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Sasha sighed as she looked through the dozens of papers on her desk, they were notes from the amphibians out on missions, or battle strategies written out by Grime, or simply requests from amphibians still inside the rebellions walls—or more like basement.
She glared at the 8" paper stack with hatred, she wouldn't be surprised if there were over a thousand notes in that stack. Unfortunately, since she was the commander and her fellow commander was nowhere to be found—which was a real shame since Anne always made situations like this more bearable—she had to.
The blonde let out one more sigh before accepting her fate and grabbing the first page off the stack, only getting past the first sentence before someone bursted into the room. "Talk to Grime, I'm busy." Sasha instructed whoever ran in, not even looking up at them, just continuing to read.
"But I need you!!" Sasha could recognize it was Maddie's voice, the blonde just grabbed another paper, reading it as she told the frog, "Then write it down and add it to the bottom of this pile." she said, clearly a little frustrated that she was still bothering her.
Maddie huffed, exclaiming to the blonde, "But it's an emergency!" but Sasha didn't even glance at her, just grabbing another paper and reading it, repeating to the young amphibian "Talk to Grime."
"It's Anne!"
That finally got Sasha's attention, she dropped the paper, standing up and practically sprinting towards Maddie from how fast she walked, "What happened?"
Maddie started walking, "I'll tell you on the way." Sasha nodded, following her to where Anne supposedly was—although the blonde was walking so fast behind Maddie she was forcing her to speed up.
While they walked, Maddie began to explain what happened, "So, Anne was helping me experiment on new potions for an upcoming mission, and I was trying to make a level three multiplication spell, and I was going to test it out on myself but Anne offered to have it tested on her..."
Sasha raised an eyebrow, trying to stay calm with the knowledge that Maddie used a potion on Anne, and the potion messed up. "What happened?" Maddie nervously glanced back at the blonde with an anxious smile, "It um... it definitely worked!...ish..."
"Ish??!?!" She asked, trying her hardest to sound calm, but not succeeding. Maddie looked forward, taking a turn into the large potion/testing room, "...The potion is supposed to take your version of yourself and multiply it, and after fifteen minutes, you'll switch back,"
"well... I kinda messed up and it made Anne into eleven alternate universes of herself... and I don't know when she'll turn back."
"What." Sasha said, practically boiling, watching Maddie step to the side to show the Anne's conversating with one another. Most of them looked normal—like the Anne wearing a commander helmet, one wearing a Newtopian styled outfit, one wearing a blue set of armor that looked familiar to the one the blonde wore when she first became Grime's Lieutenant, and one that looked just like Anne, but just in a weird gaze—but then the rest looked... weird.
Like the one with dog ears and a tail, the two outside of the group fighting, one with angel wings and a holo, the other with devil wings and horns, the mermaid Anne on the ground with a bucket of water next to her, and the Anne that looked completely out of it with mushrooms growing out of her head.
Then finally, two of the Anne's weren't weird per se, but definitely different, one was young, around six, and the other was older, about twenty-one or twenty-three—but she couldn't be certain since she's never seen Anne as an adult before.
Suddenly, Maddie cupped her face, "Anne's!! Sasha is here!" Sasha looked at the frog confused, until all the brunette's looked at her, before swarming in.
As Sasha was berated with hugs—even the mermaid Anne jumping onto her—she called out to Maddie "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!" Maddie nervously chuckled, smiling at the puddle of Anne's on top of Sasha, "They said they wanted to see you!"
Sasha tried to push her way through the girls, "Why?? wouldn't they wanna see like... I dunno, the Plantars???"
The adult Anne gasped, "The Plantars are here?! where are they! I haven't seen them in so long!!" she tried to stand up to find them, but the Annes that were piled on her stopped her from doing that.
Maddie nervously smiled, "Well um... I'm not sure..." Sasha furrowed her eyebrows, "Why the hell aren't you- EW!" the blonde screeched as the Anne with dog features licked her face, the toddler Anne pouted, "That's a bad word!! and this isn't Sashy! this lady is too old!"
Sasha furrowed her eyebrows, "I am Sasha you little twerp!" but the so-called 'twerp' just stuck her tongue out.
The one in armor similar to Sasha's old wardrobe forced everyone up, "Get up!! you all are pathetic!" she squinted her eyes at the blonde when everyone was up—except the Anne that looked relatively normal, but it seemed everyone agreed to ignore that one—"I demand a rematch!"
Sasha blinked a couple of times, "A rematch?!?-" "This is so interesting!!" the one in Newtopian armor exclaimed, cutting off Sasha, "we're in an alternate universe correct? tell me Sasha, are we dating in this universe?"
"Dating!!??!!?" The Anne hummed, clicking on a pen as she opened her journal, "Guessing that's a no, what a shame..."
"Hey Sash!" Sasha jumped at the mermaid who shoved her face in the blonde's, tilting her head as she asked "Where are we?? and why are there so many me's with legs??" she gasped, her eyes practically sparkling as she questioned, "have you learned how to give sirens legs?!?!"
Sasha furrowed her eyebrows, "What?-"
"Hey second in command! could you go on a mission with me later?"
"Second in command??-"
"Why're you so young again Sash?"
"What do you mean-"
"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!! Sashy!! I'm so excited to see you!!!"
"Okay but stop licking me-"
"Sasha! tell this idiot angel to get off my back!"
"SHE'S NOT EVEN ON YOUR BACK-"
"I'm in love with you please kiss me."
"OKAY EVERYONE STOP TALKING!"
All the Anne's did as she said, Sasha finally stood up, taking out her sword and pointing at a part of the wall, "Go sit down in a line and be quiet." the one in the Lieutenant armor blew a raspberry, "You can't tell me what to do-"
"Sit." Sasha commanded, that Anne flared her nostrils, judging the blonde before going over there, the Anne's following—except the dazed one, Sasha had to put her in the line herself.
Once they were all in line, Sasha looked at Maddie, "Maddie." the frog immediately stood straight, "Yes?" Sasha crossed her arms, "Start working on an antidote while I try to figure out as much as I can from these... Anne's..."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted before heading towards the potion area in the room, getting to work. Sasha looked at the line of Anne's, closing her eyes to take a deep breath in and out before heading to the first one on the right, starting her interrogation.
The first one was the Anne in Newtopian armor, Sasha crossed her arms, bending down to talk to the girl who was doodling in her notebook, "State your full name and age." she demanded, but Anne didn't seem to notice, just continuing to doodle.
Sasha squinted her eyes, her eye twitching as she tapped her shoulder, gathering the girl's attention, so Sasha repeated herself, "State your full name and age."
The brunette giggled, "I thought you'd know by now Sash," she joked, clearly not noticing the blondes angered tone, "my name is Anne Savisa Boonchuy and I'm thirteen."
Sasha let out a small sigh, relieved that she was just like her own Anne—at least name and age-wise, "What are you, your Marcy and... well, me like, and what is their adventure in Amphibia? and what were you doing last?"
Anne grinned, closing her notebook as she explained, "Well, Marcy is adorable! per usual, she was at that... Wartwood town! and Sasha- erm... you, are so pretty! and you were at that... Toad Tower! the north one! and I was in Newtopia!" the brunette hugged her knee's as she answered the final question, "and we just finished the final temple! and I was just about to give you both a kiss!"
Sasha's brain went blank as she asked for confirmation, "...A kiss???" Anne hummed in an affirmative tone, "Yup! my lovely girlfriends~"
Sasha blushed, but just scooted to the other Anne, "T-that's enough..." Sasha mumbled, too flustered to ask that Anne any more questions with the knowledge that they were dating in an alternate universe.
Sasha cleared her throat, looking at the Lieutenant-clothed Anne, "Your turn."
Anne rolled her eyes, crossing her arms as she began her story, "I'm Anne Savisa Boonchuy, thirteen, I don't know where Mar-Mar is, haven't found her yet," she squinted her eyes at Sasha, "I do know where you are, though, in Wartwood, and we just finished fighting on the now fallen Toad Tower," she pointed at her face, " that's how I got this scar, and now only one girlfriend, thanks for breaking up with me before I fell off a tower for you, Sasha."
Sasha's breath hitched, yeah it was terrible that this version of Anne had to go through what she went through, and hearing about Toad Tower always hurt her a little; but the fact they were dating in this universe too, was insane to her, Sasha gave her a wide-eyed apologetic smile before sliding to the other Anne, the adult Anne.
"My name is Anne Savisa Boonchuy, I'm twenty-three, and Amphibia was like, ten years ago, but you were in Toad Tower, Marcy was in Newtopia, and I was in Wartwood, and the last thing I was doing was..." Anne glanced around, seeing the nearly dozen of her but young, she nervously smiled, "I was um..." she looked back at Sasha with wide eyes, "...hanging out with my Marcy and Sasha."
Sasha raised an eyebrow, "That took a long time for you to answer, I can tell you are lying." Anne's eyes went wide, she blushed and looked down at her lap, embarrassedly mumbling, "...We were making out..."
Sasha felt her face go on fire, why were all these versions of Anne dating her and Marcy?!?! and why was it making her so flustered!
The blonde gave her a short nod before sliding to the other Anne, asking the same questions.
Sasha had gotten through ten Anne's and she felt like her face was on fire, and it probably looked like it too; all of those versions were dating her and Marcy!—even the six year-old admitted she had crushes on her versions of the two—it was so confusing, maybe the last one wasn't dating them.
Sasha looked at the last Anne she had left, the one that looked identical to hers, the only different thing was she was in a daze this entire time. Sasha looked at the Anne and said "State your full name and age."
Except, the Anne didn't say anything, just staring at the blonde with glowing cheeks and sparkling eyes, Sasha furrowed her eyebrows, looking at her confused, "Um... are you okay?"
The Anne lifted her hand to Sasha's face, "I'm in love with you." Sasha blinked a couple times before squeaking out "...whAT?!"
Anne climbed towards her, "I'm in love with you, let me kiss you, please..." Sasha held back the Anne, "U-um... hey Maddie?! how's that potion going!!?"
"Just one kiss... just one... please..."
The Anne with angel wings pouted, "Hey! how come she gets to try to kiss Sasha but we don't??" the mermaid Anne nodded, "Yeah you're right..."
The dog Anne wagged her tail before yelling, "Get her!!!"
Almost all the Anne's bounced on top of Sasha with a battle cry, Sasha letting out a high-pitched scream the entire time, trying to kick off the Anne's with her legs, and her hands covering her mouth tightly.
The only Anne's that didn't jump onto her were the adult Anne, the toddler Anne, the Lieutenant Anne, and the Mushroom Anne, but they didn't help Sasha much, just watching in shock as the seven other Anne's trampled the blonde.
"MADDIE FLOUR!!! TELL ME YOU HAVE IT READY!!!!" Sasha mumbled out from beneath her hands, Maddie put one more blue milk-cap mushroom into the batch before bottling up the brew, "I have it!!"
Maddie started sprinting towards the Anne pile, looking at the four who were standing off to the side and ordered them, "Go stand by the other Annes!"
The Lieutenant Anne crossed her arms, turning up her nose, "You can't tell me what to- hey!!" she complained as the older Anne dragged her towards the pile along with the other two, wanting to go home to her girlfriends already.
When all of them were together, Maddie tossed the potion towards them, creating a big puff of light blue smoke, and when it faded, a singular Anne remained, laying on top of the blonde.
Sasha sat up, looking down at Anne with a worried expression, "Anne! is it you??" Anne slowly opened her eyes, looking confused around as she said, "Yes...? ugh... I have a headache..."
Sasha sat Anne down in front of her, "Okay but... it's really you?!" Anne furrowed her eyebrows, "Yeah?? I'm pretty sure I'm me." Sasha wasn't convinced, so she asked "Are we dating?"
Anne's cheeks immediately flushed, "W-what?! no! why would you ask??" Sasha just sighed out of relief, resting her forehead on the brunettes and saying, "It is you."