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(Aether added Jean,Candace And Many others) (Aether named the chat 'Choas stratagy #1)
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Thursday| 3:07 am
Diluc: Why?
Aether: The headmaster made me do it, he said he would've asked Jean but I'm the only one who has everyone's number
Diluc: Its Three fucking am why didnt you wait till the morning?
Aether: I would've forgotten otherwise
(The leave feature was blocked)
Diluc: NO WHY
Aether: Again the headmaster told me sooo
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Thursday| 6:54 am
Lumine: Why was this made at three am Aether? and why were you awake then???
Aether: 1. i would've forgotten if i didnt 2. i couldnt slepp<3
Lumine: you did get sleep though right?
Aether:...
Lumine: Right??????
Aether: yesss...
Lumine: Aether. you need to sleep
Aether: atleast i got my Homework done
Lumine: At least i have slept in the past 48 hours
Aether: Shut it
Keqing: Can you please stop fighting I am trying to get my work done
Lumine:Sorry!
Aether: Sorry Keqing.
Venti: did they just say that at the same time???
Diluc: yes i belive they did
Keaya: Shut up diluc No one likes you
Diluc: tell that to the girl who stalks me
Keaya: wtf..
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Thursday| 3:45 pm
Lumine: is Nahida a child?
Aether: she's like 500+ what makes you think she's a child????
Lumie: ok thank you
( Lumine added Nahida to Chaos strat #1)
Childe: I have a question, Who here isent gay???
Lumine: ngl i have no idea
Xingqiu: Lumine I request the help of you and your brother, I need ships in this school to write fanfics about.
Lumine: Beidou x Ningguang/ Beiguang, Childe x zhongli/Chili
Childe: wTF I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM
Aether: Lisa x Jean/ Jisa, Yanfei x Hu tao/ YanTao, Ayaka x yoimiya/Aymiya(?)
Lumine: Chongyun x Xingqiu/ Xingyun
Xingqiu: thank you My leiges
Lumine + Aether: Yw <3/Yw
Lumine: What shipps have you already done?
Xingqiu: HeiKazuScara, Thomato, Xiaoven, Eulamber, Ganqing, Benzor(?)
Lumine: also do Kokosara plz and kaebedou
Aether: And Xiangyan!!
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Friday| 1:01 am
Jean: Wheres Klee? i cant find her!
Aether: Shes with me she had a nightmare and came to my room
Jean: Ok thank you I was worried about her
Lisa: Jean, Darling Please get Some sleep you haven't slept in An ENTIRE WEEK
Aether: honestly Jean, Same
Jean: But I have homework to do!
Lisa: I'm coming over there to make you sleep
Aether: I wish i had someone to cuddle
Jean: You have Klee rn do you not
Aether: I dont want to wake her up
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Friday| 7:05 am
Lisa: Where the FUCK/p>
Jean: Languange
Lisa: Who has moved my potions book and Where the Fuck is it
Aether: Did lisa just Swndekwjdanfdjvanraslcmso//?
{10 minuets later}
Sucrose: Ummmm Lisa Just a.... nevermind hes ok i think
Lisa: Nevermind i've got it<3
Lumine: Lisa what did you to to Aether???
Lisa: Remember when Childe first came to this school?
Lumine: When he Flirted with-
Lisa: Yes
Lumine: Is he okay???
Sucrose: I am taking him to the infirmarary right now, he should be fine
Lumine: Thank you Sucrose! You are the sweetest<3333
(Lumine has changed Sucrose's name to SweetasSugar<3)
SweetasSugar<3: Aww ty<3
(Lumine has changed childes name to SadAfSIMP)
SadAfSIMP: I AM NOT A SIMP
Jean: You guys should get ready for class it starts in 10 min its alreade 7:25
Lumine: Jeans right guys, I'm looking at you Childe
SadAfSIMP: ??????
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Friday| 3:56 pm
SadAfSIMP: WHOS MORE AF A SIMP NOW HUH LUMINE??
Lumine: At least I'm not a Single simp
SadAfSIMP: Shut TF up
Lumine: No<3
Xiangling: Wait who's Lumine dating?
Lumine: Eula and Amber<333
Xiangling: OMA (oh my archons) I KNEW IT!!
Venti: Aether come to my dorm you need to see this
SadAfSIMP: At least i'm NOT a SIMP
Lumine:At least i didnt cry like this when i got rejected by my (old) crush [childeloser.jog] SadAfSIMP: LUMINE YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONe
Lumine: TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW BITCH
Lumine: I HAVE MORE BLACKMAIL ON YOU THAN ANYONE ELSE I KNOW YOUR SECRETS
SadAfSIMP: HOW?????
Kokomi: Can you guys Please be quiet
Kokomi: Im trying to Cuddle with my Girlfriend IN PEACE
Lumine: Just turn the chat on mute
Kokomi: I physically can not
Lumine: Then i apoligize same with Childe RIGHT SIMP
SadAfSIMP: Fine whatever ig
Venti: Are we just going to ignore what Lumine said???
SadAfSimp: ig
Xiangling: yep
Venti: Yea Also where is Aether
Xiao: yes
Lumine: Please do :)
( Aether changed Lumines name to Lumi<3)
Lumi<3: You cant get out of this Aether I still have blackmail on you I will forever use it <3
Aether: Why did i think that would work :(
Lumi<3: B/c Ypu're stupid<333
Aether: I am offended
Ganyu: I can hear Kokomi and Sara in the other room Keqing please pick me up im scared
Lumi<3:Wait Ganyu Whos topping i need to know
Ganyu: Why
Lumi<3: blackmail
Ganyu: no
Keqing: Ganyu im infront of your dorm
Ganyu: My savior
Lumi<3: HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR THEM TOO I JUST PASSED THEIR DORM WTF
SadAfSIMP: GO TO SLEEP ITS LIKE 9:00
Lumi<3: WHO WANTS TO SEE DRUNK CHILDE
[Childeloser1773.jpg
SadAfSIMP: LUMINE NOOOO
Lumi<3: EHE~~
SadAfSIMP: LUMINE NOOOO
SadAfSIMP: LUMINE NOOOO
Lumi<3: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FLIRTING WITH ME WHEN WE FIRST MET
SadAffSIMP: THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO
Lumi<3: AND???
Aether: Im going to sleep now shut up
Lumi<3: OK dear brother<333
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Saturday| 9:47 am
Lisa: Lumine help
Lumi<3: YEs???
Lisa: How do you confess to some one
Lumi<3: WHO??? also idk amber walked up to me and said 'Go on a date with me an eula' and that was it
Lisa: Im not telling also your no help
Lisa: Crap wrong chat
[Lisa has deleted 4 messages]
Aether: Its totally Jean
Lumi<3: agree!
( Lumi<3 changed Beidous name to HotPirate)
(Lumi<3 Changed Ningguangs name to GeoMommy)
(Lumi<3 changed Lisas name to LibrarianWaifu)
(Lumi<3 Changed Jeans name to WindyWaifu)
(Lumi<3 changed Aether's name to WINDROACH)
(Lumi<3 Changed Laylas name to Sleep?who?)
(Lumi<3 changed Yanfeis name to Iknoweverything)
(WINDROACH changed Lumi<3s name to Alltheblackmail)
(Alltheblackmail changed alltheblackmail's name to Lumiii<3)
(Lumiii<3 changed WINDROACH's name to GayWind<3)
(Lumii<3 changed Kazuha's name to CanaidianWind)
(LibrarianWaifu changed LibrarianWaifu's name to Lisa)
GayWind<3/Aether: WHAT WINDROACH????
Lumiii<3: Its true though
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Saturday| 11:47am( names are back to normal)
Kaeya: Jean is so down bad for Lisa like wtf
Lumine: Ikr like i have whaaaayyy to many pictures of them kissing[message deleted]
Kaeya: WAIT WHAT
[Lumine has deleted a message]
Lumine: I wasn't supposed to say that. Kaeya you saw nothing
Kaeya: I saw everything
Lumine: This you?[message deleted]
Lumine: This you?[message deleted]
Kaeya:... I saw nothing
[Lumine has deleted a message]
Lumine: Thats what i thought 3
Aether: Wtf did i just See??? Was that Kaeya dressed as ELSA????
Lumine: yes
Kaeya: NO
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Saturday|5:07 pm
Amber: Aether is Drunk, @Lumine???
Lumine: BEtCH SAYD HE WOLDNT DRANK WITHOTME
Yanfei: Lumine is also drunk Amber
Amber: @Eula Can you help me bring them to theyre dorms I just saw Lumine shess with Venti, Who is also drunk @Xaio Come get your Bf
Lumine: Why thw FFuckl SDoeas Paimon Kno everthing abot histry an shitr(This pained me to write)
Yanfei: Yep deff drunk
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Sunday| 2:02 am
Lumine: @Scaramouche Your mom is Ms.Raiden right??
2:45 am
Scaramouch: Yes I wish she wasnt tho
Lumine: Do you know if shes dating anyone?
Scaramouche: Lumine I Swear to the Archons is you are trying to get with my mom i will kill you
Lumine: NO im not Just I saw making out with someone and i couldn't see who I wanted to know if you Knew
ScaraMouche:...
Scaramouche is offline
Lumine: ???
Jean: Why are you awake at this Time! you should be asleep
Lumine: I have no sleep scedule
Layla: Twinsies <3
Lumine: Yes<333
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Sunday| 5:07 am
Lumine: @Scaramouche I KNOW WHO IT WAS
Scaramouche: WHO???
Lumine: IT WAS YAE MIKO THE WRITER
Scaramouche: How do you knwo??
Lumine: They are HELLA Loud
Scaramouche: WHAT THE FUCK
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Sunday 12:19 pm
Chongyun: Wait im just seeing this now, Who did Child get rejected by?
Lumine: Me<3
Chongyun: Also who did You get rejected by???
Lumine: I used to have a Crush on Ayaka and i confessed but she had a GF already
Chongyun: oh
Lumine: @Scaramouche [attatchment: 1 image]
(Ei and Miko Kissing In a room)
Scaramouche: I wish i didnt see that but now i have blackmail
Lumine: YW<3
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I hope you enjoyed it was abit random BUT i am trying to give this atleast a little bit of a storyline. BYEEEEE<333 Love you <3