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    Summary

    It seems, oddly enough, that Gregory House lives to annoy you. He takes 'arseholish boss' to the next level.

    Wake up in the morning, ready to have breakfast, and drive to the hospital where you both work?
    Nope, you're getting a text that says you're late to his impromptu 4:30 AM meeting where he's had the 'breakthrough of the century' on the team's latest case.

    Get your hair cut and walk into work, for once feeling confident?
    Nope, he's saying that he would have done a better job blinded, hands tied and going through Vicodin withdrawals.

    Finally, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, prove him wrong and attempt to wipe the cockiness off his face?
    Nope, you're simply slow because you didn't get to your diagnosis quicker and weak-willed because you didn't fight him for it in the beginning.

    Everything House does infuriates you, and it seems everything you do infuriates him.

    No wonder you end up pinned to the wall of your apartment and groping him like your life depends on. And knowing House, it very may well.

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