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“Morning, Komaeda-chan!” Ouma skips over to Komaeda who was sitting at a table in the restaurant.
“Good Morning, Ouma-kun.” Komaeda smiled politely. “How are you today?”
“Considering I found a million dollars in the trash, pretty good!”
“Why would there be money on this island? It’s virtual.”
“Damn, you saw right through me! But it doesn’t matter either way since an evil supreme leader like me can get a million dollars any second I please with one phone call!” Ouma placed his hands on his hips proudly.
“Impressive, as expected from an ultimate. So what does one as great as you want with someone like me?” Ouma gasped dramatically.
“I’m shocked Komaeda-chan! Can’t I hang out with one of my friends?! Do you think that I am so cruel as to need something to hang out with you?” Ouma started crying loudly, attracting attention from others in the restaurant while Komaeda sat there with a patient smile.
“Aha, I think you're lying.” Oumas tears stopped as quickly as they came.
“Yeah, wow you're on the ball today.” Oum sits down on the table. “Well Saihara-chan is mad at me for my last prank on Kee-boy so he won't hang out with me and I’m boooooooorrrreeedd. And Hinata-chan said your the least boring person here-”
“Hinata-kun said that?! Komaedas face lit up and started tinting pink. “Ahhh he really is a kind person to say such a thing.” Komaeda gripped his own arms looking like he was trying to contain himself. Ouma almost was about to say it was a lie but decided against it.
“Anywayyy…” Ouma was starting to see what made this guy “interesting”.
The two chatted for a bit, Ouma continued to spout lies as usual while Komaeda listened, pointing out lies here and there and going on the occasional rant about hope.
The two caught the eye of Souda when he walked into the restaurant to get breakfast.
“Oh Hi guys… are you two like on a um date?” Ouma and Komaeda shot each other confused glances before an evil smirk appeared on Oumas face.
“Why? Are you jealous?”
“What!? No!”
“Nishishi, well too bad Komaeda-chan is all mine and you can’t have him!” Ouma reached over the table and hugged Komaedas face. “I don't care how much you beg him he's not going out with you!”
“I’M NOT GAY!” Souda yells before Ouma gasps loudly, letting go of Komaedas face.
“Ohmigod, Komaeda-chan, Souda-chan is homophobic!” Ouma exclaims, making sure the entire restaurant hears him loud and clear. Souda looks around frantically.
“I’M N-NOT-”
“The answer to your question is no we are not on a date.” Komaeda interrupts as it looks like Souda is on the brink of tears. Ouma sits back in his seat.
“Yeah duh, why did you even assume that in the first place HUH?”
“‘Cause-! Ugh why do I even try with you two! I’m leaving!” Souda stomps out of the restaurant with his face all red.
“Nishishishi, that was great!”
“Your knack for causing trouble is truly Super High School level!”
“Psh I didn’t even have to try! Souda-Chan brought that on himself!”
“I do wonder what could have made Souda-Kun think we were on a date,” Komaeda looked pensive. “We aren't looking particularly affectionate to each other so I wonder why he thought someone like you would tarnish yourself with someone like me. Hmm.”
“Yeahhh, I know why.” Ouma rolled his eyes.
Komaeda cocks his head to the side like a confused dog.
“Huh? Why?”
“C’mon, Komaeda-Chan… It's cuz we’re both,” Ouma does the hand gesture
(You know the one). Komaeda blinks trying to understand what Ouma just did and Ouma questions if the guy in front of him is screwing with him or if he's just that clueless.
“What-”
“Jesus christ Komaeda-Chan, GAY! HOMOSEXUAL!” Ouma yells as if Komaeda couldn't hear.
“You think I’m… gay?”
“Well you don’t exactly hide it. You quite literally drool, gross btw, when you’re around Hinata-Chan in a swimsuit.” Ouma snorts but then watches Komaeda go quiet. Ouma wonders if maybe this wasn't the thing to joke about apparently. Jesus, did he really not know it was that obvious?
“Huh. I didn't know I was gay…”
Wait what.
Ouma chokes on his own spit.
“Wha-wait-wait wait, Hold it, you’ve been thinking you’ve been thinking you’ve been exhibiting straight behavior this whole time??”
“Well I never really thought about myself in a relationship, since I’m basically human garbage no one would ever want to-”
“I’m going to cut you off before you kill the vibes, but SERIOUSLY?! You… are definitely not boring. Take that as a compliment or not, whatever floats your boat Nishishi.”
Komaeda doesn’t look upset at all thankfully but very thoughtful.
“Hey Ouma-Kun, what do I do with this information now?”
-Later-
“Hinata-kun! Guess what I just learned!” Hinata was frankly afraid . Komaeda was rushing up to him with Ouma behind him with a creepy shit eating grin.