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Enid Sinclair created a group chat
Enid Sinclair added Wednesday Addams, Eugene Otinger, Thing and 4 others
Enid Sinclair changed the group name to tecnoology 101
Bianca Barclay: what is this?
Enid Sinclair: well wednesday got her 1sr ever phn so thoght wed help her out
Wednesday Addams: I am not an imbecile. You are the one who requires lessons, given your abhorrent spelling.
Enid Sinclair: u dnt get it!!!!
Enid Sinclair: ur bing 2 formal!!!
Enid Sinclar: ur not wrtinhg an essay
Wednesday Addams: I understand I am not penning an essay. But, punctuation and grammar are important, no matter the context. I shall not bend my behaviour, just because I have been cursed with this tiny device.
Yoko Tanaka: cursed??? y u using it then????
Wednesday Addams: Enid pointed out to me that (loathe as I am to admit) there may be some benefits to a celluar phone. Namely, I can contact the police or paramedics should I find myself in grave danger.
Enid Sinclair: and.....
Wednesday Addams: It will make it easier to maintain contact throughout the holidays with those I wish to.
Enid Sinclair: like.....
Wednesday Addams: Like Enid Sinclair and Eugene Otinger.
Eugene Otinger: thanks beestie 😁😇🥰
Wednesday Addams: I do not enjoy these images. Do not send them to me again.
Enid Sinclair: emjois!!! rmembr????
Wednesday Addams: I do not enjoy the name "emojis", either. It is most childish.
Ajax Petropolous: y we still got basic names??? u usually change them
Enid Sinclair: dnt want to ovrwlm wednesday shes strgling engh w/o nm chnges
Thing: 🌈💅👀
Enid Sinclair: ONSCOIJDPOJFOPJ THING!!!!
Wednesday Addams: I do not understand. What did Thing say?
Enid Sinclair: PODKWPEWFPOPOM NOTHING!!!!
Bianca Barclay: bffr
Yoko Tanaka: lmao
Xavier Thorpe: zesty
Ajax Petropolous: rofl
Eugene Otinger: and they were roommates......
Yoko Tanaka: omg... they were roommates
Bianca Barclay: denial is a river in egypt...
Enid Sinclair: oiqewhjoiejoiewfj stop!!!
Wednesday Addams: What are they saying? What is their meaning?
Enid Sinclair: bing mean to me 😢
Wednesday Addams: Are you crying? Stop this torment, immediately. Only I am allowed to torment Enid.
Bianca Barclay: an i oop
Wednesday Addams: What are these words?
Enid Sinclair: memes
Enid Sinclair: wednesday i tld u!!! u need our hlp!!! u dnt get anything
Yoko Tanaka: u sure u want her to know bestie???
Enid Sinclair: ....
Wednesday Addams: Perhaps, you are correct, Enid. I do not enjoy ignorance. I would not like to give my enemies a chance at insulting me to my face, without my knowing, through riddles and... "Memes". Is that the correct usage? And spelling? Nevertheless, I am ready to begin my training. I can only hope I shall not lose my soul along the way, in exchange for this technological advancement...
Yoko Tanaka: u screwed enid 🤣
Wednesday Addams: Stop your despicable sniffling, at once, or I shall poison your food with garlic.
Enid Sinclair: not crying its laghter
Wednesday Addams: Even more embarassing.
Enid Sinclair: no... not actlly
Enid Sinclair: yokos not crying
Wednesday Addams: But, she sent me a crying picture? These pictures are designed to mimic human expression, are they not?
Enid Sinclair: babe... dsnt men she actlly crying smh
Bianca Barclay: babe??? bfr
Wednesday Addams: So, it is a form of manipulation... I can respect that...
Wednesday Addams: 😴
Enid Sinclair: omg ur 1st emoji!!!
Enid Sinclair: wednesday??? ur not typing
Wednesday Addams: 😴
Enid Sinclair: ... ik ur not asleep
Wednesday Addams: How did you see through my deception?
Enid Sinclair: y u want me 2 think ur sleeping??
Wednesday Addams: I was hoping you would leave me alone.
Xavier Thorpe: burn
Eugene Otinger: shots fired nice one wednesday
Wednesday Addams: Thank you, Eugene.
Enid Sinclair: 😢
Wednesday Addams: Stop crying.
Enid Sinclair: not actlly crying