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"They’re not dating"
"They are! I’m telling you ! I saw freaking Sakusa drinking from Tsumu-chan’s water bottle!"
"That doesn’t mean anything"
"Oh trust me, Iwa-chan, it means everything."
Iwaizumi turned towards Oikawa. "The fuck do you mean? You drink from my water bottle all the damn time."
"YES! And we’re married, Hajime."
Iwaizumi glared at his husband. "They are not dating. I see them training all the damn time and believe me they’re not. Atsumu is pining and so is Sakusa, but they are NOT dating."
"Okay, let’s bet. If they’re dating, you have to do everything that I ask you to for a whole week. »
"And if they’re not?"
"I do what you want for a whole week. You’re in?"
"Are we talking about the bet or… ?"
"YES! IWACHAN, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE BET!"
Iwaizumi chuckled and kissed his husband’s forehead. "Be prepared to lose dumbass."
"You know damn well I won’t."
'We’ll see."
Iwaizumi knew he was right. Atsumu had talked with him the other day asking how he asked Oikawa out. For a friend he said it was.
Iwaizumi knew damn well that it wasn’t “for a friend” but that he wanted to ask Sakusa out but just didn't know how to.
Atsumu had listened to the whole story of Iwaizumi talking about him and Oikawa pining for each other for years. He even wrote a few notes on his phone.
“For my friend” he said.
And once again, Hajime knows for sure that they’re not dating.
The whole Japan national team is gonna get a new haircut. They need their hair shorter for the upcoming season. Kageyama kindly asked his sister for help.
« Ok so who starts first ? » Miwa looked at them.
"Me please" Atsumu stood up from where he was sitting. "I need to bleach my hair. It takes more time than the others."
« You are right sir. » She smiled at him and showed him where he needed to sit for the next hour and a half.
Iwaizumi was able to hear their conversation as she was doing his hair.
And Atsumu asked the exact same question he had asked Hajime a few days prior. « How did you and Alisa-san get together? »
Miwa rambled for a whole hour about her girlfriend and Atsumu was happily listening to everything.
Meanwhile Iwaizumi could see Sakusa glaring at them. He was too far away to be able to hear what they were talking about.
When Miwa finished putting bleach on Atsumu’s hair she called Sakusa so that she could start cutting his hair.
And let me tell you, Iwaizumi thought Miwa would end up dead by the end of the session. If looks could kill, she would be sent to heaven in a few seconds.
Sakusa kept glaring at her the whole time she took care of him.
Iwaizumi would like to tell Sakusa that Atsumu wasn’t flirting with her, that she was a lesbian, and that Atsumu was actually deeply in love with him. But he couldn't.
It's much more fun to watch them pining for one another like that.
When everyone got their hair cut, Bokuto asked them if they wanted to go get a drink.
"I’m sorry I can’t Bokkun!" Hajime turned towards Atsumu. "I have to go back home. Samu is coming tomorrow and I have to clean everything.'
"I'm also going home. I don’t feel like coming." Hajime looked at Sakusa. Of course he doesn’t feel like coming, Atsumu won’t be there.
"It’s okay. Take care!" Hajime watched them leave. Once out, Sakusa took Atsumu’s hand in his.
Wtf ?
Atsumu looked at Sakusa and smiled softly.
And they left.
Hajime turned around to see if anyone had seen what he had seen, but no one seemed to have.
They’re not dating are they?
No they are not.
He was sure of it.
But the way Sakusa grabbed Atsumu’s hand… And the way they looked at each other…
No.
They can’t be together.
Iwaizumi can’t lose to Oikawa.
Oikawa knew for sure that Sakusa and Atsumu were dating.
I mean he heard more than once Sakusa call Atsumu; “Atsu.”
When he first heard this he thought he had lost his mind.
That couldn’t be Sakusa. Sakusa-I-hate-Miiya-Kiyoomi. It couldn’t be.
But then he looked. And he saw.
God he saw.
Sakusa had his hand on Atsumu’s face and he was wiping off his tears.
AND THEN HE FREAKING PUT HIS TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH !!
God Oikawa was disgusted.
So yeah. He was SURE they were dating.
God he wished he didn’t cause he didn’t wanna see that. And he’s not talking about what they did after that.
God he still has nightmares about it.
They were all hanging out in a bar. The team had just finished training and they decided to go out since it was Friday.
Everyone was here. Suna and Osamu were dancing with Komori, Akaashi was drinking with Kenma while Bokuto and Kuroo were engaged in animated conversation. Ushijima was watching Hoshiumi bother Kageyama while the poor boy was trying to cuddle Hinata. And Yaku was on the phone with Lev, who is supposed to come back to Japan in a few days.
So yeah, everything was perfect.
Except that Sakusa and Atsumu weren’t there.
"They’re together somewhere, Iwa-chan."
"Of course they are, they’re always together."
"Cause they’re dating!! » Oikawa looked at his husband. « I saw them kiss!"
"No you did not."
"I did Iwa-chan !! They’re dating. I fucking won !"
Iwaizumi had his hand on his nose. "They’re not Tooru! Atsumu literally asked me how I asked you out. He plans on asking Sakusa out. So that means they're not together."
"What?" Oikawa looked shocked. "That’s not possible. Sakusa literally calls him Atsu."
Iwaizumi punched the table. "I've had enough of this. Let's find them and ask them."
"As you wish Iwa." Tooru followed his husband.
They were looking everywhere for them but couldn’t find them anywhere.
"Where the fuck are they?!"
As soon as Iwaizumi said that, Sakusa and Atsumu appeared out of nowhere.
Atsumu was red and has hickeys all over his neck. Sakusa was just smirking.
"Where the fuck have you been, you two? We’ve been looking for you for over an hour!" it had only been 10 minutes, Oikawa is just dramatic like that.
"We were outside."
"Doing what?"
"Um...." Atsumu blushes even more and so does Sakusa.
Oikawa had enough of their bullshit. He looked at them and asked, "Are you guys dating or not?! »
"Yes."
"No."
Okay, what the fuck?
Atsumu turned towards Sakusa, redder than ever. "Excuse me ?? Since when are we dating????"
Iwaizumi looked at Oikawa. He had this “see I knew it” look on his face. Oikawa just rolled his eyes.
"What do you mean since when are we dating? Do you kiss everyone you know like that?"
"I- "Atsumu was lost for words. "You’ve never asked me out. How was I supposed to know?"
"I literally told you that I liked you and I kissed you. And that was 6 months ago."
"I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKED THE SEX !!"
Sakusa put his hand in front of his mouth. "Stop screaming! What is wrong with you?"
"You usually like it when I scream tho" He had a sly smug on his face.
"Fucking ew." Oikawa took Iwaizumi’s hand. "I’m out of here."
Iwaizumi didn’t know what to say. He wasn’t expecting so many things to happen at once.
"Fucking hell. I’m never doing shit like that ever again !"
"But you lost. And I was right. They were not dating."
"No. You were wrong. Sakusa was dating Atsumu."
"Yeah but Atsumu wasn’t dating Sakusa. So you lost."
"What even is that shit. God they’re such a mess." Oikawa put his hand on his face. "Oh, and I didn't lose either. I half won."
"So that mean that I also half won."
"So what do we do know ?"
"We can go home and just cuddle."
«"HE BET IWA, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BET"
"I know. But since I won you have to do everything I say for a week."
"You half won tho."
Hajime rolled his eyes. "Alright then, I have the first half of the week and you have the other."
"Why can’t I be first?"
Fucking hell. Because I said it first, Tooru. Now let’s go back home." Hajime took his husband’s hand, who was still pouting, and took him to the car.
Inside the bar, Sakusa and Atsumu were still arguing.
"You should have told me more clearly!"
"I thought it was fucking crystal clear."
"Well it was not Omi !!"
"How clear do you want it to be? I would tell you I love you and you would still think I hate you !!"
Atsumu was bright red. "You… You love me ?"
Sakusa seemed to realize what he had just said. His cheeks were red and his heart started beating faster. "Of course I do idiot…"
Atsumu had tears in his eyes. "Omi…" Sakusa put his hand on Atsumu’s cheeks. "I love you too Omi!!"
Sakusa wiped Atsumu’s tears away and kissed him. He loved kissing Atsumu. It made him feel so happy. Having the person he loved most in the world so close to him made him so freaking happy.
Once they pulled away Atsumu looked at his lover, eyes full of joy. "So does that mean we’re dating?"
"We've been dating for six months now, so yeah I guess."
"WE WEREN’T DATING !!"