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Tsano walks into a room and is sat down in a chair.
Tsano: “You want me to sit right here?”
Interviewer: “Yes” they look at the camera crew. “We ready to roll?
The camera crew gives them a thumbs up and they were now live
Interviewer: “Welcome to Fighting Glory. I’m here with one of the fighters from the Misfit Group. Could you kindly introduce yourself to the camera?”
Tsano: “Umm, yes hello. I'm Tsano?”
Interviewer: “Do you not know your own name?”
Tsano: “I do. It's just I aint quite sure what I'm doing this side of the horizon”
Interviewer: “Well you’re here to talk about the tournament you signed up for”
Tsano: “Thats just it. I didn't exactly sign up to be here doll”
Interviewer: “Oh. Why are you in this tournament anyways? You got scouted by those businessmen?”
Tsano: “Well you see sugar cube, I’m not sure but I ain't one to back down from a challenge!”
Interviewer: “Alright then. I like the confidence. Just have a few interview questions about the tournament and your group”
Tsano: “Ok. I can certainly try my best”
Interviewer: “So people say that your group are gonna be the first ones out of the tournament. What’s this pressure about?”
Tsano: “Why I! I'll tell you what; they messed with the wrong texan. I'm tough as nails. If I can russel 7 kids to school eachmoring, I can handle some little Terminate.” She adjust her apron. “and the boys on my team can hild there own, strong as steel each one of em”
The interviewer had a hard time understanding her for a bit but they continue with the interview
Interviewer: “So your saying that your group can make it to the final showdown, right?”
Tsano: “Well I sure do hope so. I was told if we won I would at least get money for the trouble. I got kids to send to school it would be nice”
Interviewer: “Alright. A lot of bloodshed from a southern mother.” He said bloodshed jokingly so that she would take it as a joke. “Speaking of southern, your name is very peculiar. No southern woman I’ve ever met had a name like that. What kind of name is Tsano, anyways?”
Tsano: “Well I Aint one to shy away from blood. After all, you can't cook a stew with out Butchering the steer. And as for my name well, it's the one my mama gave me when u can in to the world. If I remember correctly the name has something to do with sacrifice and power? My mama was a little out of water but she was as a sturdy as an oak tree”
Interviewer: “You also mentioned that your a mother of seven. That’s quite a handful. Must be a nightmare for you and the hubby I’m guessing” He chuckled after that
Tsano: “We'll they certainly are a handful but it's just me I'm afraid. The rosters been separated from the hen house”
Interviewer: “Oh that’s sad. May I ask why it’s only you taking care of them”
Tsano: “Why I suppose so” She pulls out her wallet that has a photo chain of her littles, “these 2 came from the mister before I met him but I love them as my own. These 5 I had during my marriage. 4 pregnancies in total. I had a set of twins. Unfortunately there pappa was a faithful as a hare. I got him with his hand in a few honey pots” A sad expression crossed her face before hardning to a determined glare. “And well I Aint letting my brood around such a man. I dropped him. With no job and the worth ethic of a lady bird, the kids are as good as mine”
Interviewer: “That sucks your husband cheated on you” flip through notes “so your part of the Misfit group. That must mean your fighting style isn’t really similar to your co members, right?”
Tsano: “Yes after all I grew up, fighting hogs and an wrangling rams by the horns, I'm a different breed”
Interviewer: “Fair enough. What do you think about them, however?“
Tsano: “Well I think there quite swell; Kingston got all the fire of a bull in rut and Unai seems like he got all the spirit of a viper. I think we're gonna chime just fine”
Interviewer: “So you believe this’ll be a smooth run to the final showdown? No problems in the trio whatsoever?”
Tsano: “Well just because we didn't always agree didn't mean we can't all get along. The boys need a bit of wrangling now and then but it Aint like I Aint used to that”
Interviewer: “Alright”
One of the camera crew would call for his attention. They looked and the crew signaled him to “ask the question”
Interviewer: “Well this is a question I’m required to ask everyone I interview”
Tsano: “Shure sugar cube”
Interviewer: “If you do make it to the final showdown. How do you plan to take down Arkole?”
Tsano: “Well in afraid if I told you that would put us at a disadvantage won't it? Tell you what, well get on just fine. I'm sure of it. I have faith in those two boys”
The Interviewer then started to get a little hot under the collar
Interviewer: “No. The uh… “people” need to know your plan”
Tsano: “To give em hell”
Interviewer: “Can you please elaborate?” They asked that in a sort of “translation please” tone
Tsano: “To dampen his pie? It let a fox in his hen house, to put a sake in a cradle.” she continued to list of Idioms.
At this point, the Interviewer knew they couldn’t get the important answer out of her so they stood up and grasp their hands together.
Interviewer: “I think that should end the interview. Thank you for your time, Ms. Tsano“
Tsano: “Course love”
The camera crew ended the footage as the Interviewer told them to help Tsano to the exit. As they let Tsano leave, the Interviewer got on the phone with someone
Interviewer: “Look after her kids for her. Destroy the products if the factory burns down”
???: Very well. I’ll send someone to take care of “the products”