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sometimes we throw shit at tetsu
> the world famous kodzuken set Kuroo Tetsurou’s nickname to: loser
> hope u diechi set Kuroo Tetsurou’s nickname to: loser bitch
> it’s tsukiSHIMA set Kuroo Tetsurou’s nickname to: giant loser bitch
> pretty bitch set Kuroo Tetsurou’s nickname to: huge giant loser BITCH
huge giant loser BITCH: i don’t think i like this chat
pretty bitch: sry the people have spoken
huge giant loser BITCH: oikawa i am going to kick your ass into orbit
the world famous kodzuken: like how you kicked his ass into orbit in smash bros?
the world famous kodzuken: oh wait
huge giant loser BITCH: i don’t like this smash bros hierarchy
huge giant loser BITCH: i just try to have fun with my FRIENDS who i LOVE DEARLY and i lose a FEW TIMES and now i’m being publicly shamed
mommy: last week when you beat koutarou you sent 85 screenshots of your scores and then set his name to ‘donkey kong's ur mom’
keiji’s baby <3: what did donkey kong’s ur mom even mean . what are u doing to my mom
it’s tsukiSHIMA: kuro your nickname isn’t even the worst here akaashi’s been ‘mommy’ for three weeks now
huge giant loser BITCH: GASPS . my own dear tsukki . going against me
it’s tsukiSHIMA: don’t make me tap the sign
it’s tsukiSHIMA: <<
it’s tsukiSHIMA: and i’m not your tsukki nor your tsukishima
the world famous kodzuken: F
pretty bitch: F
two sugars: F
pretty bitch: KOUSHI <3333
pretty bitch: light of my life
pretty bitch: my angel my baby
two sugars: :D hello tooru my love
huge giant loser BITCH: can we bully them instead of me they’re disgusting and in love
huge giant loser BITCH: or bo for setting kaashi’s name to mommy and also being disgusting and in love
keiji’s baby: ure jealous <3
huge giant loser BITCH: ya obviously
huge giant loser BITCH: kaashi’s a weapon ;)
keiji’s baby <3: BRO >:(
huge giant loser BITCH: jkjk
huge giant loser BITCH: i like em taller n meaner
it’s tsukiSHIMA: ew
the world famous kodzuken: as though you’re not also disgusting and in love kuro
the world famous kodzuken: this message has been deleted
hope u diechi: LMAOO
keiji’s baby <3: BWJFKDHF
huge giant loser BITCH: KITTEN?!?!?!?!?!???!?!
pretty bitch: BRUTAL
the world famous kodzuken: he literally said
the world famous kodzuken: okay wtv
the world famous kodzuken: it’s gone stop crying
hope u diechi: he can’t even see through his tears rn
huge giant loser BITCH: boys can cry too its HEALTHY :,)
pretty bitch: not u tho
pretty bitch: bicth
the world famous kodzuken: sometimes bullying is okay
it’s tsukiSHIMA: and necessary
huge giant loser BITCH: TSUKKI
it’s tsukiSHIMA: tapping the sign <<
it’s tsukiSHIMA: hope u can read it through your tears
two sugars: i wish i had the selective eyesight tsukki has
hope u diechi: he just takes his glasses off whenever it’s smth to do with kuroo
it’s tsukiSHIMA: truly i’ve seen enough
the world famous kodzuken: shou will u lock the cats downstairs pls katoro is bullying sota <3
tangerine: of course of course <3
hope u diechi: hinata forgetting this gc exists constantly vs kenma asking for him and he pops up immediately
huge giant loser BITCH: the way that that could have been done in pm .
the world famous kodzuken: yeah but i wanted to remind u of my partner and thus your lack thereof
the world famous kodzuken: keep you humble
huge giant loser BITCH: AS THOUGH MY LIFE ISN’T CONSTANTLY HUMBLING ME
keiji’s baby <3: bro <3
keiji’s baby <3: do u want to come watch adam sandler movies
huge giant loser BITCH: hate that guy
huge giant loser BITCH: absolutely i do i will be there in ten
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Bokuto Koutarou > Kuroo Tetsurou
Bokuto: bro
Kuroo: bro
Bokuto: bro
Kuroo: yes bro
Bokuto: how’s the hopeless adoration on tsukki coming along
Kuroo: oh , so good
Kuroo: he’s only scathing and full of hatred for me like 94% of the time
Kuroo: the other 6% he’s asleep
Bokuto: he only sleeps 6% of his time ?????!
Kuroo: no he just maintains the hatred for most of his sleep
Kuroo: that’s how dedicated he is
Kuroo: sometimes he slips into a brief coma and dreams about marrying me and having my babies
Bokuto: omegaverse moment
Kuroo: why do u know what the omegaverse is
Kuroo: is this why you saved kaashi as mommy and yourself as his baby
Bokuto: i’ve always been saved as keiji’s baby tyvm
Bokuto: and he’s just mommy
Bokuto: don’t shoot the messenger i can’t help him being mommy
Kuroo: he is kind of mommy
Bokuto: stop being in love with my bf
Kuroo: i’m not i’m in love with YOU
Bokuto: bro (tenderly)
Kuroo: bro (in a forlorn loving way)
Bokuto: bro
Kuroo: bro
Kuroo: i’ve been stood still outside ur door messaging for like five mins i’m gonna knock now
Bokuto: okay my ears will be peeled
Kuroo: bro
Bokuto: bro