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System: SMP's Criminal Organisation Control
Folder: Criminal Records
Folder: Recent Crimes
Folder: Working cases
Folder: Cases closed until further notice
Folder: Solved cases
Folder: Closed cases
Folder: Victim Records
Folder: Police Records
Folder: Criminal Records selected…
Folder: Criminal Records opening…
Folder: Criminal Records opened…
Folder: Criminal Records
Folder File: Identified and captured
Folder File: Unidentified and captured
Folder File: Identified and loose
Folder File: Unidentified and loose
Folder File: Terminated
Folder File: On parole
Folder File: Insane loose
Folder File: Insane captured
Folder File: Cleared only for newly committed crimes
Folder File: Unidentified and loose selected…
Folder File: Unidentified and loose opening…
Folder File: Unidentified and loose opened…
Folder File: Unidentified and loose
File: Bombshell Bee
File: ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀
File: Red Petrify
File: Lady Death
File: Smiles
File: Slime
File: Masked Gambler
File: Red Petrify selected…
File: Red Petrify opening…
File: Red Petrify opened…
File: Red Petrify
Alias: Red Petrify
Name: Unknown
Age: Late teens - Young adult unplaceable
Appearance: Blonde hair, above average height, red Gas Mask, large mechanical Eurasian bullfinch wings, black outfit, padded, bullet proof, dark purple blindfold
Behaviour: Mostly alone when spotted, does not go for children, rarely seen with other criminals, with Lady Death, Bombshell Bee or ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀ if spotted with another criminal, harbours some form of rivalry with Smiles
Threat level: Severe threat, uses S tier gasses in drive bys, could and would kill half the SMP if presented the chance
Interviewed: No, uncooperative and evasive
CCTV footage of a conversation: Yes
Redirecting to CCTV footage…
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"St-stay away f-freak!" Unknown victim trapped in alleyway. Red Petrify walking into camera view, flipping lethal dagger. Has syringe of lethal substances in other hand.
"No can do~, you made too many wrong moves." Mechanical Eurasian bullfinch wings pin victim to wall. Red Petrify closes the space.
"Why?! Why do this?!" Syringe is injected into victim. Fluid takes immediate action. Victim keels over in pain.
"Society and people like you narcissists fucked me over one to many times. I have the scars to prove it." Victim coughs up blood. Dagger is plunged into victim. Victim screams and Red Petrify notices camera.
"Well would you look at that? My little show is on camera~" Red Petrify pulls dagger out of victim and laughs.
SYSTEM ERROR: FOOTAGE UNREACHABLE
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Red Petrify decommissioned the camera and fled.
Weaknesses: None known, psychologists debating Lady Death is his weakness but cannot be confirmed due to lack of supporting evidence
Encounter information: Terminate if possible, hold ground, do not be backed into corner, always wear gas mask during encounter
Other names: Gas killer, Threatening Bullfinch, Mechanic bird
Returning to Folder File: Unidentified and loose…
Return complete…
Folder File: Unidentified and loose
File: Bombshell Bee
File: ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀
File: Red Petrify
File: Lady Death
File: Smiles
File: Slime
File: Masked Gambler
File: Lady Death selected…
File: Lady Death opening…
File: Lady Death opening…
File: Lady Death
Alias: Lady Death
Name: Unknown
Age: 30s Unplaceable
Appearance: Large dull purple hat with black veil, opaque, dark brown hair, average height, large mechanical crow wings, padded, bulletproof black+ purple dress
Behaviour: Interactive, often seen helping rookie criminals, close with Red Petrify, treats as own child, hoards shiny objects, habit of theft, protects children
Threat level: Major threat, very little mercy or guilt, societal danger
Interviewed: No
CCTV footage of a conversation: No
Other form of video: Yes, ransom video sent to government member over kidnapped wife
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"Hello [REDACTED]! I have your wife~" Lady Death moves to reveal tied up woman.
"I want £100,000 for her release, unharmed. Well not any more than if you refuse!" Dagger is dragged across woman's leg.
"Best hurry~ I'm sure 100,000 isn't a lot for you!" Lady Death cuts camera to own security footage.
Woman is trying to escape.
"No can do~ You've got to wait until I make the ransom video and get the money to leave~!" Dagger is struck across woman's eye. Footage cuts back to video.
"Best hurry, before she tries to escape again and loses an eye!" Lady Death laughs.
Redirecting back to file…
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Ransom was delivered. Woman is recovering from going half blind.
Weaknesses: Red Petrify, any threatened child
Encounter information: Find level ground, preferably a street, run to public area, avoid wings and scythe
Other names: Death, Miss Scythe, Ms. Killjoy
Redirecting to Folder File: Unidentified and loose…
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Folder File: Unidentified and loose
File: Bombshell Bee
File: ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀
File: Red Petrify
File: Lady Death
File: Smiles
File: Slime
File: Masked Gambler
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Folder: Criminal Records
Folder File: Identified and captured
Folder File: Unidentified and captured
Folder File: Identified and loose
Folder File: Unidentified and loose
Folder File: Terminated
Folder File: On parole
Folder File: Insane loose
Folder File: Insane captured
Folder File: Cleared only for newly committed crimes
Redirecting to System…
Redirection complete…
System: SMP's Criminal Organisation Control
Folder: Criminal Records
Folder: Recent Crimes
Folder: Working cases
Folder: Cases closed until further notice
Folder: Solved cases
Folder: Closed cases
Folder: Victim Records
Folder: Police Records