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Give Me One Good Reason Why I shouldn’t send you to the Shadow Realm.
“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t send you to the shadow realm.” Yami Bakura snarled at Yami.
“Okay, How about the fact that you bought this onto yourself and you only got yourself to blame.” Yami replied smugly.
“Well you should have let me send some of the brats to the shadow realm.” Yami Bakura whined in response.
“Now they’re just kids Bakura, and just because you hate all things that are cute and cuddly doesn’t mean you can send it to the shadows.” Yami shot back, Note to self: tell Yugi to tell light Bakura to make sure some cute stuff in his home, to drive the Tomb Robber nuts - actually if he puts some of the cards like what Tea has in her deck, the thief just might lose it completely…
“Those Brats have scared me for life!” Yami Bakura looked at Yami “and I thought you didn’t do Cute, Baka Pharaoh.”
“So Yugi has rubbed off on me a bit,” Yami replied. “And how could those kids scar you for life? You’re already dead you stupid Tomb Robber.”
“Details,” Yami Bakura snapped. “And anyway, I didn’t see them do anything nasty to you.” Then he put his voice into a child like whine “‘Your hair shouldn’t be white let me dye it.’ ‘You look like a girl let me put on some make up.’” He turned back to his normal snappy voice, “and I didn’t see them give you a hard time.”
Yami snorted, “I am a person that people respect, you’re not.” He stated bluntly. They were now near the game shop, so when Yami saw Tea waiting for them, he caught her eye and mouthed to her; “Get Yugi’s Camera Thingy.” She nodded went into the games shop.
As the Yami’s got to the shop, Tea came out with Yugi’s Camera in her hands and started snapping pictures, Yami Bakura who knew what a camera was thanks to his light, turned and ran away screaming like a girl.
Actually, Yami Bakura did look like - at that moment of time - a woman with a bad dye and make up job, because it was all done in poster paint.
“You know,” Yami commented to Tea, as they walked into the games shop. “I don’t think I have ever seen him run away from something that fast.”
The End