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I was sitting on Poe's shoulder like always, he was gently rubbing underneath my chin, which felt really good. Ranpo was sitting beside us and talking to Poe.
At first I didn't like Ranpo, he always made Poe mad at times and at the end of the day in our little apartment, he would cry. Which was sad, of course but now he makes him smile so I guess I can tolerate him.
"Dazaiiii~" The small, red headed man said sweetly as he sat beside Poe who was slightly confused. "Uh Chuu-" Poe tried to say before Chuuya interupts him.
"Oh Dazai, you look wonderful as always." Chuuya said and as I was looking at him, I noticed a glass with something red in it. I leaned over slightly to get a sniff and when I did it almost felt like it burned my nose.
I shook my head and backed away, whatever he was drinking, surely had melted his brain. I looked over to Ranpo and his face looked so mad. If we were in a cartoon, smoke would be rolling out of his ears by now.
"Chuuya, I'm P-" "A pretty boy! I know, I know." Chuuya said and Poe just gave a nervous chuckle. I could see Dazai in the corner, watching it all happen. He looked like he was slightly laughing.
"You know Dazai... Our conversations ain't long.. but you know what is." Chuuya said as he pressed a finger to Poe's chest. Poe's face was bright red now out of embarrassment and I saw Ranpo who looked ready for murder.
"Y-Your big toe?" Poe asked before Ranpo screamed. "YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM POE!!!"
Poe jumped up halfway in his seat to try to keep Ranpo from hitting Chuuya, I almost fell off in the process. I looked over to see Chuuya giving a very confused look. "But isn't that..?" Chuuya mumbled before squinting at Poe and realized. "Oh... I fcked up." He said and Dazai could barely stay in his chair he was laughing so bad.
One thought crossed my mind as I stared at the group around me.
Why am I surrounded by idiots?