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[3:15] $5 smashburger no onions extra mayo added violentaxesusie, holidaygirl1225, Ralsei, to entrenched in the sauce
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: first
violentaxesusie: fir
SCREWOUY
what the hell is this about anywya
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: group chat
violentaxesusie: I CAN SEE THAT
Ralsei: a group chat for us? how wonderful!
holidaygirl1225: That’s actually pretty nice of you Kris X)
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: yea
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo changed holidaygirl1225 to easter enjoyer
easter enjoyer: I resign my statement
At least keep it with my aesthetic, jeez…
easter enjoyer changed to easterenjoyer1225
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: :|
easterenjoyer1225: Don’t give me that look!
Besides, I still kept it, you can’t be mad at me for that
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: 🤷
violentaxesusie: GOD kris your username isan EYESORE
what the fuck does that veen mean
easterenjoyer1225: Language X)
Ralsei: Language
violentaxesusie: shutup
easterenjoyer1225: A group chat is for talking!
violentaxesusie: liike just to hang out
yeah okay that seems fine
Ralsei: it seems like a fun idea!
violentaxesusie: okay you need a better name
Ralsei: what??? Whats wrong with my name?
violentaxesusie: its just youtname thats lame as hell
easterenjoyer1225: She just means it’s normal to give yourself a fun nickname!
Uhhh… Well, I’d give you one, but I don’t think we’ve formally met
Ralsei: right! hi noelle, its nice to meet you, im ralsei
easterenjoyer1225: Nice to meet you too!
violentaxesusie: could call him loser. dork.
Ralsei: susie…
violentaxesusie: okay why not like toothpaste boy lancer calls him that
easterenjoyer1225: I guess???? X)
What about him looks like toothpaste?
violentaxesusie: kris. kris. kris. kris
kris kris kris krisssss
SHOW UP TO CHANGE HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo changed Ralsei to aquafresh
aquafresh: oh! that works
violentaxesusie: HAHA YESSSSSS
easterenjoyer1225: Wait, who’s Lancer?
violentaxesusie: oh like the bestgguy ever
hes SOOOfucking cool
have to meet him. wait WE SHOULD ADSD HIM KRISSSSSSSSS
easterenjoyer1225: That sounds nice!
aquafresh: I’m not sure if thats really… well, alright, if itll make you happy, susie
violentaxesusie: yessssssss
kris/
kris
kris
kris
@$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo
KRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
easterenjoyer1225: They do this sometimes
violentaxesusie: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY
aquafresh: susie!!!!!!
violentaxesusie: THEYMAD ETRHIS GROUPCHAT THEY SHOULD BE HERE!!!!
easterenjoyer1225: Sometimes they do this on purpose X) It’s kind of frustrating, but you get used to it
violentaxesusie: imgoing to kill them
aquafresh: were all friends here! no killing friends!
violentaxesusie: they wont be my friendif they DONT RESPOND
easterenjoyer1225: You know, I think you can add people yourself
violentaxesusie: oh really. sweet
how the hell do i do thar
easterenjoyer1225: Umm, you need their username, first
violentaxesusie: idont
easterenjoyer1225: That does make things difficult
aquafresh: im not sure lancer even has a communicator…
violentaxesusie: UGH then just GET HIM ONE!!
aquafresh: alright! hold on
violentaxesusie: god finally
easterenjoyer1225: Ah. I guess, we’re, uh, alone then? X)))
violentaxesusie: fucking guess so
kris wont show up. where AREE they
easterenjoyer1225: Sometimes they just get distracted by the weirdest things… or they start making a horrible concoction in their kitchen… or they ignore me on purpose
It’s hard to say with them
violentaxesusie: ill horrible concotion their fsace
easterenjoyer1225: Lol. You know, how did you two become friends?
violentaxesusie: well we found the weird dark world closet thing and we went on an epic adventure and now were best friends
thats also how we met ralsei. and lancer
easterenjoyer1225: I guess you were being literal when you said you two were hanging out in the closet
violentaxesusie: HAHA RIGHT I SAID THAT
CRAZYY how time flies by
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: it was only yesterday
violentaxesusie: KRIS
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: goodbye
violentaxesusie: NO FUCKYOU
aquafresh: um, im having a hard time finding lancer
incidentally, i am being plagued with cartoon splat sfx’s
violentaxesusie: well look harder
aquafresh: im trying to!
easterenjoyer1225: Cartoon what?
violentaxesusie: lancer just does that
easterenjoyer1225: Does what???
aquafresh: hes a bit peculiar!
not in a bad way of course
violentaxesusie: yourer peculair
aquafresh: thank you susie!
violentaxesusie: NOT a compliment
aquafresh: i know you meant it as one
violentaxesusie: DOYOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE??!?!
aquafresh: if itll help finding lancer, sure! were always happy to have you
violentaxesusie: well IM alkkways happy to
violentaxesusie is typing…
violentaxesusie is typing…
easterenjoyer1225: ?
Susie?
She’s been typing on and off for a while…
aquafresh: lets just give her some time
violentaxesusie: SHUT UP
aquafresh: youre alive!
violentaxesusie: AS I WAS SAYING
noelle how do you know kris????
aquafresh: you werent talking about that at all!
violentaxesusie: YOU WILL BE TOOTHPASE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU
noelle.
easterenjoyer1225: Oh, well our parents have known each other before either of us were born
So naturally we got set up on playdates, and we live next to each other
They’ve just always been part of my life
aquafresh: awww
thats sweet!
easterenjoyer1225: I guess! I can’t say they were very sweet, though X)
Gosh, they loved scaring me to death
violentaxesusie: heh. that sounds like em
easterenjoyer1225: Have they pulled that on you?
violentaxesusie: ehhhhh not as much lol but theyre still cheeky
mostly ive antagonized them
but were over that now
easterenjoyer1225: I’m glad! I always felt like you were nicer than others said
violentaxesusie: ????????????
easterenjoyer1225: Uh, I just mean, you couldn’t be that bad, you know?
violentaxesusie: uh
thanks
easterenjoyer1225: You’re welcome!!!
Um, anyway, Kris liked to play human under the bed and scare me. They’d do things with fake blood, or creepy masks… needless to say, giving me heart attacks was a favorite of theirs
violentaxesusie: yeahg?
easterenjoyer1225: There was non-scary pranks, like making me drink eggnog with salt in it, or dyeing our vanilla extract green to make all our cookie batter green
violentaxesusie: fuckin grinch cookies
easterenjoyer1225: Lol, yeah. They looked pretty scary but they tasted good
violentaxesusie: hey whats wirth your whole christmas shtick
“noelle holiday?”???
rudolph holiday??????
easterenjoyer1225: Faha, yeahhh my family has a weird sense of humor
If I remember right… Kris and I’s parents helped each other with giving us names
Or, new names, in Kris and I’s case
So Asriel and my sister were named by the Dreemurr’s, and Kris and I got the better end of the stick. Still thematically appropriate, though
violentaxesusie: does kris stand for somerhing?
easterenjoyer1225: That’s the funny part! It’s short for “Krismas”
violentaxesusie: WHAT
KRISMAS?????
easterenjoyer1225: I know right, lol
violentaxesusie: i am SOOOOOO usint this against them
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: 🧍
violentaxesusie: KRIS
KRISMAS
KRISMASSSSSSSSSS
HEY KRISMAS HOWS IT GOING
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: 🚶
violentaxesusie: HEY NO GETBBACK HERE
mariah carey all i want for KRISMAS!!!!
easterenjoyer1225: Is youuuuu!
violentaxesusie: of course youd know that song bet you remember all the lyrics
easterenjoyer1225: I do actually
violentaxesusie: your whole christmas thing is so weird
well its an easter thing now
easterenjoyer1225: I’d change my name, but Kris would just change it back, so there’s not much of a point
aquafresh: Hello my sniveling little slimes! I’m sure you have all missed me very much!!! I know I sure have missed you guys!!!!!
SIGNED, LANCER
violentaxesusie: LANCERRRRRRRRR
omg did you steal ralseis communicator HAH HELL YES
so glad ur here dude!@!!!
easterenjoyer1225: Oh, hello! It’s nice to meet you. I’m Noelle!
aquafresh: Hello old friends and new friends!! I have stolen his little electronic device! He was talking about getting one for me, but why do that when I already have one??
SIGNED, LANCER
violentaxesusie: you dont need to sign every message dude
aquafresh: How else will you know it’s me????
UNSIGNED, LANCER
easterenjoyer1225: Um, I think the typing gives it away
aquafresh: Ohoho!! So I have a unique style!! Thank you, easterenjoyer1225!
DEARLY, LANCER
easterenjoyer1225: It’s just Noelle X)
violentaxesusie: dude HOW have you been i missed you!!!
aquafresh: I’ve been quite well! Hanging out with my girl dad has never been better! Scaling this building is pretty fun, too!
YOURS TRULY, LANCER
violentaxesusie: hell yeahhwhhatr are you doing that for
aquafresh: Eclair boy is upset I took his communicator, so now he’s trying to get it back. Finders keepers, man, it’s mine!
SINCERELY, LANCER
easterenjoyer1225: Didn’t you steal it from him…?
aquafresh: Stealing is the more direct version of borrowing!
LOVE, LANCER
violentaxesusie: yeah you show hiim
but uh ber careful
typing and climbing is pretty difficult dude
aquafresh: Never fear, Susie! I’ve made it to the top of the shop! Now I rule them all—again! Minty fresh isn’t strong enough to get up here. He’s just threatening to tell my girl dad
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL, LANCER
easterenjoyer1225: And, uh, who is this “girl dad”?
violentaxesusie: queen
easterenjoyer1225: QUEEN?!??
aquafresh: Yeah! Queen!!!
YOUR FAITHFUL FRIEND, LANCER
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: hey
violentaxesusie: KRIS
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: susie
violentaxesusie: WEHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: hometown
violentaxesusie: THATSNOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!
oh my god CHANGE your username
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo: ok
$5 smashburger no onions extra mayo changed to $5 smashburger extra onions no mayo
violentaxesusie: ingonan fucking kill you
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: lol
hi lancer
aquafresh: Hello blue person!!!
BEING ATTACKED, LANCER
violentaxesusie: wqait what
easterenjoyer1225: Is he okay??
violentaxesusie: yeah i mean its ralseis town thing. i dont think anyone BAD is there
except the king but we locked him up
easterenjoyer1225: The king? Like Queen?
aquafresh: oh my gosh
i finally got my communicator back! sorry about that, everyone
violentaxesusie: nah its chill
are you getting him his own thingy?
aquafresh: yes, queen will make one. so hopefully he wont steal mine again
violentaxesusie: 2 answer you noelle yeah like queen
actually i dont know whats going on there and i dont want to
easterenjoyer1225: That’s… interesting! X)
violentaxesusie: a bunch of weirdos they are
aquafresh: were all a bunch of weirdos!
say, noelle, whats that thing you send sometimes? the X)
easterenjoyer1225: That’s an emoji! It’s a way of smiling. There’s also :) and XD and :D and a lot of other combinations
You can do sad ones like X( or neutral/disappointed ones like :|
And there’s kaomoji!
aquafresh: kaomoji? :) (im smiling!)
easterenjoyer1225:ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ
That’s a kaomoji!
(*＾ワ＾*）
aquafresh: how cute!! :D
easterenjoyer1225: Here, I’ll send you more in DMs. Just accept my friend request X)
aquafresh: thank you noelle!
easterenjoyer1225: Yeah, of course!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: sandwich
violentaxesusie: kris
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: 🥪
easterenjoyer1225: Thanks for the update, Kris
violentaxesusie: what are you putting on it
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: cutting it into triangles
violentaxesusie: I DIDNT ASK ABOUT THAT
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: what? thats part of the flavor
violentaxesusie: no its not??!
aquafresh: the shape of things is very important, susie
violentaxesusie: NOT YOU TOO
easterenjoyer1225: I used to have my sandwiches cut. I can’t really remember if they were better or not
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: they were
easterenjoyer1225: But you eat them without crust, so you’re weird
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: the crust is bad
violentaxesusie: THE CRUST IS THE BEST PART!!!
weve shared our taste so many times kris dont ruin it now!!!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: we cant all be right…
aquafresh: ive never really had a sandwich before!
violentaxesusie: WHAT
im makign you a sandwich
aquafresh: im not sure thats necessary, susie
violentaxesusie: im MAKING YOU a SANDWICH
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: lets all make sandwiches <3
easterenjoyer1225: ????????????
violentaxesusie: its gonnabe the best fucking thing youve EVER HAD ALRIGHT?
SO YOU BETTER LIKE IT!!!
aquafresh: okay, susie!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: you have to like it now
aquafresh: i promise ill like her sandwich
easterenjoyer1225: Umm, maybe I could bring cookies instead? X) If you haven’t had sandwiches, then you probably haven’t had those
aquafresh: thats true!
violentaxesusie: HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD COOKIES
aquafresh: well, i mostly know how to make cakes and pies
easterenjoyer1225: So your baking skills are on par with Kris’
Cookies are so easy, I don’t know why they struggle with them so much
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i dont live in a cookie household. cookies arent natural in my ecosystem
easterenjoyer1225: At least you make a good cake
violentaxesusie: KRIS YOU CAN MAKE CAKE????? AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME??!!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i cant make you a cake right now
violentaxesusie: AUGH
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: just get one from ralsei. when you give him the best sandwich in the world
violentaxesusie: it IS going to bethe best sandwich in the world
aquafresh: youre not going to burn it, are you?
violentaxesusie: PSHHH why would i BURN it?
it needs to be crispier than that!!!
aquafresh: please dont set your house on fire
violentaxesusie: dont tell me what to do
easterenjoyer1225: It would be pretty bad though, so be careful Susie
violentaxesusie: ughhh fine alright
easterenjoyer1225: …Wait, how do you burn a sandwich?
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: toast
easterenjoyer1225: Toast sandwich
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: yea
easterenjoyer1225: Why?
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: better for pb&j because then it doesnt get soggy
easterenjoyer1225: Your sandwiches are getting SOGGY?
How much jelly are you putting on them???!
violentaxesusie: theres never enough jelly, noelle
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i like a strong flavor palette
easterenjoyer1225: You like a bad flavor palette
Who willingly drinks pilk? And enjoys it????
violentaxesusie: wtf is pilk
easterenjoyer1225: Ugh, I don’t even wanna talk about it
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: pepsi and milk
aquafresh: the soda?
violentaxesusie: THAT SOUNDS
not that bad actually. im gonna try that shit
easterenjoyer1225: Not you too!!!
aquafresh: soda? and milk?
easterenjoyer1225: I KNOW right. It’s horrible!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: you just dont understand
easterenjoyer1225: I DON’T!!!
violentaxesusie: were having a sleepover ralsei you have to try these terrible things
aquafresh: can i choose not to?
violentaxesusie: theres no other option
aquafresh: well, i guess if thats the requirement to hang out…
maybe dont come over
violentaxesusie: WHJJWVHQ
HEY
aquafresh: sarcasm! X)
you can come over any time you want!!
violentaxesusie: god i never shoulda taught you sarcasm
easterenjoyer1225: Am I coming with?
violentaxesusie: to the sleepover? yeah of course
youre in the gc arent you
easterenjoyer1225: Oh! Faha, yeah, I guess I am
aquafresh: i dont have a room for you, noelle, umm
i could ask queen for help to set one up
easterenjoyer1225: No no you don’t have to!
aquafresh: really? im sure queen knows your preferences!
easterenjoyer1225: Really. Please
I can just, uh
Go…
You know, I don’t know what your dark world looks like, at all
violentaxesusie: thats why youre gonna find out!!!!
you can just room with me or kris lol i dont mind
easterenjoyer1225: Kris?
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: yeah room with me. itll be a blast
easterenjoyer1225: I’ve seen you at sleepovers. I don’t believe that
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: :(
easterenjoyer1225: :|
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: how could you insult me like this? your dearly truly friend that has never done anything to you ever?
easterenjoyer1225: See!! That’s super wrong!!!
violentaxesusie: yeah cmon noelle what has kris ever done to you
easterenjoyer1225: Everything!
I’m rooming with you Susie
violentaxesusie: oh sweet. looks like your loss kris
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: no i wanted to be alone
means no disturbance for my nefarious plans
easterenjoyer1225: What could you even do there?
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: youll never know…
easterenjoyer1225: Good! I didn’t want to!
aquafresh: this will be fun!
dont wreck too much havoc, kris
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i promise nothing
violentaxesusie: is a whole sleepover actually plausible
easterenjoyer1225: In my case? Probably not… but we can still hang out, right?
violentaxesusie: yeah! thats the main point really
easterenjoyer1225: I’ll just tell my mom I’m with Kris
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i was going to tell my mom im with you
so what if they call each other
easterenjoyer1225: Um
Well. It’s not a lie, right? We are going to be in the same place
Just not… at each others houses!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: ok im just gonna tell her im with susie
easterenjoyer1225: Yeah, that would work better
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: she likes susie anyway
easterenjoyer1225: And not me???
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: you know she loves you
violentaxesusie: wait, she likes me????????
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: yeah. duh
violentaxesusie: cool!! super cool kris!!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: i am super cool kris. first name super middle name cool last name kris
violentaxesusie: ugh i hope we can have the darkners up here someday
ralsei is such a goody two shoes everyone would love him
aquafresh: aww, thanks susie!
violentaxesusie: THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO BE MORE REBELLIOUS!!
aquafresh: isnt it a good thing to be liked?
violentaxesusie: yeah but you gotta be liked in STYLE
they gotta like you for how strong you stand out!! like how uh some people apparently like me!
easterenjoyer1225: We like you, Susie!
aquafresh: aww. i think youre a really good friend, susie
violentaxesusie: YEWP YEP GOT THAT. YEP
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: lmao
violentaxesusie: SHUT UP KRIS!!!!!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: lol
aquafresh: ❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: oh my god
noelle
what did you teach him
easterenjoyer1225: Kaomoji!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: noelle no
easterenjoyer1225: What?? There’s nothing wrong with them
┗(* >ω<)┛
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: stop
easterenjoyer1225: XD
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: bye forever
easterenjoyer1225: Bye, Kris! See you soon!!
violentaxesusie: loser cvant handle some emojis
easterenjoyer1225: They feel very strongly about them
aquafresh: i think theyre cute!
see you all soon, queen needs me for something
easterenjoyer1225: Yeah, I gotta work on my homework anyway
violentaxesusie: ughhhh why do you all have to be busy
bye guys
…
(｀Д´) |コ
easterenjoyer1225: YES!!!!!
$5 smashburger extra onions no mayo: NOOOOOOO