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One morning in December at the Forger household….
"L-Loid I am not feeling well."
"Maybe you have eaten something wrong this morning?"
"No, I haven't eaten anything this morning and I needed to throw up."
"Maybe Mama has food poisoning from her own food."
"That is a possibility,Anya."
"She is obviously pregnant."
"AAH Aiura! What are you doing here?"
"Geez,some spy you are. Getting surprised by a teenage girl."
"W-What are you doing here?"
"I was taking Anya to a Christmas festival."
"But why is Saiki not here?"
"He is helping little children as Santa. He did it one year and decided he loved it."
Anya nods.
"I can't read its thoughts yet,big sister. It's broken!"
"Haha no. It hasn't grown that much yet. You have to wait a couple of months until you can hear something."
"I think Papa is broken too."
"Nah haha he doesn't realize it yet. Loid, you are going to be a Papa!"
"But sis,he is already my papa."
"That is different. You didn't come from inside Yor,but inside your real Mama."
"OOOOOOHHH."
"B-But when?"
"Oh that is easy. That one weekend you went to Paris together and you drank too much."
"Mama thought a lot of naughty things that night."
"ANYA FORGET THESE THINGS IMMEDIATELY! "
"Oh please, Anya hears swear words all the time."
"Big sis is right: words like sh*t and f*ck."
"Never use these words in public."
"M-Me? A dad? Like for real?"
"Papa sounds like when Mr Tadano took Miss Komi-san on a date for the first time."
"He probably feels like a teenager again and starts to panic."
"That ONE night we didn't use a condom!"
"It was the best sex I ever had though."
"Dude Yor. TMI."
"What is a condom?"
"A device that prevents the man from making a baby with a woman."
"She is too young for sexual education,Aiura!"
"She isn't,Loid. There are hot beasts like you on the planet. That is dangerous!"
Should I call Whis to deliver your baby?
"You are back,Saiki. He can do that?"
"He did it with Miss Bulma once?"
"N-No thank you Saiki. I want to see this little one grow up."
"But we know nothing about babies. We are all three orphans!"
You are lucky Loid. Aiura and her friends can teach you enough about babies.
"W-What do you mean Saiki?"
"Great idea!"
"Sis has watched all the most teenage pregnancy movies!"
"Oh yeah we could do a marathon!"
And maybe you can babysit Takeo Gouda's little sister.
"You are on fire, Saiki!"
Needless to say, we will support you two all the way.
"Really?"
"Duh, we are family,Yor."
"BORF!"
"He is really happy there will be a new family member."
Anya, you are going to be a big sister yourself. That means a lot of responsibility.
"Saiki is right. That means you will have to look out for it when Mama or Papa aren't home."
"W-We need to buy clothes and f-food and…"
"Yep,Loid has lost it."
We don't even know the gender yet.
"Papa is such a klutz."
"Yor, you should totally ask Yasuko for advice. She raised Ryuuji all on her own."
And ask advice from the mothers of Komi and Tadano.
"And you should also ask advice from the Nakano's."
"W-Why the Quintuplets?"
"Duh, they learn a thing about raising a sibling or two."
"B-But I raised Yuri alone too."
No offense,but this child shouldn't be a Yuri 2.0.
"I agree with big bro."
"And we are going to learn how you should behave like a real dad and not a spy in his role."
"T-That sounds like horror."
"Hey, why are you back already Saiki?"
Oh yeah. Apparently the organization of the orphanage asked Nendou as Santa. The children were so frightened they had to cancel the event.
"Man, that is cruel. Even for Nendou."
He didn't look that bothered.
"Group pic to celebrate this moment!"
"Please?"
Saiki and Loid look at each other and nod.
"Sure,why not?"
Be continued