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Techno was walking around the Tundra with Chat in his piglin form when he saw a nether portal but instead of it being purple, it was pink. He opened his communicator, so he could ask the others who were awake if the portal was part of the new update.
<Technoblade> Hey guys?
<Technoblade> I see a weird portal in the Tundra
<Technoblade> Is it part of the new update?
<Tubbo_> I don't think there is a new portal update?
<Tommyinnit> CAN I SEE THE POTARL
<Tommyinnit> *PORTAL
<Technoblade> You want to walk all the way through the Tundra to see a portal??
<Tommyinnit> YEAH AND TUBBO'S COMING WITH ME
<Tubbo_> Yeah!
Techno sighed before looking over at Chat, "What do you think this is Chat?" he asked.
Idk
Go through it!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'll pay $20 for you to go through!
Before he could say anything, he felt a tug and was sucked into the portal as a swirl of darkness and a feeling of dizziness covered his vision.
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[Technoblade left the game]
<Tommyinnit> WTF????
<Tubbo_> HUH???
Techno woke up to see that he was in front of a door, he looked around, confused on how he got there. But as he stood up, he noticed that the eyes weren't behind him anymore and he was in his human form.
He sighed before looking towards the door and opened it. Inside, he saw only a few people in the classroom. He decided to avoid them like they were the plague, while waiting for something to happen Techno decided to check his surroundings.
When he didn't see anything strange, he then tried to check his inventory but found out he couldn't open it, he did feel his sword under his cape though. A few hours went by, and Techno was daydreaming because he was bored out of his mind when a guy with spiky brown hair came into the classroom.
Spiky brown haired guy: ...Huh?
Girl with long bag: ...Who goes there?
Spiky brown haired guy: ...Eh?
Blonde haired girl: Um...are you alright? You look quite pale...
Spiky brown haired guy: Ah, um...
Red haired girl: Hey, could you be... You're a freshman at this school, right?
Spiky brown haired guy: Ah, then...you're all...?
Hot pink haired guy: See for yourself. We're all freshmen, too.
Techno looked at the guy standing at the door, who looked a little scared, with a bored expression, and thought, 'He looks like a nerd.' "I assume...freshmen like us have gathered in this classroom." A girl with light pink hair states, the guy was quiet before the fat guy called out to him, "...Hey, why don't you just come inside for now?"
"Eh? Ah, yes of course!" Spiky exclaims before stepping inside, closing the door behind him, and sitting in an open seat in the back of the classroom, which happens to be the one right next to Techno.
Everyone was silently watching the guy sit at the desk next to Techno when he asked, "Um...excuse me?" "...What is it?" The fat guy asked, "Why are we all gathered in this classroom? No one said anything about coming here, so...is there like an entrance ceremony or homeroom happening right now?"
"Actually...we were just about to discuss that matter." The fat guy said, "Discuss?" Spiky asked, confused. 'Man, I want a bell...' Techno thought with a sigh as the fat guy answered the spiky haired guy, "Well...since you are the last student to arrive, let's start the discussion." The fat guy states, "Eh, this is everyone? How do you know?" A girl with horns in her hair asks.
Fat guy: There are only 17 desks in this classroom, and this guy is the seventeenth student... It's obvious if you bother to think about it...!
Chef guy: And just what are we gonna talk about? The reason we're all gathered here in this classroom?
Fat guy: First, I need to confirm something. Out of everyone here... Is there anyone who actually remembers how they came to this classroom?
Spiky: Eh!?
Everyone looked around at each other, the same surprised look was on everyone's faces...Not one person raised their hand. "So before you realized it, you were in this classroom...Then everyone here is in the same predicament..." The fat guy states.
"No matter how you look at it, it's unnatural. Even you stupid-looking ones would agree, right?" He adds, "I-It sure is strange. Nobody actually remembers how they came here..." The red haired girl says before realizing what he had called them, "...Hey! What do you mean, 'stupid-looking'!?"
"The moment you set foot on campus, you felt a strange dizziness, and now you're here and you don't know why... That is what I experienced before I arrived here. Am I correct in assuming that's true of all of you?" The fat guy says, 'I actually don't know where I am... What the heck is a campus??' Techno thinks.
Spiky stutters, "Th-That happened to me too, but..." But then he was interrupted by a short guy wearing a chef's hat exclaiming, "Eh!? That dizziness wasn't just me? Everyone felt the same dizziness...that's just weird!" Techno had to cover his ears since he was so loud.
Nurse girl: E-Even if it's just a coincidence...it feels too good to be true..."
Fat guy: So you're saying it's not just a coincidence, then.
Blonde haired girl: ...Hm?
Fat guy: Meaning...we can only speculate who's responsible for this strange phenomenon.
"Hah! I don't know what you're so worried about, but that doesn't sound like a huge deal..." The buff guy states, "...What do you mean?" The guy with hot pink hair asks. "I mean it's a minor problem. Instead of trying to figure out why we're here, we should try to figure out why we can't leave..."
"Huh? Whaddaya mean we can't leave?" A girl with brown hair asks, "Eh!? S-Seriously!?" The chef guy exclaims in fear before running over to the door in the front of the classroom and trying to open it with all his might but it only makes a clattering noise.
*Clatter-clatter-clatter!*
Techno sees this and gets up from his chair as well and looks over to the window next to him when the chef says, "I-It won't open! I can't open it!" Techno tries out the windows for himself and he gets the same result, "Huh? The windows aren't opening either..." He states, making the others shocked at both his voice, since they haven't heard him speak yet, and the fact that the windows wouldn't open either.
Red haired girl: ...Huh, why?
Buff guy: A little while after I got here, I tried to go take a shit... But that door wouldn't budge at all!
Hot pink haired guy: Hey, hey... what's going on?
Buff guy: Even with all my might, I couldn't open it! It'd be absolutely impossible for all of you... But it's surprising that the windows aren't opening either.
A girl wearing pigtails: Eh? What do you mean you couldn't open it? Why? That's not possible!
Spiky: S-She's right! It's impossible! Because when I went through the door, it opened normally... It wasn't locked at all...! A-And the windows should open if, during the summer, it gets too hot!
Techno decides to zone out for a bit, trying to see if he could remember anything before being in front of the door but then he hears a voice saying, "Ah, you're wrong. This is not an exam." "What was that just now?" The fat guy asks, "Hey, fatass... Why'd you make that cutesy voice all of a sudden?" A guy in a suit asks, "I won't dispute your blunt remark about my weight. But that voice wasn't mine..." The fat guy states.
"...Huh? Then whose is it?" The girl with brown hair asks "Um, it was actually mine!" The voice exclaims, "Who's there!? Where are you!?" The buff guy yells, "It sounds like it came from behind the teacher's desk..." The girl with light pink hair states.
Everyone then looks at the teacher's desk, "Alright! I see everyone has arrived! Let's begin!" The voice said excitedly and behind the desk a bunny looking plushie came out from behind.
Girl with blonde hair: What...is that...?
Red haired girl: Um...it looks like a stuffed animal...
Stuffed animal: That's right, I am a squeezably soft stuffed animal. Magical Miracle Girl⭐Usami...A.K.A Usami! I may not look like it, but I am your squeezably soft teacher. Nice to meet you all!
Chef guy: H-huh? Am I hallucinating? Am I the only one who's seeing this?
Techno: You're not alone...
Hot pink haired guy: Nah, I see it too...
Brown haired girl: What's with this talkin' Chihuahua!?
"Eh!? That's a Chihuahua!?" The girl with horns asked, "...Does everyone here know what a rabbit is?" Usami asked, "It's a lovable animal that's very fluffy and soft. That's what I am! A singing, dancing, talking rabbit mascot!" she said.
Chef guy: H-Hold on! Let me process this first!
Usami: Okie-dokie!
Chef guy: Um...what do you guys think? I-I've never seen a stuffed animal that can sing, dance, and talk before...
Techno: I think we're all just hallucinating.
Chef guy: B-But that can't be...! I remember walking onto the campus and feeling dizzy!
Techno: Well, I don't know what to tell you. This is either a hallucination or the real thing...
Guy in suit: I-It's probably remote controlled or something... Don't act like such a pussy over a child's toy.
Hot pink haired guy: EEeven if it's remote controlled, doesn't it look too lifelike? That's pretty advanced for a toy...
Fat guy: Its movements and mannerisms are not the issue. More importantly, based on what it just said... It seems you know something about our current situation...!
Usami: Of course I do! I'm the lead teacher of this school trip!
Techno: 'What the heck is a school??'
Techno had unconsciously zoned out (A/N: This is totally not a way to speed through this :]) for a while until he felt the ground shaking and then the air flying through his hair as he came back to reality and saw that the classroom had split open and showed a view of a tropical island, "Huh?" Spiky said shocked and confused, as well as all the others.
Spiky: What...the hell is this!?
Chef guy: Um... Wha-Wha-What!?
Hot pink haired guy: This is a joke...right?
Girl with horns: Wh-Where are we!?
Techno: Heh!?
Red haired girl: Huh!? Wh-What's going on!?
"Everyone! Please stay calm!" Usami exclaimed "There is no reason to panic! See~? Look around! Feast your eyes on this beautiful ocean... It's like your heart is being washed clean, isn't it...? It washes away everything...even all the bad things..."
Techno planned to get his sword out to protect himself but the girl with a bag's voice stopped him, "Hold on, give us the details...! Where in the world are we?"
"'Where,' you ask...? Well, obviously we're...out where it's better! Out where it's wetter! ...Out by the sea!" She finishes Techno grimaces in the last half of the sentence. "I-I understand this is the sea, but...what are we doing here!?" The nurse exclaims.
Since Techno's ears were sensitive in his human form, he had to cover them from how loud everyone was screaming, "You know...your throat's gonna get hoarse if you keep screaming like that." Usami states, "But...we were just at school and now we're by the sea... This is impossible..." The blonde haired girl states.
"Please do not worry. The school trip has just started! That's all!" Usami said, "But, like, why are we on a school trip all of a sudden!? You totally skipped all~ the stuff that comes first!" The girl with horns exclaims.
Spiky: Sh-She's right...! We're supposed to be attending Hope's Peak Academy.
Usami: Ah, Hope's Peak Academy... I see~, I see~... You don't say... You guys are feeling unsure about Hope's Peak Academy. Then, in that case... Please forget about Hope's Peak Academy! That's why we're having a school trip in the first place!
"...Huh?" Spiky asks, "The hell you mean we should forget about it!?" The guy in the tuxedo yells, "Hey...what are you? Just what are you scheming?" The fat guy asks, "Wha-What!? I'm not scheming anything! I'm doing this for everyone's sake! I'm praying that from the bottom of my heart hope will grow within everyone's hearts! There's nothing dangerous on this island whatsoever! So please, there is no reason to worry at all!" She exclaims.
"Island...? Did you just say 'island'?" A guy with white hair asks, "Yup, and it is certainly beautiful. It was prepared just for us, an island free from other people and danger." She explains.
"Are you saying...that this island is uninhabited?" spiky asked "Perhaps...you brought us to this uninhibited island to kill each other...!?" The white haired guy exclaims while he visibly sweats, "Ha-wa!? K-Kill each other!?" Usami exclaims in shock; Techno decides to not listen anymore because it has gotten boring.
He then heard someone fall, and when he looked over, he saw Spiky unconscious. Everyone was shocked that he had fainted, Usami checked on him, and when she confirmed he was all right, she gave out a tablet to everyone and said, "These are called E-handbooks, they are unbreakable." She then put the last remaining e-handbook in Spiky's pocket.
She then turned to everyone and said, "If you really~ want to get off the island, you have to get enough hope shards with everyone..." Before leaving, everyone decided to get it over with and introduced themselves one by one. When it was Techno's turn, he cleared his throat and introduced himself. "My name is Technoblade but just call me Techno, I'm the Ultimate...Potato Farmer."
Everyone was confused about what his ultimate was, so someone asked, "How did you get your ultimate?" To which Techno responds, "I just beat someone in a Potato war by planting 500 million potatoes in 7 months. Not that big of a deal..." Everyone, who was awake, was shocked that he was able to plant 500 million potatoes within 7 months.
After the introductions, everyone went to check out the island. Techno saw a place with a lot of tiny cottages, on the sign it said: 'Hotel site' When he entered, he took a look around and saw a pixelated version of his face on one of the mailboxes. He assumed that this cottage was his, and so he opened the door and saw that the inside was an almost comfy room.
On the far side of the cottage was a bed with a book on top of it, Techno looked at it with curiosity before walking over and picking the book up to read the contents. He realized that the inside was all Greek Mythology, the ones he loved to read or to read to Tommy.
He looked to his right and saw that there was a bookshelf, he went up to it and scanned through the spines when he saw a button camouflaged within the bookshelf. He made a mental note to check it out later when he had the time.
Techno exits his cottage and heads over to the big building behind the pool. When he entered, he saw stairs leading up, so he went upstairs. When he got there, he saw Sonia Nevermind: Ultimate Princess (Since he is an anarchist he doesn't like her and does not want to talk to her at all) and Teruteru Hanamura: Ultimate Cook.
He decides to walk past them and head to the kitchen to look around, as he's looking around, he sees a box full of potatoes. He grabs one and heads out of the kitchen to eat it when he sees Nagito Komaeda: Ultimate Lucky Student and Spiky talking to Teruteru and Sonia.
When they finished talking Nagito saw Techno and smiled, he looked over at Hajime and pointed at him. Both of them walk up to him while he's still holding the potato in his hand. Nagito greets him with a smile, "Hello Techno! I'm just introducing Hajime to everyone since he fainted before we introduced ourselves." Before Techno could introduce himself, Spiky—Hajime looked at the potato in his hand and asked, "...Hey, why do you have a potato in your hand?"
Techno just bit into it and said "It's my snack..." Before adding "The name's Technoblade but just call me Techno, I'm the Ultimate Potato Farmer." Nagito then looked at Hajime and said, "He said that he got his ultimate by beating someone in a potato war by planting 500 million potatoes in seven months."
Techno saw the shocked expression on Hajime's face for a few seconds before it turned back into his resting face and introduced himself, "Yeah... I'm Hajime Hinata." "Hajime doesn't remember his ultimate but we'll try to get him to remember..." Nagito explained.
"...Huh, you're not the only one who doesn't know something. I don't even know why I'm here. I don't even know what a school is." This shocked the two, "Huh!? How do you not know what a school is!?" Hajime askes. "I don't know what to tell you, I've been all over the place for the past 17 years." Techno says as he shrugs.
Nagito and Hajime were shocked, but Nagito smiled before clearing his throat, "Well, the place we're supposed to be at is called Hope's Peak Academy, it's a government-funded, elite high school that recruits the top students from every field imaginable to inspire hope."
Techno stared at him with a surprised expression before turning around and started walking away while saying "Thanks for telling me, I'll see you around. Later nerds." Before disappearing from their sights, what they didn't know was that Techno was fuming, wondering how in the world did he end up in a government funded school. In his eyes, anything that has something to do with the government is the government.
(A/N: Just so you know Techno's cottage will be anywhere you can think of in the boy's cottages area.)
Techno then went inside his cottage and grabbed a random book, which happened to be: The Art of War by Sun Tzu. He sits down on his bed and begins reading. While reading, the giant black window in his room went off and he heard Usami's voice come from it.
*Ding dong, bing bong*
"Congratulations everyone!" Usami congratulated "It appears that everyone has finished collecting the Hope Fragments! I'm...*sniff*... I'm so happy... Sooo...I've prepared a present for everyone that'll make you all very~ happy! I apologize for the trouble, but please gather at the beach! Tee hee hee! May shining hope be with you all!" She finishes before the monitor turns off.
Since the hotel site was closer to the beach, Techno got up from his bed and headed to the beach with the book in his hand. 'I wonder what type of present she will give us... I hope it's something useful.' He thought.
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A/N: Hello everyone! I am very sorry, I accidentally unpublished and deleted the book on wattpad. I have rewritten the first few chapters (for you older readers) as a sorry!
I hope you all have a good day/evening/night!