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Everything touched by a human was invented long before by a god. While Satan and God are busy filing the dead, the small minor gods -who were once worshiped long ago- create the world. All that they do is create ideas and gift them to the humans they love. However, even God has destroyed the world once before. These minor gods made a game, a dangerous game. A mark was sent out into the human world and certain gods would mess with that human's life until they died. Thankfully, there was a way to make sure not everyone would destroy the human -by allowing the human to devote themselves to one god's entire whims and needs. But, it's been a long time since anyone has gotten the mark. A human named Rasputin had made the mark disappear from the face of the earth. But, it was only a matter of time.
Merasmus had found an ancient greek book about gods and witches. Sure, he had no idea what they were talking about since many of the words seemed to have no Latin or English equivalent. But, he had a general gist: He could ruin both the RED and BLU teams' lives! He just needed the ingredients and then he could destroy them once and for all!
The (hair color) haired male looked over the documents once more. Being a god was so boring! Being one currently worshiped? Even worse! The male looked at the mountain of paperwork he had to do that continued to pile up.
"When's the next extinction event? I want out of this job" He grumbled angrily. Gifting mortals the idea of Ambrosia was the worse! The abominations of salads claimed in his name! Even the goddess of veganism and animal lovers was appalled by the things that come from his domain!
"Baaabe!~" The annoying ear-piercing voice of the annoyed god's coworker -Venus- squealed. Venus was the eternal goddess of beauty and cheaters. This woman couldn't stay loyal to a man if her vagina was screwed to his penis! Recently, she had taken the sugar god as her newest interest in love.
"For the last time, I have no interest in you. If I wanted to fall in love, I would go to Zander -the god of naps and cuddles!" the male harshly glared at the woman.
"But, (Y/n)! I snuck away from my husband to be with you! Surely you could reward me?"
"With a swift kick in the ass? Gladly! Look, Venus, I am not and will not ever be attracted to you."
"For the God of Sugary Desserts, you're certainly cruel! But, that just makes the chase all that more fun!~"
"Shut your whore mou-" An electric pulse jolted the two.
It was an ancient creed, binding them to a human -a feeling they were all too familiar with. Someone had cursed a poor soul with the mark. And, judging by what they could see in his memories, he was certainly screwed. An Australian Athiest now forced to be around gods 24/7? That had to be rough.
"Oo~ How exciting! It's just us two playing?! I have to find this man!" Venus sped off, going to try and locate the male.
"Oh Mundy, you poor soul."