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Iono created "The Paldean Crackheads + Larry"

Iono added 10 others!

Iono changed their nickname to "Poggers"

Vaultin' Veluza: What in the World

Poggers: Hey, guys! Welcome to the chat!

Soapberry: Good morning, Iono! I must say, this was a wonderful idea!

Larry.: do i have to be here

Hassel: Yes, Larry, you do.

Avant Garde: @Poggers, I have a question of extreme importance!

Pogger: Wuzzat?

Avante Garde: Is she here

Poggers: She never will be

Avante Garde: oh thank arceus

The OG: I love you Iono baby

Fashion Queen: Iono is our queen

You don't not know the extent of the beef I have with that bitch

no.: im glad we all hate her

trans genner: Even Poppy hates her

Poppy: Grandpa Brassius told me she's a blue waffle

Avante Garde is offline

Larry.: hassel's going to kill him

Poggers: oof lmao L bozo

Vaultin' Veluza: What does that mean?

Larry.: L + ratio

Poggers: YAS LARRY

Just like I taught you

That's my dad I'm so proud

Soapberry: ?

trans genner: What have you done with Larry

Fashion Queen: Improved him.

The OG: baby you can't improve what's already perfect

no.: i hate it here

Poggers: Hold on I gotta make some improvements

Poggers changed Larry.'s name to "Father"

Poggers changed Avant Garde's name to "Gay gay homosexual gay"

Poggers changed Hassel's name to "(Grand)Father"

Poggers changed Poppy's name to "literal baby"

Gay gay homosexual gay: Put me back.

Now.

Poggers: No >:3

Gay gay homosexual gay: I am outside your house 

Father: that's not very avante garde of you 

Poggers: That's my dad !

Gay gay homosexual gay: You're next Larry

literal baby: Grandpa Brassius did you kill that boy for me?

(Grand)Father: I left you with her for 3 hours

And you killed a child

Gay gay homosexual gay: I DID NOT KILL A CHILD

lets just say I taught him a lesson

Father: by kicking him to the asado desert

Soapberry: Oh my

no.: what did he do tho

literal baby: He called me a stupid doo doo head

trans genner: Ok yeah we're killing him

Father: also speaking of father i need to add someone to the chat

iono help me

Poggers: AW YOU FINALLY ASKED FOR HELP

I'M SO PROUD OF MY DAD

Father: it will never happen again

Father added Arven to the chat

Gay gay homosexual gay: who the hell is Arven

Father: my son

Poggers: OMG BROTHER ?

Gay gay homosexual gay: Larry when did you ever have a son

Or sex for that matter

no.: L

Father: i get more bitches than you ever will

Poggers: BAHAHA

The OG: I think he's dead

Gay gay homosexual gay: I IN FACT HAVE A BITCH

(Grand)Father: Are you calling me a bitch?

Gay gay homosexual gay: no Hass you're an angel

Fashion Queen: Guys this is cute and all that but LARRY YOU HAVE A SON!?

Arven: I hate it here

Father: me too son

Poggers: BROTHER

Arven: Oh hey Iono

trans genner: Larry has 2 children now

Gay gay homosexual gay: Oh you're Sada and Turo's kid right

Larry isn't much better just saying

Arven: He may be at work alot but he's still around more than they were

Also you're lucky I'm not depressed about that anymore or Larry would've killed you

Father: i still will if you want i don't mind

Arven: I would prefer not to have one of my godfather's die but if he annoys me then yes

Father: noted

Gay gay homosexual gay: Wait godfather

(Grand)Father: Brassie I already told you

Gay gay homosexual gay: Larry you have like 10 kids stop

Father: you have poppy you can't talk

no offense kid

literal baby: I love you more Uncle Larry

Gay gay homosexual gay is offline

Vaultin' Veluza: Welp

Anyway congrats on the new son Larry

Soapberry: I'm excited to get to know our son!

Arven: Our?

The OG: Welcome to the family son

no.: you cannot escape

Father: if you want we can move regions

i know a guy in alola

Arven: Yes please

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Arven: @Poggers Dad said I can add a couple friends to the chat is that good

Poggers: Yepperoni!

Gay gay homosexual gay: who the hell says that

Arven added four others

Father: im glad i can meet your friends son

Nemona: OMG ARVEN YOU HAVE A DAD

AND OTHER FRIENDS

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

trans genner: We're not just friends

He has a supportive loving family now

Gay gay homosexual gay: a family full of dumb shitheads

Nemona: ARVEN YOU HAVE A FAMILY I'M SO PROUD OF YOU HJSKDLJHJ

Penny: i wish i had a family like you arven

Arven: Team Star?

Penny: they count but i meant like parents

Soapberry: Wait you don't have a family dearie?

Florian: Nope not really 

Penny is an orphan actually 

Nemona and I just got left in the school's care by our parents

I went back to my house yesterday and turns out my mom just dipped

Nemona: Man I had that whole mansion too

Arven: And then there's me (._. )

Father: hassel how would you feel about being the godfather of 4 kids

Gay gay homosexual gay: LARRY

(Grand)Father: Oh that would be delightful!

Gay gay homosexual gay: HASS NO

GEETA DOESN'T PAY US ENOUGH FOR THIS

Father: okay kids you live with me now

Nemona: FATHER

Florian: Don't adopt us tho bc then I'd be dating my brother

Arven: (-_-)

Penny: hey iono give me admin for a sec

Poggers: K :3

Penny is now an admin

Penny added 4 others

Penny changed multiple nicknames

Todoroki: perfect 👌

DJ Vice: Aye!

The cool one: Thank you 😌

samich: what.

What are those: Hey >:/

DJ Vice: I mean...

William Steadysphere: Please don't start this again Momo...

Fist of the North Star: Yeah I don't want to have to scrape you off the floor once Mela's done with you

DJ Vice: I take it back I take it back-

Vaultin' Veluza: Um... what's happening?

no.: idek anymore man

Crazy bitch: Wait is that Team Star :D

Todoroki: i mean i had to add my guys

wait should i add clavell >:3

Crazy Bitch: Oh hell yeah!

Todoroki added Clavell to chat

Todoroki changed Clavell's nickname

Clive sus: Oh. Hello. :)

Bri'ish: Hi Santa

samich: So dad who's that guy you know in Alola

Bri'ish: Wait Larry you know people in Alola

I know people in Galar that know people in Alola :D

Father: ah.

samich: Why do I have a bad feeling about this-