Chapter Text
Pro Hero Deku was called whilst on patrol to help these two women who were apparently getting harassed by some... thing? The two women kept it small and simple. Saying that it was a “scary, small, yet cute little thing” chasing after them.
No, it wasn’t human, no it wasn’t a mutant quirk.
Huh? Strange…
It was most likely something trivial, or the two were lying to get a chance at seeing a Pro Hero. But whatever it was, Deku just so happened to be on patrol near them. So, the authorities just ended up informing him to go check it out.
Not taking any chances that it could be a villain, he rushed over as quickly as possible. Only seconds after getting their location. Only to find that said thing that was harassing them, was not some villain, but the most adorable thing in the world!
“Please!”
“Pro Hero Deku! Thank God you are here, get rid of this thing!”
The two girls were latching onto each other for dear life.
Deku could only tilt his head in confusion. “Huh? But this thing is so adorable!”
“Fucking Bastard!” The cute little thing said. Deku instantly clutched his chest in adoration. Unable to stand the cuteness.
He knows as a Pro Hero, the Number One, in fact, that he should always be wary and not underestimate any potential villains. But he couldn’t help it! This thing… This thing was just too adorable and so, so familiar. It almost felt wrong to even scare it, let alone harm it.
“Uhm, Pro Hero Deku? Are you… all right?..” One of the girls questioned.
Deku then remembered he was on duty and put himself together.
“Uh, yes! Don’t worry about me! And certainly, don’t worry about this, err” He has no idea what to call this thing. Though it looked very familiar to a certain blonde of his.
“Hey, that thing kinda’ looks like Pro Hero Dynamight, right?”
“Oh yeah! Totally, that’s why it looked so familiar!”
Huh? Kacchan?
He stared more intently at the adorable thing.
“Fuck!” It yelped.
Oh, yeah. That’s definitely like Kacchan, in looks and words.
“Dynama” he whispered.
“Huh?” The girls say in unison.
“Dynama! The Dynamy of Dynama!!” Deku cheers.
Picking up the little Dynama as he does.
The two girls are startled at Deku’s, well, comfortability at picking up the thing that was once scaring them. Plus, that silly little name that the Hero, which should be acting professionally right now, gave him.
The thing keeps yelling “Fuck” and “Bastard” one would think it’s getting mad at him, but in reality, he’s loving being picked up and that’s just his way of expressing his love.
The two girls are confused at Deku’s overly affectionate attitude towards the “Dynama” until they remembered whom he’s famously married to.
Like lightbulbs flashing on top of their heads, they make due to take out their phones and snap quick pictures of the adorable scene.
Oh, yeah! Pro heroes Deku and Dynamight are married!! How could I forget my favourite Hero ship!
The two girls think in unison.
Now understanding why the Hero seems to like the Dynama so much.
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After that whole ordeal, Deku makes sure to ask what happened and if they were okay. Finally snapping out of his Dorking episode, as one could call it. The two girls reassured him that they were fine, just spooked by the strange creature which kept cursing at them, and even cursed at them with his big teeth when they othered a crepe to it.
“It just scared us a little.” She tried to assure him, though by the look of her shaking hands you could tell that “little” was underestimating just how much it actually frightened her.
The other girl, her friend assumingly. Placed her hand on her shoulder.
“Yeah, it spooked us a bit. It was cute at first but its constant curing and jumping around, especially looking like a bomb, was a bit scary.” She explains
Continuing “We even tried to feed him this crepe, but again, got freaked out. This time from his large teeth.”
“Yeah! Its teeth are large and pointy!”
Deku nods at them both.
“Well, I’m sorry you too had to be afraid for a while. But you don’t have to now cause I am here” He smiles, saying his signature catchphrase.
“Plus, this little thing doesn’t seem to be dangerous.” He says while scooping him up from the ground. It jumps and licks his face. Deku notices his teeth, which match their description but doesn’t get afraid in the slightest.
He continues.
“He’s most likely the effects of a quirk. No animal is like this and he’s not a machine or anything, so the most probable thing that happened is that Pro Hero Dynamight-“
“Your husband” They say in unison, again. Fluttering their eyelashes, smirking while doing so.
He coughs. “Ahem, yes, my husband. Kacch- er, Dynamight! Has most likely been in a quirk incident without his knowledge. So I’m sorry to say, but I need to leave.”
He smiles once again and bows goodbye.
Clutching onto Dynama he’s about to use Float and One For All to make a quick trip to his agency when he’s abruptly stopped by a crepe being shoved at his face.
She holds up the crepe to him. “Please give this to the adorable little, eh?” She questions.
“Dynama” He answers.
“Right! The cute little dynama”
Deku then grabs the crepe and feeds it to it.
It gobbles it up, all in one go. Deku is fascinated by it, as the one who handed him the crepe, steps back a bit.
Though they have no time to fear the cute little thing as he snuggles at Deku, yelping, and chirping in happiness after being fed.
“Fuck!” It says out of adoration.
More photos were taken.
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“Thank you for saving us, Deku!”
“Yes! And thank you for the autographs!!”
He smiles at them. “That’s all right, I’m glad to help but I must really be going now!”
He waves at them as he jumps in the air. Pulling out blackwhip, attaching it to the building ahead, and swinging forward.
The two women were so happy they got to meet the Pro Hero Deku! Nonetheless get “saved” by him!
They were SO gonna tweet about this…
And post those images.