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Buses suck.
Like suck really bad.
It may be because Jeongguk is a socially awkward loner with an obsession of sarcastically answering other people's conversation.
Quietly of course. Because saying it out was rude. And Jeongguk was somehow decent enough to not be too rude.
And besides, Buses may be the only haven he has in which he could properly take a nap. Because Jimin-the fucking midget- snores like a pterodactyl whilst immitating seal noises in the background accompanied by a dying whale.
So yeah, buses may not be that bad.
Until his head connects with the seat in front of him when the bus driver stepped too hard on the brake.
Either Jeongguk had a sixth sense, but even in his hazy state, his eyes caught the cute brunet standing beside him-there was no space left to sit down- topple forward and Jeongguk caught the other's arm midway from face planting.
And he didn't know why his mouth chose to speak at that time, but Jeongguk does not regret anything.
"I think you just fell for me"
Jeongguk may have been stoned during that time but the blush he received was satisfying to say the least.
Besides, all of the bus' occupants applauding him was rather enjoying. From behind him, he heard a guy scream 'Dude, you got mad game!'
The cute brunet ducked his head, the biggest blush on his face and only then Jeongguk realized what his mouth had said.
"Oh my fucking dick, I have the sex appeal of a maths book"
Again his mouth betrayed him and he ignored the chuckles he received from the other's in return.
He ignored the shout of 'I'd let you do things to me so vile even Satan would cower!' From behind him that sounded distinctly like a man.
Jeongguk could only stare in horror as the cute brunet-that was definitely his ideal type just from appearance- smile slightly before answering him.
"I don't know that but...I have never met anyone who opened a maths book and didn't say 'Fuck me'"
That was fucking smooth, Oh my sweet baby jesus.
Jeongguk could feel his mouth go dry and both him and the adorable brunet appeared to be in their own little world that was broken by the sounds of catcalling and whistling from the others.
"Oh my god, Just fuck!"
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"What!? Jeon fucking Jeongguk, you did that!?"
From beside him, Jimin repeatedly shook his collar and Jeongguk could only stare at Jimin.
The only sound that snapped both of them out was the sudden notification from his phone. Jeongguk took it and his mouth dropped in shock.
Jimin, curious at his reaction, grabbed the phone before imitating the very same expression Jeongguk sported.
"He fucking sent you a friend request on Facebook!?"