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it was almost time for princess daisy to pass out from sleep deprivation when a knock came at the door and it was some guy named dry bones browser
“Ohn wown why amre you here m” said the daisy
but the hunk of bone marrow said nothing instead he took a step forward trying to get inside hte castle but couldnt because he was too bigboned and had to break the wall a little bit. it hurt kind of but he was okay he doesnt have pain receptors hes literlyl just bone
the royal yishi of the court noticed the browser and went O and ran into the front room with a fire extinguish because if dry bone browser that mean normal browser got fired and there might still be flames that need extinguished
bvt there was no fire dry bones browser was just born that way all boney and so he and the daisy were very confused why the yishi was there
“:im sorry” yishi said embarrassedly then walked out and disposed of the fire extinguish in the recyle bin as is recommended by the united fired fighters of the mushy kingdom
okay so back to the dry dry browsing boy. he was harassing the orange princess by standing very intimidatingly but he didnt actual commit a kidnap like regular bowoser because hes just bones no muscle at all no organs no eyes its a miracle he even has cohesive thoughts without a brain
daisy experience d fear in that moment and for a lot of moments because shes not used to getting harassed and didnt have her pepper shaker on her to spray at the somehow sentinent skeleton koopa in front of her
finalyl dry browser bones approached her and went “its threatenin time” then threatened all over th eplace oh my god im so tired, that’s what the daisy was thinking because she needed to exhale the sleep deprive naton out right now so she feel asleep on the floor right there on the rug it was a red rug and very very soft
browser dry boi was too confused by this to respond he wanted to leave now he had seen all there was to see and done all he wanted to, he succeeded in threatening the flower princess lady but when he tried to leave YISHHI was there with another fire extinguish
he said “SOTP” but browser didnt sotp he kept running out of the castle
yishi the tiny disonauser chased the overgrown tibia down the road many people watched and had fear inside their eyes this was a strange happening even in the mushy kingdom because normally broser has skin
dry bones browser then tripped on a can of tomato sauce and did the dougie before hitting the ground his face was covered in gravel and dirt and shit. yishi yoshi came over and gave a fire extinguish to a citizen who did the honor of spraying monoammonium phosphate everywhere
browmse r died of old age right on the spot and his bones were used in surgeries for years to come when people needed a little bit of bone sometimes everyone was happy yishi got an upgrade, he was promoted to princess and the daisy became queen she ruled with an iron fist and started many wars but won all of them singlehandedly she really is just that good