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IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
DOCEO PERCEPTO IS STUPID ASS WRITER.
THEY WROTE SUCH A SMUTTY FIC.
THATS RIGHT!
THEY WHIPPED OUT THEIR GREASY ASS LAPTOP AND THEY WROTE SUCH A SMUTTY FIC AND THEY SAID THEIR FIC WAS THIS BIG!!!!
AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT ON MY AO3.COM
DOCEO PERCEPTO YOU GOT A SMALL FIC!
ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS ONE SHOT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY FIC LOOKS LIKE!
KABOOM!!!!
THATS RIGHT BABY!
ALL PLOT NO SMUT NO BEASTS.
LOOK AT THAT ITS LIKE NUMBER SEVEN IN TOP TEN.
THEY WROTE SUCH SMUT SO GUESS WHAT IM WRITING THE FICS.
HERE IT IS MY SUPER LASER FIC!!!
EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA WRITE FICS ON THE EARTH.
IM GONNA GO HIGHER!
IM FICCIN ON THE MOOOOOOON!!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FERVID!?
I FICCED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE FIC DRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE EARTH!!
NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FIC ON YOU TOO!!!