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  1. leave your home un-haunted by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    03 Aug 2023

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    Wei Wuxian sighs dramatically and straightens back up. “You can’t blame a man for trying, Lan Zhan. I bet you have people falling all over themselves for your number, huh?”

    Lan Wangji looks slightly uncomfortable at the prospect. “...No,” he repeats.

    “No?” asks Wei Wuxian incredulously. “Do you hang out with a lot of blind people or something?”

    “I have been told I do not have an engaging personality,” Lan Zhan says dryly. Wei Wuxian laughs.

    “Well, whoever said that was an idiot. I’m engaged.”

    ~

    So Wei Wuxian's bar is a little haunted, it happens to the best of us. The point is that he's got it totally under control, no need for anyone from the Lan sect to ever drop by. Lan Wangji did not get the memo.

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