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Today, Tommy was trying to not get in trouble again. If he does the principal, Mr. Minecraft would have to call his parents since it would be the 3rd time this week get got sent to the office.
“Hey bossman!”
Tubbo has been Tommy’s best friend since 1st grade and being the sidekick for Tommy.
"Hey Bitch"
"Have you heard about a new student coming?"
Tommy was curious now. Would the stupid ass student be a complete nerd or a badass like me?
"No I haven't."
"Let's go meet him!"
Ugh come on... I was gonna spy on Dream. Maybe this time I won't get anything good but next time I will be able to tell the whole school!
“Fine.”
They went to find the new guy. They eventually found him near the fountain outside.
”Hi new kid! What’s your name?” asked Tubbo.
“Uh-uhm I’m Ranboo?”
”Cool, I’m Tubbo and this is Tommy!”
Tommy was getting bored of these two talking. WAIT IS THIS RANBOOB DUDE STEALING MY BESTFRIEND?!?
Tommy huffed walked away to get his stuff for his next class.
*INSERTS BELL NOISES*
Welp, time to go to class without Tubbo.
Ugh. Ranboo is sitting next to Tubbo and Tuboo still hasn’t even invited me to sit next to him!
”Uh hey! You alright?” asked someone.
”Yea I am.”
”Well you don’t to me. Tell me the truth.”
”Ok fine. I’m kind of ok.”
”Do you want to talk about it?”
”I mean ok. Wait why should I tell someone I don’t know? You could just tell everyone about my problems!”
”Well, I’m Sam. I like Computer engineering classes.”
”Wow very interesting!” Tommy said sarcastically.
”Yes I know. So why are upset?”
”New bitch stole my Best Friend”
Sam just sighed. “Listen, he’s not leaving you for someone else. He’s just trying to get to know that person and when he is done he’ll some back to you but with the new person too!”
”I don’t want the new asshole to be my friend!”
”Well that’s up to you. That’s all the advice I have for now and I have to go meet uh- Po- someone!”
Naw did he just stutter? Someone??? IS HE BLUSHING A BIT??! Bruh is he leaving me for his crush- WAIT TIME TO BARGAIN LATER!
It was lunch time and at this point, Tommy just wanted to go to the library where there is some peace and quiet.
”Sorry bossman! I was just getting to know Ranboo! He’s a pretty nice guy. Unfortunately, he has class instead of lunch now.”
Fortunately, he’s not here so I can finally talk to Tubbo.
”Hey Tubbo? Can we go to lunch now? I’m starving.”
”Oh sure!”
They headed to the lunch room and as soon as they entered in, someone threw food at them.
”FOOD FIGHT!!!” yelled a strawberry blonde with glasses.
Everyone suddenly started throwing food. Tommy and Tubbo didn’t have their food yet so they had to find whatever food was there.
”TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!”
”NOOOOHOHO YOU MOTHERFUCK-“
Tommy took a tomato and squished in a bit. He decided George was his target. He aimed very carefully and he threw it. It instead landed on Dream in his eye.
”WHO THREW A TOMATO IN MY EYE?!”
The people who where near Tommy looked at him and everyone else slowly started following the crowd.
”Oh so you? Let me teach you a lesson…”
”Dream! I’m sure he meant to aim at me! But you got in the way.”
”No I don’t think so!”
Tommy ran to find Tubbo. As soon as he found Tubbo, he grabbed his arm and ran to the hallways.
”Tommy! Where do we hide?”
”I don’t know!”
”Wait I know! The jan- jani- god how do you say it?!”
”Janitors room?”
”Yes that!”
They both finally found the janitor’s room. They could still here Dream yelling to come back.
Tubbo was the one who opened the door, shoved Tommy in, and slammed it.
”Tubbo, what the fuck are we gonna do! We can’t hide here for the rest of the day because our parents will be mad and this place sucks!” Tommy complained.
”Well, we can become janitors for the day. Maybe Mr. Minecraft will be nice to us then!”
”TUBBO YOU’RE A-“
Tubbo slammed his hand into Tommy mouth.
”WHERE IS THAT LITTLE SHIT?!”
”Dream, calm down! You don’t need to be this mad. It was an accident!” George said.
”Yea yea, IT DEFINITELY WASN’T A FUCKING ACCIDENT!”
Tommy whispered “Are they a couple?” and that made Tubbo giggle. Thankfully, Dream and George left.
”So we become janitors?”
”Yep.”
They both wore a janitors uniform and cleaned the school. When school was over, they went and put the stuff back.
“I never want to do this shit again.”
”At least we didn’t get beaten up!”
Then suddenly the school speak spoke “Tommy and Tubbo, please report to the office.”
Both Tommy and Tubbo looked towards each other and had a face expression that showed Awh shit.
Tubbo was the one who opened the door and there he was, Philza Minecraft, the principal.
”So I’ve been reported by your teachers that you guys weren’t here for your afternoon classes. Why so?”
Tommy explained to him about the chaos that happened.
”So uh, there was a food fight in the cafeteria and I meant to hit George but instead I hit Dream in the eye with a tomato! You know how big his ego is! So me and Tubbo ran and went into the janitor’s room and decided to become janitors for the rest of the day. We cleaned the whole school! Please don’t tell our parents about this!”
Mr. Minecraft stayed silent for a few moments until he finally said
“I won’t tell your parents about anything that happened but, you both will have lunch detention tomorrow.”
”Awh man!” both Tommy and Tubbo said in sync.