded, feeling a warm glow of pride and happiness in his chest. "I wanted to show you how much I care," he said, taking Will's hand in his own. "I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life making you happy."
Will leaned in and kissed Nico softly on the lips. "I love you too," he said, smiling. "And this meal is the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you."
Together, the two of them sat down at the table and enjoyed the delicious meal that Nico had prepared. As they ate, they talked and laughed, their love for each other growing with every passing moment.
In that moment, Nico knew that he had found his true calling. He had discovered a passion for cooking, and he was determined to continue exploring it and sharing his creations with the person he loved most in the world. And as they finished their meal and shared a final kiss, he knew that he had found happiness in a way he never thought possible.
Chapter 4: Falling with style
Summary:
The crowd let out a gasp of shock and horror, and the music came to an abrupt halt. Harry lay on the ground, dazed and confused.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Harry Styles falls off stage during a concert and has an existencial crisis”
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Harry Styles stood at the edge of the stage, looking out at the sea of faces in the crowd. He had been performing for years, and he loved every minute of it. But tonight, something felt different.
As he began to sing the opening notes of his latest hit song, Harry felt a strange sense of unease wash over him. He tried to push it aside, focusing on the music and the energy of the crowd. But the feeling only grew stronger, and before he knew it, his foot slipped on the edge of the stage.
In a moment of panic, Harry reached out to try and steady himself, but it was too late. He fell off the stage, crashing to the ground below.
The crowd let out a gasp of shock and horror, and the music came to an abrupt halt. Harry lay on the ground, dazed and confused. He could hear the panicked voices of his bandmates and crew members as they rushed to his side.
"Harry, are you okay?" one of them asked, helping him to his feet. "That was a pretty nasty fall."
Harry nodded, still in shock. "I'm fine," he said, although he didn't feel fine at all. He felt shaken and scared, and he couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong.
As he was escorted offstage and back to his dressing room, Harry felt a growing sense of panic and confusion. He had always loved performing, but now he was starting to question everything. What was the point of it all? Was this really what he wanted to do with his life?
He spent the rest of the night in his dressing room, alone with his thoughts. He tried to push the feelings aside, telling himself that it was just a temporary setback. But the doubts kept creeping in, and he couldn't shake the feeling that something had to change.
The next day, Harry made the difficult decision to take a break from performing. He needed time to think and figure out what he really wanted from life. He wanted to find meaning and purpose, and he wasn't sure that he could find it on the stage.
It was a difficult choice, and it wasn't without its challenges. But in the end, Harry knew that it was the right one. And as he stepped away from the spotlight and began to explore new opportunities and experiences, he found a sense of fulfillment and happiness that he had never known before.
Chapter 5: Cloudy walk
Summary:
It was a beautiful day, and Cloud was enjoying the fresh air and the sound of birds chirping in the trees.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Cloud Strife walks his dog”
Shoutout to the AI for connecting the dots between Cloud’s Fenrir and big wolf Fenrir and making a fantastical doggo Fenrir
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Cloud Strife walked down the quiet street, his loyal dog Fenrir by his side. It was a beautiful day, and Cloud was enjoying the fresh air and the sound of birds chirping in the trees.
Fenrir trotted along happily, sniffing at every blade of grass and lamppost they passed. He was a big, fluffy dog, with soft white fur and big, curious eyes. Cloud had rescued him from an animal shelter a few years ago, and they had been inseparable ever since.
As they continued their walk, Cloud couldn't help but smile. He had always loved spending time with Fenrir, and he found that the simple act of walking his dog helped to clear his mind and ease his worries. It was a welcome respite from the chaos and violence of his past.
Eventually, they reached the park at the end of the street. Cloud unhooked Fenrir's leash and let him run free, watching as the dog bounded across the grass and chased after a squirrel.
Cloud sat down on a nearby bench, taking a moment to enjoy the peace and quiet. He closed his eyes and let out a deep sigh, feeling a sense of calm and contentment wash over him.
As he sat there, Cloud couldn't help but think about how much his life had changed. He used to be a soldier, a warrior fighting for survival in a world on the brink of destruction. But now, he was just a simple man, enjoying the simple pleasures of life with his dog by his side.
And for the first time in a long time, Cloud felt truly happy. He had found a sense of purpose and meaning in the simplest of things, and he was grateful for every moment.
With a smile on his face, Cloud stood up and called out to Fenrir. It was time to head home, but he knew that they would be back again soon. After all, a walk in the park with his dog was the best way to start any day.
Chapter 6: Jesus take the wheel
Summary:
Crowley sat in the passenger seat of Aziraphale's old, beat-up car, watching as the angel nervously fumbled with the keys.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to drive”
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Crowley sat in the passenger seat of Aziraphale's old, beat-up car, watching as the angel nervously fumbled with the keys in the ignition.
"You know, I've been alive for eons and I've never once had to worry about driving," Aziraphale said, a hint of anxiety in his voice.
"Well, that's why I'm here," Crowley replied, a smirk spreading across his face. "To teach you the ways of the road. Or, at least, the ways of this particular road. It's not as difficult as you might think."
"Easy for you to say," Aziraphale grumbled, finally getting the car started. He tentatively pulled out onto the quiet London street, his hands gripping the steering wheel tightly.
Crowley could see the angel's knuckles turning white from the pressure. "Relax, Aziraphale," he said soothingly. "You're doing great. Just keep a steady speed and remember to check your mirrors."
Aziraphale nodded, his eyes darting back and forth between the road ahead and the rearview mirror. Crowley could see the sweat beading on the angel's forehead, but to his credit, Aziraphale was following his instructions to the letter.
As they drove along, Crowley couldn't help but feel a sense of pride at the progress Aziraphale was making. He may have been a bit of a nervous driver at first, but he was quickly getting the hang of it.
"You know, Crowley," Aziraphale said, a smile creeping across his face. "I have to admit, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Maybe I can handle the roads after all."
"I knew you could do it," Crowley replied, grinning. "You're a natural behind the wheel, Aziraphale. Who knows, maybe we'll even take a road trip someday."
Aziraphale laughed. "I think I'll stick to driving around London for now, thank you very much. But who knows, maybe one day I'll be ready to hit the open road."
And with that, the unlikely pair continued on their way, Aziraphale confidently navigating the streets of London with Crowley by his side, ready to offer any guidance or support he might need.
Chapter 7: Dancing Prince
Summary:
Noctis and Prompto were hanging out in their dorm room at the royal military academy, listening to some music on Noctis's old boom box. Prompto had brought over his latest find, a cassette tape of
ABBA's greatest hits.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Noctis jamming to ABBA with Prompto”
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Noctis and Prompto were hanging out in their dorm room at the royal military academy, listening to some music on Noctis's old boom box. Prompto had brought over his latest find, a cassette tape of
ABBA's greatest hits.
"Dude, this is so 70s," Noctis said, laughing as he listened to the opening strains of "Dancing Queen."
"I know, right?" Prompto said, grinning. "But it's so catchy. I can't help but dance to it."
Noctis rolled his eyes, but he couldn't help but tap his foot along to the beat. Prompto grabbed his shand and pulled him up from the bed, urging him to dance with him.
"Come on, Noct. Let loose for once," Prompto said, spinning around and singing along to the lyrics.
Noctis hesitantly joined in, feeling self-conscious at first. But as the song continued, he found himself getting into the groove and having fun.
They danced around the room, laughing and singing along to all their favorite ABBA songs. It was a welcome break from the stress of their training and the weight of their future responsibilities as royal heirs.
As the cassette tape ended and the music faded away, Noctis and Prompto collapsed onto the bed, panting and smiling.
"That was amazing," Noctis said, still feeling the energy of the music coursing through his veins.
"Told you ABBA was awesome," Prompto said, giving him a playful nudge.
Noctis laughed and shook his head. "I never would have thought I'd be jamming out to ABBA, but I'm glad you introduced me to them. Thanks, Prompto."
"Anytime, Noct," Prompto said, grinning. "Now let's put that cassette tape on again and do it all over."
And with that, they were up and dancing again, lost in the music and each other's company.
Chapter 8: Shopping spree
Summary:
Remus and Sirius were excited to spend the day shopping together. They had been planning the trip for weeks, and finally, the day had arrived.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Remus and Sirius go shopping”
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Remus and Sirius were excited to spend the day shopping together. They had been planning the trip for weeks, and finally, the day had arrived.
As they walked through the bustling streets of Diagon Alley, they couldn't help but feel a sense of freedom and excitement. The war was over, and they were finally able to enjoy their lives without fear of being discovered.
They stopped at a small shop that sold a variety of magical items, and Sirius couldn't resist picking up a new wand. Remus, on the other hand, was more interested in the books on the shelves. He was a voracious reader, and he spent several minutes perusing the titles before finally settling on a few new books to add to his collection.
Next, they headed to the clothing store, where Sirius tried on a few new robes and joked with the shopkeeper. Remus, always the more reserved of the two, simply picked out a few new outfits and paid for them.
As they continued their shopping trip, they couldn't help but feel grateful for the simple pleasures in life. They were together, they were free, and they were happy.
In the end, they returned home exhausted but satisfied, their bags full of new treasures and their hearts full of joy. They had truly enjoyed their day together, and they couldn't wait to do it all again
Chapter 9: Drink with me
Summary:
Enjolras and his boyfriend, Grantaire, were sitting in their cozy apartment, sipping on glasses of red wine. As the alcohol began to take effect, their conversation turned philosophical.
Notes:
From the prompt: “enjolras and grantaire get drunk and philosophical”
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Enjolras and his boyfriend, Grantaire, were sitting in their cozy apartment, sipping on glasses of red wine. As the alcohol began to take effect, their conversation turned philosophical.
"Do you ever wonder about the meaning of life, Grantaire?" Enjolras asked, his blue eyes sparkling in the dim light of the room.
Grantaire chuckled. "I think about that all the time, Enjolras. It's one of the reasons I love being with you. You always make me think."
Enjolras smiled. "Well, I was just thinking about how brief our time on this earth is. We're here for just a moment, and then we're gone.
It makes me want to make the most of every moment we have together."
Grantaire reached out and took Enjolras's hand, squeezing it gently. "I feel the same way, my love. That's why I cherish every moment we have together. You mean the world to me."
Enjolras leaned in and pressed his lips to Grantaire's, kissing him deeply. As they embraced, they both felt a sense of longing and desire, fueled by the alcohol and their deep love for each other.
"Let's make a toast," Grantaire said, raising his glass. "To the meaning of life, and to making the most of every moment we have together."
Enjolras smiled and clinked his glass against Grantaire's. "To us," he said, before taking a sip of his wine.
As they sat together, lost in their own thoughts and feelings, they knew that they would always have each other to lean on, no matter what challenges life may bring their way. And in that moment, they felt truly happy and content, grateful for the love they shared.
Chapter 10: Chisme no jutsu
Summary:
Naruto Uzumaki loved nothing more than spreading juicy gossip among his friends.
Notes:
From the prompt: “Naruto loves gossip”
I can’t believe the AI supports heterosexuality in a Naruto fanfic
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Naruto Uzumaki loved nothing more than spreading juicy gossip among his friends. As the number one hyperactive ninja of Konoha, he was always on the lookout for the latest scoop.
Naruto would often spend his free time hanging out at the local ramen shop, where he would chat with the other ninja and pick up any interesting tidbits of information. He was particularly fond of gossip about the romantic relationships of his peers, and would often play matchmaker, trying to set up his friends with each other.
Despite his love of gossip, Naruto was always careful not to spread any harmful rumors. He knew that words could be powerful, and he didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
One day, Naruto overheard a particularly juicy piece of gossip: Sakura and Sasuke were going on a secret date! Naruto was thrilled at the prospect of playing Cupid and helping his friends find love.
But as he was about to share the news with his friends, he hesitated. He didn't want to ruin Sakura and Sasuke's plans, and he didn't want to get them in trouble with the other ninja.
In the end, Naruto decided to keep the gossip to himself. He didn't want to risk hurting his friends, and he realized that some things were better left unsaid. He continued to enjoy spreading gossip, but he made sure to do it in a way that was kind and respectful to others.
Chapter 11: Tyranical besties
Summary:
Despite their many differences, Napoleon and Nero became the best of friends. They would often spend hours discussing strategy and tactics, and they would exchange gifts and favors to show their appreciation for one another.
Notes:
From the prompt “Napoleon and Nero are besties”
I am totally convinced that if they had been alive in the same era they’d be bff
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Napoleon Bonaparte and Nero Claudius Caesar were two of the greatest leaders in history. Despite their many differences, they shared a deep bond of friendship and respect for one another.
Napoleon, the Emperor of the French, was known for his military genius and his ability to lead his troops to victory on the battlefield. He was a man of great ambition, and he always had his sights set on conquering new lands and expanding his empire.
Nero, on the other hand, was the Emperor of Rome, and he was known for his love of the arts and his luxurious lifestyle. He was a man of great talent and charisma, but he was also known for his cruelty and his willingness to do whatever it took to maintain his power.
Despite their many differences, Napoleon and Nero became the best of friends. They would often spend hours discussing strategy and tactics, and they would exchange gifts and favors to show their appreciation for one another.
One day, Napoleon and Nero were discussing the possibility of forming an alliance to conquer new lands and expand their empires even further. They agreed that it would be a great idea, and they
began to make plans to launch a joint invasion of Europe.
As they prepared for war, Napoleon and Nero continued to support each other and to share their knowledge and expertise. They worked tirelessly to build up their armies and to prepare for the
coming conflict.
Finally, the day of the invasion arrived, and Napoleon and Nero led their armies into battle. They fought bravely and skillfully, and they quickly gained the upper hand against their enemies.
In the end, Napoleon and Nero emerged victorious, and they celebrated their victory together. They had become the greatest leaders in the world, and they had formed an unbreakable bond of friendship that would last for all time.
As they looked out over the conquered lands, Napoleon and Nero knew that their friendship had been the key to their success, and they vowed to stand by each other's side forever.
Chapter 12: Churro Store
Summary:
As they opened for business, Veronica and JD poured their hearts into perfecting their churro recipes. They experimented with flavors, adding a touch of nostalgia to each one. From classic cinnamon sugar to decadent chocolate-filled churros, they wanted every bite to bring a smile to their customers' faces.
Notes:
From the propmt “Veronica and JD open a churro stand and solve all their problems”
I had a dream where JD opens a churro stand with Veronica, they sang a love song, stop murdering people and proceded to be happy.
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Veronica Sawyer and JD (Jason Dean) had been through a lot together. They had faced the dark, twisted world of high school, where popularity and conformity ruled supreme. But after the chaotic events surrounding the Heathers, the manipulative clique they were once a part of, Veronica and JD decided it was time for a change. They wanted to escape the toxic environment and find a way to start anew.
Veronica had always loved baking. It was her creative outlet, a way to escape the pressures of the world around her. JD, on the other hand, had a passion for cooking and had a knack for creating unique flavors. They realized that they could combine their talents and create something special.
That's when the idea struck them: a churro stand.
They used their savings to rent a small space in a bustling neighborhood, just outside their hometown. Together, they transformed the space into a cozy churro stand, adorned with vibrant colors and a welcoming atmosphere. Veronica's artistic skills shone through as she painted murals on the walls, depicting whimsical scenes of churro-making and joyous customers.
As they opened for business, Veronica and JD poured their hearts into perfecting their churro recipes. They experimented with flavors, adding a touch of nostalgia to each one. From classic cinnamon sugar to decadent chocolate-filled churros, they wanted every bite to bring a smile to their customers' faces.
Word spread quickly about Veronica and JD's delicious churros. People from all walks of life came to try their creations, creating a diverse and inclusive community around the churro stand. The popularity of their business began to grow, and soon they were able to hire a small team to help them keep up with the demand.
Running the churro stand became a cathartic experience for Veronica and JD. It allowed them to focus on something positive, to bring joy to others through their creations. It also gave them the opportunity to make amends for their past mistakes. They actively promoted kindness, empathy,
and acceptance within their churro-loving community.
Veronica and JD also used their churro stand as a platform to raise awareness about mental health issues and bullying. They shared their own stories of struggles and growth, inspiring others to embrace their individuality and stand up against the toxic norms of society. They organized events
where people could gather, share their experiences, and support each other.
Through their churro stand, Veronica and JD found solace and redemption. They were able to leave behind the darkness that had plagued their high school days and forge a new path. Together, they turned their passion into a powerful force for change and healing.
Veronica and JD's churro stand became more than just a business; it became a symbol of resilience and transformation. They realized that sometimes, in the pursuit of happiness, the most profound solutions can be found in the simplest of things—like a warm, sugary churro. And as they continued to serve their sweet treats, Veronica and JD discovered that they had solved not only their own problems but also helped others find a little bit of light in the world.

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