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Nile: "Joe, you're close to 1000 years old, so why do you feel the need to dress like a frat boy?"
Joe: "Because I look so good. Just ask Nicky."
Nicky: "Joe is right, so where should I begin? Legs? Arms? Hairstyle? No, I know it, the ass."
Nile: "And I'm leaving. Have fun with your frat boy."
Nicky: "Are you sure you don't want to hear about what the shorts does to Joe's ass?"
Joe raises his hand with a big smile: "I want to hear all about it. And in Italian, please. You got a damn sexy voice, babe."