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hey. you guys! before you read this please listen to the song here it really is going to add a lot of depth and context! lisyen to it here otherwise please click out of this fic 😚: https://youtu.be/G8UnFs3mujk
LISTEN TO IT ON LOOP! alright you guys time for the story 😋😋😊😊!!
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“tsukasa kun…!”
rui was currently holding a pride flag behind him in frknt of tsukasa! his plan was to become a smooth sailor and confess to tsukasa, then swiftly pull out the pride behind him and cover tsukasa like a blanket! it was mizukis idea, they sounded like they were joking when they told rui to do it like this, but rui being the dumb pooper he is, decided it was a good idea!
“what is it rui!”
“tsukasa kun i!! i!!!”
“i know.”
ruis eyes opened in shock because his eyes were closed before! if you dont know how that means its basically what happens when you sleep at night! your eyelids go over your eyes and you csnt see anymore!
“what do you mean!1?1?1?2”
“i know you are a huge homosexual and deeply in love with me.”
ruis jaw dropped! like it actually did im not even exaggerating or anything! his jaw has a condition where its flexible and sometimes it drops out of the blue and he has to drag it behind him! this is the real reason whyhe was bullied!
all of a sudden,! this mf mikka shows up out of the blue! it turns out she was inside the pride flag this whole time and rui was carrying her like a sack of potatoes! oh my god is that a becoming potatoes reference!? is mikka actually a potato!!?!? is she the real meaning behind the becoming potaotes song and gay halloween event where ruikas amakr out!1!?1!? stay tuned for next time where we answer these wuestions!
back to the stiry! mikka jumps out of the pride flag like a big poop and screams “wait!” tsukasa tenmas eyes bulge out in big hearts like in cartoons idk how to explain it .!
she goes up to tsukasa while rui is in shick and his jaw is dropped down still! now that i think about it thats probably the reason why tsukasa rejected him! becausebhe doesnt want to kiss rui like that.!! oops did i just say spoilers 🤭🤭🤭 teehee im so clumsy and quirky !
mikka shrieks “i love you too!” to tenma tsukasa ! ewewewewwwwww! rui tries to speak but due to his e·lon·gat·ed
/əˈlôNGˌɡādəd,ēˈläNGˌɡādəd/
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adjective
long in relation to width, especially unusually so.
"the males are smaller and have more elongated bodies"
jaw and mouth, he unfortunately cant speak!
even so rui somehow speaks “i love you more!” as a declaration of love! wow this sounds so familiar! almost as if im taking the scenario from tomadachi life!
“tsukasa who do you choose!!!”
that boom sound that goes on each of their faces and ends on tsukasa happens for extra suspense
“i choose mikka!”
the world stops and all of a sudden …………!!!..!!!!!
BOOMWAWAWAWAWAAAWA!!!!!
A SHOOTING STAR HAS KICKED TSUKASA TENMA IN THE FACE!
“OMG WHAT IS THAT!”
RUIS JAW ONLY ELONGATES FURTHER DUE TO HIS SURPRISE! OMG!
THE BRIGHT LIGHT FADES AND… ITS LIAMIA!!!!!
“MIKKASA IS A BAD SHIP! I REST MY CASE!” SHE SAYS
THEY ARE START LAUGHING AS TSUKASA SLOWLY FALLS OFF THE GROUND SOMEHOW??? HE FALLS THROGUH THE GROUND INTO HIS GRAVE WHY ARE THEY ALL LAUGHING OMG SO SUSPENSEFUL!1!??!!!@
AFTER THEIR LAUGHTER FOR NO REASON CALMS DOWN. MIKKA SAYS!! “LIAMIA YOU SILLY GOOBER ! DONT YOU REMEMBER! RUIKASA IS A BAD SHIP AND IS ONLY GOOD AS PLATONIC!”
liamia slaps herself in the face! “wow how could i forget! im so clumsy and silly oh my god!”
rui chimes in “wow thats so offensive, she has memory loss so you cant accuse her of that!”
“SHUT UP RUI” THEY BOTH CHime in unison
“time to ressurect that dumbass tsukasa tenma!” liamia pulls sukasa out of the sunken ground and he is alive as ever! he gives a look of disgust toward rui because 1.GAY and 2.HIS JAW SND MOUTH IS SO LONG!
ON THE OTHER HAND!! he runs up straight to mikka and he says “i love women!”
they are all happy the end as rui dies with his jaw elongated like that forever!
you still better be listening to that sojg!
ok you can turn it off now.