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  1. Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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