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It really was amazing how much food Beel could consume, and how quickly.
He was hardly delicate in his eating, but somehow it was still adorable, as you sit opposite him in the diner booth, watching him pack away his fifth cheeseburger, knowing there would be so much more food to come.
“Hey Beel… did you ever think of starting a mukbang channel”? It was a stupid idea, but you had wanted to ask for a while, and now was as good a time as any.
Beel chews thoughtfully, swallowing.
“Hmmm… what’s that”? He replies.
“It’s a human world thing. You get to eat lots of food, and people watch online”
“Oh that’s what it’s called”? He responds plainly “Mammon got me to try it once. He said it would make lots of money, but it turns out the amount of food I eat cost more money than he could make, so he scrapped the idea” And at that he takes another bite of his burger, chewing noisily as ever.
“Of course” you sigh . Of course Mammon already thought of it and tried it. He would try anything to make a few Grimm.
And so you turn to your milkshake, sipping it through the straw, as you continue to watch Beel… at least you could enjoy being his private audience, whenever you wanted.