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The camera was set and the focus was solely on Håvard and the dummy on the floor. The outdoor scenery created the perfect ambience for the new video for Håvard’s followers. The video in question being how a combat medic assesses a casualty.
“The acronym of M.A.R.C.H. is a great way for casualty assessment. M.A.R.C.H. stands for; massive bleeding, airway management, respiration, circulation, head injury, hypovolemia and hypothermia.” Håvard spoke in the air around him with a direct and clear tone.
As Håvard continued the explanation of how each assessment is performed, a shadow appeared in the doorway. There Olivier stood, leaning against the base, watching from afar. The charismatic and professional manner of Håvard radiated the area around them, even with the mask covering his face, there was an energy that felt like Olivier was safe.
“Talking with the causality is key when assessing. If your casualty is talking, that means that their airways are open, so we don’t need to waste time with unnecessary steps.” The Norwegian stated in an informative tone.
“The way a casualty talks is also important. Let's say our causality is saying “God Damn, Son of a Bitch” or something like that, then we know our casualty is making sense. That causality is getting blood and oxygen flowing into his brain, meaning the causality is probably not in shock.” Håvard continued.
As Olivier watched the performance from Håvard, the thought of messing with the Norwegian crept into his mind. The internal voices of Olivier were trying to convince the Frenchman to think otherwise, but the devil on his shoulder won the fight.
Olivier flanked Håvard’s position. This was an easy feat since Håvard was in his own little world. Once Olivier was successfully behind Håvard, he waited for the right moment to surprise the older man.
“Now we are going into the A portion of M.A.R.C.H. which is Airway Management. If the patient is not talking with us, we must check and secure the airway. Du gjør dette ved, ahhh faen.” The Norwegian groaned in frustration with himself.
As Håvard moved towards the camera to stop the footage, Olivier took the opportunity to scare the older man. While Håvard was busy with the camera, Olivier got closer to Håvard. Practically almost directly behind him.
“Who knew your accent was so different, you really lose the Norwegian accent when you speak English.” The Frenchman taunted, almost directly into Håvard’s ear. As soon as Håvard heard Olivier’s voice, there was a shiver running along his spine.
“Faen i helvete, Olivier.” Håvard replied in his startled state.
“English, Håvard.” Olivier replied while rolling his eyes, watching as Håvard removed the balaclava, revealing his full face and messy hair.
All Håvard did as a response was stick his tongue out towards the Frenchman.
“Real mature, now come on tell me what that means.” Olivier practically pleaded for the answer.
However, Håvard’s playful grin crept along his features. Olivier knew right there and then he wouldn’t get his answer anytime soon. That suspicion was confirmed by Håvard’s answer.
“Nei.” The smug look of his face plastered across his face. The face of victory of this little battle.
“Fine, then, have it your way. Guess I have to ask Nøkk.” Olivier accepted his defeat.
“Anyways, what are you doing out here? Balaclava and all” Olivier continued in an inquisitive manner. Waving his finger in Håvard’s general direction.
“You know, recording an onlyfans video. What do you think I am doing? I am informing my followers of the correct procedures for assessing one’s patient” The Norwegian exclaimed.
“Well, I don’t think the CPR dummy is going to be very good at being a realistic casualty. So how about I make a proposition?” This comment by Olivier made Håvard raise an eyebrow. He was intrigued, to say the least.
“I will be the casualty in the video. It might help with the realism” The soft smile from Olivier was enough for Håvard to say yes to the proposition.
“Deal. You are lucky I packed an extra balaclava, Flament.” Håvard’s eyes beamed with excitement and joy. He quickly got to setting up the scene once again, but this time with a volunteer from the audience.
Even though the recording of the video took much longer with Olivier, it was the most fun Håvard had in a long while recording material for his followers.