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Flynn: You know with yours and the guys now being able to teleport and be invisible and non-corporal you could go to that sold out show you wanted to go to so bad
Julie: That’s unfair to the bands
Flynn: Then buy extra merch. I heard the bands get the most cut of the money from merch at concerts anyways. And you know the guys would like the lineup.
Flynn: Oh and surprise them with the line up
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Cut to the night of the show.
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Julie: okay we all need to focus on this area of the arena.
Guys: why
Julie: you’ll see
*poof*
Wait a concert Julie we don’t have tickets
It’s sold out I couldn’t get them and Flynn convinced me to buy a ton of merch for alternative compensation.
Who is playing?
You’ll see.
-insert reaction to it being weezer here-
I neeeed that guitar
——-fall out boy———-
Was Weezer just an opening act?
No they are just one of the headliners
Weird intro video starts
-boys being confused-
It’s fall out boy
You say that like it’s an explanation
It is
Okayyyy
Wicked pyrotechnics
Wait his bass has a flamethrower Julie I need a flamethrower on my bass
And my guitar
No you’d kill yourselves again
But Julie
There will be no setting fire to instruments
It’s a flamethrower the bass is not actually on fire.
-all being amazed at the energy of a whole stadium singing along-
Wait did he say Green Day?
Maybe
His piano is on fire. Julie we should do that with yours
What did I say earlier.
“There will be no setting fire to instruments” Luke and Reggie say in unison like kids who just got in trouble.
I’m glad to be alive and all but it would have been cool for our unfinished business to be to save rock and roll.
————Green Day—————
Julie No way Julie.
Does he not age?
-insert more reactions-