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Lots of Comedy Tekken Drabbles

Summary:

An ongoing mini-'series' that consists of a lot of 200-400 word drabble-like pieces, featuring comic hijinks between Lars Alexandersson, Jin Kazama, and Alisa Bosconovich. Others appear sometimes; so far Lee Chaolan, Sergei Dragunov, Hwoarang and Lili Rochefort have appeared as well. These are sort of cute, dumb things; with very goofy slapstick humor, any violence is light and done for humor, and they're generally fine for everyone though some involve dirty humor/innuendo; nothing really over PG-13 type stuff though. Hints of Lars/Alisa.

Personalities are adapted for humor purposes. There a rudimentary sticking to canon, but liberties are DEFINITELY taken for comedy.

These are 'Speed Writes'; I write them in one go, do a spellcheck, and run. I use them for writing practice and exercise, and to do something different and for a wider age range than my usual erotic action stuff. These are a series in a loose sense; one might reference another but they're very open and random. They sort of take place in the same 'Continuum.' Apparently Lars, Alisa, and Jin are roommates in a big mansion in them, I guess, maybe bought for them by Lili Rochefort? I have no idea. I hope you enjoy these though! They get very silly.

Chapter 1: Coffee Capers

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Jin stared on as Lars ripped his shirt off, glowering at the scene in front of him. He flexed a moment, cracking his neck.

He plunged his hand into something that Jin could not make out, grabbing a fistful and glaring at it. Lightning coursed through his body as he powered up, his lips curling into a snarl.

Alisa blinked, looking up from the book she was reading as she walked into the other room, confused. She peeked around the corner, her hair standing up slightly as her eyes grew slightly wide. She stood back slightly, almost worried for Jin who began to grow a bit pale. She shut her eyes.

The lightning reached a fever pitch before he finally yelled out; it dying down almost as suddenly as it picked up, whatever it was in his hands seemingly overheated…and almost smelled roasted. He then closed his fist, audibly crushing something. Alisa winced, hoping that Lars did not suddenly go mad and turn on his nephew.

Lars swept his hand around dramatically, opening his hand and dumping the dark powder out into the glass container with a flourish, adding boiling water and placing it in front of Jin. He added the top to the french press and placed a mug next to him. He folded his arms, blowing some of his hair out of his eye that had fallen. Alisa opened her eyes, peeking in.

Jin’s expression changed from worried to almost exasperated. He looked up at him, rolling his eyes.

”Did you seriously have to go through all of that for a cup of coffee.”

Lars shrugged. ”So freshly roasted and ground isn’t good enough for you? I suppose you would have had me go to Starbucks instead.”

Jin sighed, realizing it may be one of those days.