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"GO Pikachu" Ash yells as God dodges attack after attack.
God then shoots a lightning bolt at Ash and all his Pokémon, killing the Pokémon.
Ash stands there, shocked that he's losing against God. He can't catch them all anymore. He gets down on his knees and puts his hands together.
"Please God, please give us another chance."
"I will but you have to do something for it." God declares as he looks down scarily.
"Anything, I'll do anything!" He begged, looking desperate now. How was he to be the greatest Pokémon trainer of all of he was beaten like this?"
"I require.... A sacrifice." God declared, glaring at him.
"What kind of sacrifice?" Okay, Ash was nervous now. God was scary.
Ash stood before the alter, pokeball in his hand. Tears welled in his eyes as he shakily raised it up. "P-pikachu...I...I choose you...."
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu appeared on top of the alter in a bright flash of light.
God's booming voice sounded around them. "Very good Ash. Now the final step."
Ash meet Pikachu's eyes as tears streamed down his face. Pikachu cocked his head slightly. "Pika?"
"I-I'm sorry...old friend."
"You've done well my boy." God placed a proud hand on Ash's shoulder as he surveyed the scene before him. Ash buried his face into his beard. God rubbed his head in comfort. "It's alright my child."
Ash started crying. He couldn't stop.
"Why would you make me do this, God?" Ash sobbed, thinking of his dear friend.
"All happens for a reason dear boy," God said patting his head. "Its what needed to be done."
Suddenly, Ash felt a surge of anger towards God. He wanted his best friend back.
"Give him back to me." Ash pulled out a pokeball in a very threatening manor. He wanted revenge.
"Now, now Ash let's calm down." God has a slightly worried expression on his face.
"YOU WILL GIVE HIM BACK TO ME! CHINA I CHOOSE YOU!!" Ash yelled
China from hit tv show Hetalia burst from the Pokeball and killed God.
Yay.